Truth or Trash -- A NEW game!!! - Page 7

SSJ4Sephiroth · 06-15-2001, 12:31 PM

well rudy, id hafta say true. sounds like it was taken right out of an episode of Seinfeld, but theres a very good chance its true.

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I'll kidnap ya fer 100, reprogram ya fer 300, and kill ya fer 500! Oh come one! I'll throw in the killin' fer 250!

06-15-2001, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RudeDawg:
Originally posted by Moni:

Still waiting on yours Rudy!

Moni

I posted one, but did anyone guess?

Here's another from the "Legends of the RudeDawg"

Same street. Drunk as a skunk, and I'm wandering the streets, looking for a place to relieve myself. It's 4 am, and the bars are all closed, and I didn't want to pay cover to get into a dance club. So, I'm looking.

I find a nice, covered area. Dirt on the floor, and HAY !! "What's a stable doin downtown Austin?" I wonder as I unzip.

RIGHT after I start, a spotilight hits me, and the mounted policeman asks me what I'm doing! I hadn't associated the police-horses with the stable, and , well, you know, couldn't exactly "freeeze". He let me finish, then checked my ID and ran my liscence, then warned me and let me go...

T/F ???

LOL! I believe we all guessed TRUE on your first post...I'll go with FALSE on the second one, seeing as how I am clueless as to whether or not there are mounted police in downtown Austin (I could see it happening though!!!

)

Azurewolf..um...FALSE?!

Moni

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Cloudbringer · 06-15-2001, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AzureWolf:
No one has answered me T/F yet

LOL...FALSE Wolfboy!

CloudMama
*incubus stinks*

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight: Heart Mind Soul Forever
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."

AzureWolf · 06-15-2001, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
LOL...FALSE Wolfboy!

CloudMama
*incubus stinks*

*sigh* no respect for good music these days. Incubus is the best thing to happen to my realm in a long time

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

"I've put my trust in you, pushed as far as I can go. For all this theres only one thing you should know....."

RudeDawg · 06-15-2001, 12:39 PM

On the first excerpt from The Legends of RudeDawg

Not only TRUE, but it became a tradition. After every drunken evening on 6th, I would walk over, order an ASCII special, and ride home with the delivery person!!! Eating pizza while drunk is fun!!!

LOL

Don't try this at home, friends. I am a professional.

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06-15-2001, 12:51 PM

Here's another quick one from me and then I have to start cleaning up grandpa's bedroom (will be back on smoke breaks LOL):

I was thirty four years old and won some concert tickets to see No Doubt, The Goo Goo Dolls, and Bush from a local radio station.

Not being able to find a date (that would attend a rock concert with me anyway) I gave the tickets to my son but he could not find a friend that knew how to drive to take him. So we hitched a ride from my mother, who had an appointment to have lips tattooed on her face that night (she has no lips to speak of).

She dropped us off and my son ditched me to go hang out with some girls from his school that he knew would be there.

Watching the concert, I noticed people crowd surfing...paying attention, I saw that the only people who ever got dropped to the floor were guys, so I walked up to the back of the crowd and asked some big teenage boy and his smaller friend "Hey! Would you throw me up there?"

They agreed and threw me up and over the crowd...I got a rush as I sailed through the air and saw the crowd quickly approaching from underneath. At the last second, I flipped myself in midair so that I would land back first on the crowd and I was passed over the crowd and dumped over the security railing.

A security guard was there ready to grab me so at the last second, I flipped myself over backwards and did a backflip out of the last person's hands and onto the floor without the security guard being able to grab me.

I pointed at him and laughed and went back out to the crowd where I was so high off the adreniline rush that I did not come down for about two months!

I made fiends with two teenage girls that saw me asking the guys to throw me up on the crowd and didn't believe I did it! They nearly died when they found out that I was the same age as their mothers!!!

True or False?

Another one...True or False...

At an Ozzy Osborne concert I was up front behind the retaining wall and on some stranger's shoulders when Ozzie came out on stage...he pointed directly at me and two other girls as he crossed the stage...later when I could not get back down onto the floor from the crush of people (I tried but could not get one leg down lol) I decided I would go over the retaining wall instead. I climbed up people and jumped over hte wall but was suprised when security did not rush me like they had others when they had gone over. Come to find out he had hand picked me for backstage party priveledges!!! I was 20 years old...the other two he had picked out, I later learned were 16!!! I did not go backstage to party with Ozzie...neither did the other girls, we all thought he was just too scary looking!

Moni

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Melusine · 06-15-2001, 01:05 PM

WOW Moni, those were some fun stories, even if they turn out to be false

I think no. 1 is true and the second one isn't (and if it is, I have only one word : YUCK!!!)

BTW I used to be an avid crowdsurfer/stagediver when I was about 16

... and it is true: they will never drop you if you're a girl

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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar

Your voice is ambrosia

Sazerac · 06-15-2001, 01:15 PM

Okay, here's my "truth or trash"...

When I first started teaching (back in 1987), it was like my 2nd semester teaching Business Statistics. It was in one of those lecture halls that slope upward like a theatre. As I was going over the intro to the class on the first day, I noticed a girl sitting in the back. She had on a short skirt, her legs were spread, and she was wearing NO UNDERGARMENTS. Nothing left to the imagination, and she was clearly "flashing" me.

So as I walked row by row, passing out the syllabi, I noticed that she was continuing to "position" herself in my direction. This was starting to irritate me, so as I passed her and handed the syllabus to her, I bent down and whispered to her, "Close your legs and open your mind."

The girl wore jeans to class every day after that. She also got a B in the class, which she DID earn. Hopefully it taught her a good life lesson!

Truth...or trash?

I'll try to guess some of the others when I get some more time (probably later when I get home.)

caleb · 06-15-2001, 01:23 PM

Moni false to the ozzy story cause I dont think he would try to cheat on his wife thats double his size for fear of his life

Saz is false cause what he REALLY whispered in her ear was his home phone number

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

06-15-2001, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
WOW Moni, those were some fun stories, even if they turn out to be false

I think no. 1 is true and the second one isn't (and if it is, I have only one word : YUCK!!!)

BTW I used to be an avid crowdsurfer/stagediver when I was about 16 ... and it is true: they will never drop you if you're a girl

They are BOTH True!

"YUCK" LOL! My Sentiments exactly!

That was the first time in my life I ever crowd surfed...I got the rush all over again writing it out LOL! BTW, My mom looks almost human with lips now too!

Moni

Saz, I am gonna say True to yours! If it is false...TOO BAD!!

Caleb, "home phone number"! Too Funny!

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06-15-2001, 12:31 PM	#61
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 38 Posts: 4,361	well rudy, id hafta say true. sounds like it was taken right out of an episode of Seinfeld, but theres a very good chance its true. ------------------ I'll kidnap ya fer 100, reprogram ya fer 300, and kill ya fer 500! Oh come one! I'll throw in the killin' fer 250!

06-15-2001, 12:39 PM	#65
RudeDawg 20th Level Warrior Join Date: April 9, 2001 Location: Dallas, Tx, USA Age: 56 Posts: 2,830	On the first excerpt from The Legends of RudeDawg Not only TRUE, but it became a tradition. After every drunken evening on 6th, I would walk over, order an ASCII special, and ride home with the delivery person!!! Eating pizza while drunk is fun!!! LOL Don't try this at home, friends. I am a professional. ------------------

06-15-2001, 12:51 PM	#66
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Here's another quick one from me and then I have to start cleaning up grandpa's bedroom (will be back on smoke breaks LOL): I was thirty four years old and won some concert tickets to see No Doubt, The Goo Goo Dolls, and Bush from a local radio station. Not being able to find a date (that would attend a rock concert with me anyway) I gave the tickets to my son but he could not find a friend that knew how to drive to take him. So we hitched a ride from my mother, who had an appointment to have lips tattooed on her face that night (she has no lips to speak of). She dropped us off and my son ditched me to go hang out with some girls from his school that he knew would be there. Watching the concert, I noticed people crowd surfing...paying attention, I saw that the only people who ever got dropped to the floor were guys, so I walked up to the back of the crowd and asked some big teenage boy and his smaller friend "Hey! Would you throw me up there?" They agreed and threw me up and over the crowd...I got a rush as I sailed through the air and saw the crowd quickly approaching from underneath. At the last second, I flipped myself in midair so that I would land back first on the crowd and I was passed over the crowd and dumped over the security railing. A security guard was there ready to grab me so at the last second, I flipped myself over backwards and did a backflip out of the last person's hands and onto the floor without the security guard being able to grab me. I pointed at him and laughed and went back out to the crowd where I was so high off the adreniline rush that I did not come down for about two months! I made fiends with two teenage girls that saw me asking the guys to throw me up on the crowd and didn't believe I did it! They nearly died when they found out that I was the same age as their mothers!!! True or False? Another one...True or False... At an Ozzy Osborne concert I was up front behind the retaining wall and on some stranger's shoulders when Ozzie came out on stage...he pointed directly at me and two other girls as he crossed the stage...later when I could not get back down onto the floor from the crush of people (I tried but could not get one leg down lol) I decided I would go over the retaining wall instead. I climbed up people and jumped over hte wall but was suprised when security did not rush me like they had others when they had gone over. Come to find out he had hand picked me for backstage party priveledges!!! I was 20 years old...the other two he had picked out, I later learned were 16!!! I did not go backstage to party with Ozzie...neither did the other girls, we all thought he was just too scary looking! Moni ------------------ [This message has been edited by Moni (edited 06-15-2001).]

06-15-2001, 01:05 PM	#67
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 44 Posts: 6,541	WOW Moni, those were some fun stories, even if they turn out to be false I think no. 1 is true and the second one isn't (and if it is, I have only one word : YUCK!!!) BTW I used to be an avid crowdsurfer/stagediver when I was about 16 ... and it is true: they will never drop you if you're a girl ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar Your voice is ambrosia

06-15-2001, 01:15 PM	#68
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 61 Posts: 7,387	Okay, here's my "truth or trash"... When I first started teaching (back in 1987), it was like my 2nd semester teaching Business Statistics. It was in one of those lecture halls that slope upward like a theatre. As I was going over the intro to the class on the first day, I noticed a girl sitting in the back. She had on a short skirt, her legs were spread, and she was wearing NO UNDERGARMENTS. Nothing left to the imagination, and she was clearly "flashing" me. So as I walked row by row, passing out the syllabi, I noticed that she was continuing to "position" herself in my direction. This was starting to irritate me, so as I passed her and handed the syllabus to her, I bent down and whispered to her, "Close your legs and open your mind." The girl wore jeans to class every day after that. She also got a B in the class, which she DID earn. Hopefully it taught her a good life lesson! Truth...or trash? I'll try to guess some of the others when I get some more time (probably later when I get home.)

06-15-2001, 01:23 PM	#69
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 40 Posts: 2,615	Moni false to the ozzy story cause I dont think he would try to cheat on his wife thats double his size for fear of his life Saz is false cause what he REALLY whispered in her ear was his home phone number ------------------ BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

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