What is it with this board..... - Page 7

Neb · 08-29-2001, 04:19 PM

Not so fast my demonic underlord, unfortunately for you, my mighty Lawyer knows the spell "Finite Hitpoints"(And only he knows it, it's in his briefcase, which doubles as a mage's spellbook and a priests holy symbol, as well as being a nice weapon for a fighter and usable for backstabbing), he casts this spell upon your little pet(There is NO saving throw and NO magic resistance versus it) after doing so, he slaughters your pet and your three brothers, permanently, neither the gods, a wish spell or any form of ressurection can bring them back, only an Old One can, he then leaves, leaving me with a big bill and with you having a permanent tatoo on your forehead saying "I am a demon underlord, come and kill me for I am evil and I give lots of XP", then, several hundred adventuring parties come charging over the nearest hill, wanting to kill you for XP, I teleport away to continue the battle against the Fluffies who are once more my foes now that you are no longer any threat.

08-29-2001, 06:30 PM

Actually this thread was meant seriously
I know it's just fiction but still
I don't think it's healthy if you want to kill of cute flufffy things

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OMG I have no Arms
Wait I don't have a body either

08-29-2001, 06:55 PM

Hmmmmm....... You fighting Super Diablo......... thats funny, as when my brothers get the gias, they are practically gods. The gias pieces can make The Gias, a power that only the oldest of gods talk about.

History of The Gias

Ill be breif......

The Gias is the result of ancient gods (these gods are now extinct so to speak)
creating an orb of immense power. It could shatter dimensions in seconds with its awsome black hole -esque sucking powers. It could make a commoner into a gias (the eldest and oldest gods ever to exist) A gias god was like an old one to a god. If you were to approach the Council (what they called themselves)
You were judged on power, strength, agility and intelligence. If you failed thier mystical tests, you were considered stupid and unpopular. If thy passed, however, you were granted anything your hearts disire. But, There was another force at work. Demons, banded together (actually thats what you became if you failed the tests) and pressed on a war that lasted many centuries. When the gias gods were about to die, they merged into one orb. this orb could make anyone a powerful being. You can see why my brothers want this power, as if diablo were to give up his piece and mephisto and baal were to find the other two pieces, they could make the orb, as the orb was shattered into three pieces.
Then, they would take me out, then fight for centuries on who gets the Orb.
Or, Diablo could find the other two first, and become "ultimate Diablo"
and wipe his brothers out cold. Its that movie rat race except alot more is at stake.

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All your base are belong to us! How Are you gentlemen?

Fish?
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Welcome to your doom!!!
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AzureWolf · 08-29-2001, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sazerac:
Although I am an avowed non-clan member and thereby a "neutral" in these disputes, I cannot stand by and watch our beloved IW be overrun with these and and !!!!

HADB is doing a noble service in (ahem) attempting the eradication of this most foul plague infecting our board. I thereby lend my full [unofficial] support to them in this effort. Make IW a safe place again, guys!

GO HADB! GO HADB! GO HADB! GO HADB!

[This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 08-29-2001).]

Yes finally we have some support.
It has been a hard fight

Up against so many fluffy things and their protectors.
We had to make a stand.

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

AzureWolf · 08-29-2001, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rikard:
Actually this thread was meant seriously
I know it's just fiction but still
I don't think it's healthy if you want to kill of cute flufffy things

It is saving our very lives as we are the only ones willing to stand up and say
"You may take our threads but youll never take our FFOOOOOORRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMSSS"

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Sazerac · 08-29-2001, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rikard:
Actually this thread was meant seriously
I know it's just fiction but still
I don't think it's healthy if you want to kill of cute flufffy things

Hmmm...well, I think some of us don't think it's very healthy to keep summoning "cute fluffy little things" either!!

Be that as it may, since I have three fancy rats as pets, along with a Welsh Corgi, I don't think I would qualify as wanting to kill off "fluffy" things. Just FYI.

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WOLFGIR · 08-30-2001, 02:57 AM

AHHHH, how nice with some chaos at last!

*big furry wolf lies down with a bowl of sancks to watch the fight*

Hey, I got tickets at front ro! Heard that Van Halen was going to do a guest apperance here later!

Catsis, bunnies and fluffies and other thingies and demons.. Cool, I like the odds!

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Be vevvy qwiet..I´m hunting wabbits...
Wolfgirs lair
once-upon-a-paper

Jafin · 08-30-2001, 03:20 AM

As the official Arch-Mage of the HADB clan, I feel it is my responsibility to use my powers to enter the battle and destroy the fluffies! Feel the might of my conjuration powers to call upon mighty beings to do my bidding! Behold my power! Bwhahahaha!!!

and my little pet named woofy

This should hold 'em off for awhile!

-Jafin

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I am Jafin, arch-mage of the HADB clan!

[This message has been edited by Jafin (edited 08-30-2001).]

Yorick · 08-30-2001, 03:46 AM

MORE BUNNIES!!!!

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I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on....

A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

Yorick · 08-30-2001, 03:49 AM

They have bred like rabbits, and have bread like rabbits!

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I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on....

A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

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08-29-2001, 04:19 PM	#61
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	Not so fast my demonic underlord, unfortunately for you, my mighty Lawyer knows the spell "Finite Hitpoints"(And only he knows it, it's in his briefcase, which doubles as a mage's spellbook and a priests holy symbol, as well as being a nice weapon for a fighter and usable for backstabbing), he casts this spell upon your little pet(There is NO saving throw and NO magic resistance versus it) after doing so, he slaughters your pet and your three brothers, permanently, neither the gods, a wish spell or any form of ressurection can bring them back, only an Old One can, he then leaves, leaving me with a big bill and with you having a permanent tatoo on your forehead saying "I am a demon underlord, come and kill me for I am evil and I give lots of XP", then, several hundred adventuring parties come charging over the nearest hill, wanting to kill you for XP, I teleport away to continue the battle against the Fluffies who are once more my foes now that you are no longer any threat.

08-29-2001, 06:30 PM	#62
Rikard Guest Posts: n/a	Actually this thread was meant seriously I know it's just fiction but still I don't think it's healthy if you want to kill of cute flufffy things ------------------ OMG I have no Arms Wait I don't have a body either

08-29-2001, 06:55 PM	#63
Gwhanos, Lord Of Evil Guest Posts: n/a	Hmmmmm....... You fighting Super Diablo......... thats funny, as when my brothers get the gias, they are practically gods. The gias pieces can make The Gias, a power that only the oldest of gods talk about. History of The Gias Ill be breif...... The Gias is the result of ancient gods (these gods are now extinct so to speak) creating an orb of immense power. It could shatter dimensions in seconds with its awsome black hole -esque sucking powers. It could make a commoner into a gias (the eldest and oldest gods ever to exist) A gias god was like an old one to a god. If you were to approach the Council (what they called themselves) You were judged on power, strength, agility and intelligence. If you failed thier mystical tests, you were considered stupid and unpopular. If thy passed, however, you were granted anything your hearts disire. But, There was another force at work. Demons, banded together (actually thats what you became if you failed the tests) and pressed on a war that lasted many centuries. When the gias gods were about to die, they merged into one orb. this orb could make anyone a powerful being. You can see why my brothers want this power, as if diablo were to give up his piece and mephisto and baal were to find the other two pieces, they could make the orb, as the orb was shattered into three pieces. Then, they would take me out, then fight for centuries on who gets the Orb. Or, Diablo could find the other two first, and become "ultimate Diablo" and wipe his brothers out cold. Its that movie rat race except alot more is at stake. ------------------ All your base are belong to us! How Are you gentlemen? Fish? ********************* Welcome to your doom!!! *********************

08-30-2001, 02:57 AM	#67
WOLFGIR Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Sweden Age: 51 Posts: 3,450	AHHHH, how nice with some chaos at last! big furry wolf lies down with a bowl of sancks to watch the fight Hey, I got tickets at front ro! Heard that Van Halen was going to do a guest apperance here later! Catsis, bunnies and fluffies and other thingies and demons.. Cool, I like the odds! ------------------ Be vevvy qwiet..I´m hunting wabbits... Wolfgirs lair once-upon-a-paper

08-30-2001, 03:20 AM	#68
Jafin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 24, 2001 Location: The Lands of Forever Age: 40 Posts: 1,132	As the official Arch-Mage of the HADB clan, I feel it is my responsibility to use my powers to enter the battle and destroy the fluffies! Feel the might of my conjuration powers to call upon mighty beings to do my bidding! Behold my power! Bwhahahaha!!! and my little pet named woofy This should hold 'em off for awhile! -Jafin ------------------ I am Jafin, arch-mage of the HADB clan! [This message has been edited by Jafin (edited 08-30-2001).]

08-30-2001, 03:46 AM	#69
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 53 Posts: 9,246	MORE BUNNIES!!!! ------------------ I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on.... A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

08-30-2001, 03:49 AM	#70
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 53 Posts: 9,246	They have bred like rabbits, and have bread like rabbits! ------------------ I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on.... A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

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