For Charlie 4/9

[Black Knight]

Originally posted by Cloudbringer: Ha! She don't want no steeeenkin bananas! She wants the monkey...HAHAHHAHAHAHA...ooops! Am I gonna get censored? But Osssifer ,sir...don't arrest ME, they did it...they Corrupted poor innocent widdle CB..waaaah *batbat of teary hazel eyes* really they did! I don't even have a barn for any wild animals...simian or otherwise! teeeheee CB, wondering if her bestest guy/cyberpal/non-jewelry friend...LOL.. is gonna have her committed

Non-Jewelry friend . . . Drawing a blank . . . wait minute . . . got something . . .nope, just gas.

BK

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Charlie: Ladyzekke, I had meant to put smilies in my post, I didn't mean it to come across as short and shitty. I do tend to find if I'm in a bit of pain that my posts can be a little abrupt and I don't like that about myself but well...too late now I s'pose. The sound files, ha, I hadn't thought of the old "brace yerself girl" as an option but it is now. Personally I don't really think I've got a very nice voice, meaning I'm not too sure it would appeal to most people. I've got a strong London cockney accent usually despised by our Northern countrymen and particularly gruff when compared to the beautiful voice of Cloudbringer. I'm almost embarrassed to say anything at all where we might be heard in the same vein. As it happens my brother and I are off work this week so it may be possible to get them sorted. Stealthy, what a lovely compassionate man you are, thanks. I hope one day I will have the privilege of meeting you and shaking your hand. CB, we'll get together tommorrow hopefully. I'm not in the right mood to play atm, my body clock is shot and I can't sleep but by the same token my attention span is minimal, sorry honey. I took a couple of pain killers but to be honest I think I'm immune to them. It's funny how when it kind of goes wrong for you, it all goes a bit wrong. I've got a bad neck and back coupled with a headache and the dog has now gone into perpetual fart mode. She's a fantastic dog that insists upon sitting at my feet wherever I am but now and again she has a fartfest. She's 15 the old girl and I think she's been brewing these up for about 13 of those 15 years. I can't put her in the garden because she howls if she's away from me, not only that but I think all the plants have wilted under her backside barrage. God her bum is grim tonight. Anyone with a cure for canine flatulence please post here. Charlie, visibly wilting as we speak.

Charlie: First of all, I want you to feel better. I have back trouble and occasional sciatica from a long ago lifting mistake at work...permanent so I'm careful now. I know it's miserable to concentrate like that and worse if you're tired. No problemo. You know I want my chief thief happy and healthy!

second of all the poor dog...ROTFL!!!!!!! Seriously...I couldn't type for laughing just now! Uh...yes, um...compassion for your er air quality problem too..but er TOO funny, sweetie! TOO FUNNY!

You simply must make the sound files! I wanna hear my real sexy elves in the game! LOL....and LadyZ is right, 'brace yourself' is a classic now! We must have it somewhere in the files!

CB

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Cloudbringer: OH NO! She's in SWEETNESS AND DOTING MODE ACK....Batten down the hatches, man the lifeboats...er ...wellllll, now that ya mention it sis, he IS kinda cute when he gets all silly and giddy! Uh, be careful what you pinch...even his face...he WAS in almost hurl mode earlier today...hahaha! If you gotta pinch those sweetwiddlecheekies...stand to the side! Well, I know it's spring. Every kid with a skateboard in the neighborhood was in front of my house today...sigh... People can't drive through with all those kids and their ramps and such in the street and they chew up the end of my driveway...grrr ... CB

Yes sis, I think you need to take BK away to your tower and see if you can pinch an inch!

ps - Our new castle is almost complete, and your new tower is 18 stories high, with apartments throughout up to the Master Chambers. Comes complete with small dragon ride up the winding stairs. What do you and BK think? Sound good?

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[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by ladyzekke: What exactly do you mean what time "won't" I be around? hehe. Weekends are always good since everyone doesn't have to work. Of course our guests never showed up Sunday, so might come over this coming Saturday or Sunday. Don't know yet. As it is I am pissed because I spent a lot of money for last Sunday's "dinner" and they didn't show up (hung over they said). Still they could have called so I didn't wait all day! Allz I know is that if they do come this weekend, I ain't cookin a darn thing! Pizza anyone! SHITE! Thunderstorm!! Might have to shut down and unplug! (waiting to hear another rumble)... So far so good...tremble... CLOUDY! Tell them thunderclouds to go away!!

LadyZ..definitely PIZZA for those guests! You went to lots of trouble last week. Not your fault they drank to much and got hungover so they reneged on the visit!

Told them thunderboomers to leave but they don't always listen right off!

I'll type up a starter for the thread and we can set it off with a bang!

er...that's not how I meant that...or did I? oh BeeeeeeeKaaaaaaaaay, silk room for 2, no waiting! LOLOLOLOLOL....

Anyway...we need the hippos and lots turnips! HEEHEE

CB-in create mode!

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Black Knight: Non-Jewelry friend . . . Drawing a blank . . . wait minute . . . got something . . .nope, just gas. BK

well it was gonna be non-battery operated...but uh, I blushed too hard...

now lookie what you made me type! LOL

CB

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by ladyzekke: Yes sis, I think you need to take BK away to your tower and see if you can pinch an inch! ps - Our new castle is almost complete, and your new tower is 18 stories high, with apartments throughout up to the Master Chambers. Comes complete with small dragon ride up the winding stairs. What do you and BK think? Sound good?

WHOA! Uh..think? er...uh.. you got me going on the pinch and inch...and now you want me to THINK? Cruel, cruel Sounds GREAT...uh 18 storied castle...YIKES! OOOOOOOEEEEE our own widdle Dragon? My Puffy? That Jerome gave me? NEAT!

CB, hugging her sisterWendy

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

[LadyRae]

What'choo guys up to, hmmmm?

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Proprietor of The Moon's Hope Inn
Conspirator...Um, I mean, member of the Ladies Guild
Smitten by The.Relic

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Charlie: Ladyzekke, I had meant to put smilies in my post, I didn't mean it to come across as short and shitty. I do tend to find if I'm in a bit of pain that my posts can be a little abrupt and I don't like that about myself but well...too late now I s'pose. The sound files, ha, I hadn't thought of the old "brace yerself girl" as an option but it is now. Personally I don't really think I've got a very nice voice, meaning I'm not too sure it would appeal to most people. I've got a strong London cockney accent usually despised by our Northern countrymen and particularly gruff when compared to the beautiful voice of Cloudbringer. I'm almost embarrassed to say anything at all where we might be heard in the same vein. As it happens my brother and I are off work this week so it may be possible to get them sorted. Stealthy, what a lovely compassionate man you are, thanks. I hope one day I will have the privilege of meeting you and shaking your hand. CB, we'll get together tommorrow hopefully. I'm not in the right mood to play atm, my body clock is shot and I can't sleep but by the same token my attention span is minimal, sorry honey. I took a couple of pain killers but to be honest I think I'm immune to them. It's funny how when it kind of goes wrong for you, it all goes a bit wrong. I've got a bad neck and back coupled with a headache and the dog has now gone into perpetual fart mode. She's a fantastic dog that insists upon sitting at my feet wherever I am but now and again she has a fartfest. She's 15 the old girl and I think she's been brewing these up for about 13 of those 15 years. I can't put her in the garden because she howls if she's away from me, not only that but I think all the plants have wilted under her backside barrage. God her bum is grim tonight. Anyone with a cure for canine flatulence please post here. Charlie, visibly wilting as we speak.

HAHA! You did not come across as short and shitty (laughing). I know you are a nice guy and I take all your posts, no matter what the content, as entertaining you did not have me worried or anything. Silly fella!

Look, what you may call an "undesireable" sounding accent others in other countries consider "sexy". Gruff? Well I figured as much anyways! PLEASE send me a sound file, Brace Yerself preferably, when you make it. I will not send it to anyone else, willst keep it to meself! Anywho, your voice makes not much difference given your looks!

God, rolling on the floor laughing here! Ssss! HAHA! Sorry, trying to talk but can't because of the laughter.! Breath breath.. OK.. Ahem.. So sorry bout your doggie farts there Charlie (snorting laughter erupts once again!...) Hey, she's sounds like a good doggie from way back, not much you can do but pat her on the butt and say "good girl.! (OK I'm done cause I can't endure the hilarity any longer...!!!!)

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[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Cloudbringer: WHOA! Uh..think? er...uh.. you got me going on the pinch and inch...and now you want me to THINK? Cruel, cruel Sounds GREAT...uh 18 storied castle...YIKES! OOOOOOOEEEEE our own widdle Dragon? My Puffy? That Jerome gave me? NEAT! CB, hugging her sisterWendy

HAHA! Well, just a suggestion, but you can of course pinch wherever you like, he is your husband after all! Yes, I am hoping I can hire Puff to replace the inhouse dragon I have recently acquired (I think he was bought initially from Charlie's shoppe as he doesn't breath fire, but yet blows bubbles. Useless as a guardian!) Gonna get that Charlie one of these days I will! Arggg!

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[Cloudbringer]

LadyR...wez hanging out and catchin a chat or two. Uh, isn't that French for CAT.......I'm not catchin cats...really...I have enough!



Cloudy

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StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever