The IW Adoptions Thread.

[Neb]

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Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Oh, how cute! Squirrels!

*Aelia considers opening the safety glass windows that enclose her totally in the golf buggy to invite them in, but changes her mind when she realises she can smell rotting watermelon. She releases some land mines that will prevent anyone without a wish for a face-full of golf balls from following, instead*

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Neb has a remote control for the squirrels' lawnmowers and use them to detonate the mines, aims at Aelia and fires.

[Aelia Jusa]

quote:

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Originally posted by Neb:


Neb has a remote control for the squirrels' lawnmowers and use them to detonate the mines, aims at Aelia and fires.

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Well dang! You've made a mess on my windows! Nevermind, Barb'll take care of that later [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

*While the damage is negligible, Aelia realises that Neb has gained the upper hand, at least psychologically. She decides to use her secret weapon - pumpkin soup bombs, already loaded in the rocket launchers*

[Neb]

quote:

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Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Well dang! You've made a mess on my windows! Nevermind, Barb'll take care of that later [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

*While the damage is negligible, Aelia realises that Neb has gained the upper hand, at least psychologically. She decides to use her secret weapon - pumpkin soup bombs, already loaded in the rocket launchers*

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Neb does his best to avoid the volley of Pumpkin Soup Bombs that Aelia launches at him, but Aelia still gets lucky with a few of them, wiping soup from his face, Neb shouts, "I'll get you for that Aelia!" He puts the engine at FULL power and puts the Mowertank into "mowing mode".....

[Barb]

Barb removes all weapons from Neb and Aelia and sends them to be crushed. He then reads some of aelias diary and finds out about her unusual habbits!

[Sir ReGiN]

Regin comes out of his library tent:
*Neb! Aelia! COuld you perhaps be a bit more quiet..We're trying to read aloud in here!
And if you don't quiet down, I'll force you to participate..I might even try to bribe Barb, so I can read Aelia's diary in public.. *

[Sir Exxon]

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Originally posted by Barb:
Barb removes all weapons from Neb and Aelia and sends them to be crushed. He then reads some of aelias diary and finds out about her unusual habbits!

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Good job, Barb!
Now, Neb and Aelia, say thank you to Barb. If he had not aken your weapons, you could end up hurting yourself, and we do not want any of that.


see ya!

[Barb]

Barb goes to the Library and reads some extracts of Aelias diary to ReGin

*Dear Diary,

Went to the library to see Regin. He's so handsome. Sir Exxons nice to but Regin looks so much better framed against the library shelves.

From Aelia

Dear Diary

Found a great place to grow watermelons to pelt Neb with. Its under the big tree outback
From Aelia*

Barb uproots all the watermelons and retreats to hos room to, er, dispose of them. YUM YUM

[Sir Exxon]

Hey, Barb!
Can I read some of Aelia's diary?


see ya!

[Barb]

Sure thing Sir Exxon. This bit was good.
*Dear diary

Stuck a 'kick me, I'm trying to improve my threshold for pain' sticker on Sir Exxons back. Neb kicked him and got told off. Ha and Sir Exxon thinks I actually like him.

From Aelia*

[img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

[Lioness]

Aelia, you shoulda put mahshmallow traps on your diary like you did on mine! Much safer. And Nebbies gotta be nice to me, cuz he's mt BIG brother, so I get to be the annoying one. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hey, am I th4e baby of this family? Yay!

*starts to sing*
I'm a baby,
gotta love me!
Big green eyes, I'm vewwy cuddly(and fewocius)
Smack the butler ont e head with a basball bat!
Cuz I'm the baby, and I just luv doing thaaaaaaaaat!

*dances away, clutching her diary and singing*