04-08-2001, 10:49 AM | #71 |
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Knarfling,
Great contribution to the funnies! I thoroughly enjoyed it! Moni |
04-08-2001, 10:52 AM | #72 |
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Knarfling - ROFL!!!!
Excellent!!! |
04-08-2001, 12:45 PM | #73 |
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AZE: let's go the bank and get the rest of the gold.
TAOQ: agreed, since we are going to the Boon. ::everyone enters the town hall:: ::AZE gets 8000000 from the bank:: AZE: what the - TAOQ: I thought you put 10000000 in the bank AZE: I KNOW I did! ::scowls:: what happened? TAOQ: let me go ask Lord Barrenhawk ::walks away:: ::minutes later, TAOQ comes back:: AZE: well? TAOQ: Lord Barrenhawk informs me that there's a charge for placing your gold in the bank and there's a service charge also. AZE: WHAT? that son of a Boogre! that shouldn't happen until 500 years later! TAOQ: ::shrugs:: well he said he had to get ahead of the times... ::AZE snarls:: AZE: from now on, we will not put our gold in the bank EVER! ::mutters:: the mayor must be taking lessons from the ratlings..... ------------------ adam mage/warlock [This message has been edited by adam warlock (edited 05-23-2001).] |
05-22-2001, 09:56 PM | #74 |
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Hay lord Fist Where is the boat again
'Boat' oh we left it at skull castle then how come we are in the harber when the boat is at the Castle well I was looking for a crab and went to far well I guess we had better start walking back to the boat Walk don't you mean Swim! Swim you know with all this armor I can't swim I just sink!! well let get back to skull castel and get the boat well since we are hear lets get reid of some of this junk cool after you!! ------------------ Hi Ho Hi Ho It's of to play we go T H A N K S Eiz |
05-23-2001, 09:49 AM | #75 |
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Mr-Eiz - LOL
TAOQ: our horse's head is stuck in the wall... Morik: again? Erin: while you guys fix that horse, I'm going to pick up the litter we left laying around.... |
05-23-2001, 01:06 PM | #76 |
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DAEGEN: (Paladin, atop the wall at Shurugeon Castle) Okay, Tamerin, there's the Sleeping Sentinel. I'll take him out with some well-placed "Dispels" and then you can sneak over and pull the drawbridge lever."
(casts a "Dispel Undead", explodes and awakes the spectral sentry, who howls with indignation) TAMERIN: "Okay, great! A few more shots of that and...OW!! (three Swampflies have flown up from below the wall and are now stinging our ranger's ankles) JEROBOA: (leaping), "I'll get 'um!" (casts a Flamedrop on the bugs in midair) DAEGEN: "If you guys will stop fooling around, I'll just cast another..." (a pack of worgurs comes running ALONG THE TOP OF THE WALL, growling and snapping) SANJAY: "This is out of body, out of mind! I will blast them with my Pain spell!" DAEGEN: "KEEP STILL! How can I blast this sentry with all this racket..." (From the bailey below) "Drop yer weapons! Yer outnumbered! Taste the blade!" The sentry barrels a "Face of Death" spell at the party which fizzles, and howls. DAEGEN: (to the sentry): "Shut up, you! The rest of you just wait your cotton-pickin' turns! Geehola, what the heck IS this?" (From the outside side of the wall): "Me Nicks and Stones!" "Die n' Die, hairless!") DAEGEN: "AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" (pitches a rusted sword on the wall in fury and begins jumping up and down on it... (Just so you'll know...everything got taken care of; the swampflies, worgurs, Highland Raiders, and Ratlings, AND the sentry, Tamerin became a Ninja, and that's what happens, kids, when you play a game at "Spawn Frequent!") -Sazerac |
05-23-2001, 02:44 PM | #77 |
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Sazerac -
ROFLMAO! ohmigosh! That was hysterical! Tabbi |
05-23-2001, 03:20 PM | #78 |
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Thanks, Tabbi!
Heh, well, the topper to all that was (and this all happened LAST NIGHT), after killing the Sentry, the Worgurs, the Swampflies, the Raiders, AND the ratlings, the idiots fell off the wall!! Thank goodness they chose to tumble into the bailey, or you would have HEARD some fine cussing! -Sazerac |
05-24-2001, 01:56 AM | #79 |
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Katie peers into the water."You guys ready?" "As we'll ever be. Fr. Jerome has toughened us, let's go." The Wiskah Ranger dives into the water, and down through the tunnel.::SPLASH::gloop,gloop::*Let's see, north, down, south* ::gloop,gloop:: *Wait a sec. where's the lever?* swim back, up *NO LIGHT!!*Where's the EXIT?!?* *BACK AGAIN* *WHICH IS NORTH??? *BOB'S DROWNING?!!*SO'S JACKIE!! MUST FIND EXIT!! DARN!!MIKE TOO?? OOOOH, UP HERE!! LIGHT!!!! MUST SWIM!! TOO LATE!! 4 DEAD!!* ::SPLASH::GASP,CHOKE:: (Dave)"WHAT...HAP...PENED...DOWN...THERE?!" (Katie)"Couldn't...find...lever...or exit...lost... sense...of direction.
2nd time through... Katie peers into the water."You guys ready?""As we'll ever be. Fr.Jerome has toughened us, let's go."::splash::gloop,gloop::*Let's see, north, down, south, oooh! the lever!*::gloop,gloop::KLICK::*now, north, up, south, up!!*::slash::"WHEW, we made it! Now we just gotta fig..::splash::gloop,gloop::*WHAT THE..*(looking all around)*WHY WE UNDER WATER??*::gloop,gloop::*!!#@%^& SPIDERS ON OUR HEADS!!!MUST GET UP!DROWNING!*::SPLASH::GASP,CHOKE,COUGH::"OUCH! I've been bitten! ATTACK!!"(swords, an' knives swing with spider guts spewing about the chamber) Then, suddenly, BUZZ,BUZZ!! "FR.Jerome!! NOOOO!!!"(blood,death by locusts). "Dispatch the Spiders, an' the Trolls that showed up with 'em so's we can rez Bob!!" |
05-27-2001, 07:07 PM | #80 |
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Thanks Wyvern
I'll edit this one... my character Adam Mage having a conversation with Erzebette: adam: hey baby, you available? Erze: I don't know what you are talking about.... adam: how about go necking with me? Erze: I don't know what you are talking about.... adam: a quickie? Erze: I don't know what you are talking about.... adam: you don't say much else do you? Erze: I don't know what you are talking about.... adam: darn! Erze: I don't know what you are talking about.... adam: shattup you! Erze: I don't know what you are talking about.... [This message has been edited by adam warlock (edited 05-27-2001).] [This message has been edited by adam warlock (edited 05-27-2001).] |
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