Ye Olde Standup Night (Begins Now!)

[SomeGuy]

Sir Laughalot made a weak smile at the jokes. He held up a card saying "3".

[ 01-31-2003, 08:52 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

[Skydracgrrl]

Skye pouted at Sir Laughalot. "Hey, you wouldn't have to listen to my jokes if someone would take their turn," she said.

[ 01-31-2003, 07:31 PM: Message edited by: Skydracgrrl ]

[SomeGuy]

Sir Laughalot nodded at her. Jokes ar'nt very funny if a person has heard them many times before. Oh and someone do something funny with the dead body or the pineapple over on the stage. They're just going to rot anyways. Sir Laughalot sat back in his seat and sighed. I wish the red and blue faced guy was here right now...

[Callum Kerr]

Oh, it's hard to say:
Oli-ma-kitty-luca-chi-chi-chi
But in Tonga that means:
No
If I ever have the money
Is to Tonga I shall go
For each lovely Tongan maiden there
Will gladly make a date
And by the time she's said
Oli-ma-kitty-luca-chi-chi-chi
It is usually too late!


It's a satellite moon
It's a plagerised tune
That duck on the lake's a decoy
There's a sodium glare
In the purified air
And the girl in my arms
Is Mabel Figworthy and if she says 'Oh really' once more I wll break her neck!

When you're feeling kind of blue
And you don't know what to do
When you've got a load of troubles on your mind
If you face them with a smile
It will make your life worthwhile
And you'll find that every cloud is silver-lined
Sing this happy song with me:
Queach Pop Whoa!
Just a simple melody
Queach Pop Whoa!
Once those skies above are grey
You can face the the world today
If you only learn to say:
Queach Pop Whoa!
When your life is filled of cares
Queach Pop Whoa!
You will hear it everywhere
Queach Pop Whoa!
Though the world may wear a frown,
Here's a way to win renown
Tell them as they strap you down:
Queach Pop Whoa!

[ 02-02-2003, 01:12 AM: Message edited by: Callum Kerr ]

[Sigmar]

Sorry 'bout the delay folks... I was hung up at work, I managed to cut the rope though [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I don't have enough time with all the work I really have to dedicate my time to a stand up sketch, and if I were to give you one now I';d probably rip off a comedian or something

So I'm afraid I resign myself from the competition.

[SomeGuy]

Sir Laughalot looked at the most recent act with a confused face and held up a card saying "Um...4..."

OOC: Bye Sigmar,

[ 02-03-2003, 06:00 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

[SomeGuy]

MORE JOKES!!! Screamed Sir L. in anxious-ment.(is that a word???)

OOC: Consider this a bump

[Lord High Eater of Legs]

ic:Khal's eyes widened in confusion, then he started clapping, and although his body was applauding, he was thinking
'What was that about?'
Holding up his sign to the audience it said:
Callum:6.2Judges score sign, patented by Khalraan Angessthar.

[Skydracgrrl]

Skye strides back onto the stage, arranging the dead judge-imposter in a chair. Stepping back, the audience can see he is covered in a black cloth with a rope tied to it, so none of him could be seen. Walking offstage, thumps, bangs, and other various strange noises are heard. Tiptoeing back, she peeks around the curtain and is greeted by many curious and frightened looks from the audience.

Smiling broadly, Skye slowly moves forward across the stage. Behind her trails a line of toy ducks, making squeaky quacking noises and flipping their rotating feet against the stage. Painted in Rainbow hued letters on the ducks' sides, one letter per duck, is the word B-U-M-P.

Halfway across the stage Skye turns and takes a flourishing bow, pulling on a velvet cord-which appeared out of nowhere- at the same time. The black sheet covering the dead body lifts up, revealing the judge to be balancing the unused pineapple on his head and his mouth distorted into a cocky grin. Gripped in his cold hands is a sign with the word "Applause" drippily painted in red and gold upon its surface.

[SomeGuy]

Sir Laughalot liked Skye odd and unuasual performance and started to clap. Nice Job!! 8!!!You get an 8! He liked the way she used bump.