By Popular Demand...We should LOVE the Kobold not hate him - Page 7

Grungi · 11-26-2002, 06:12 AM

aha u didnt deny it [img]tongue.gif[/img] anyhows you may have a kobold army but i have an army of xvarts and we shall see who wins, noooo my army stop what are you doing! nooooo leave the cow alone goddamnit, stop it, stop come back , arghgghghhghghg

hmm looks like the blueskinned freaks got sidetracked again, maybe your onto something with those kobolds [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I wish my name was Baggins · 11-26-2002, 10:08 AM

And with all the fire arrows we can have a barbeque with your xvarts cow.

Grungi · 11-26-2002, 11:25 AM

fair point, im switching allegiance im with the kobolds, down with the xvarts and cows cept bbq'ed ones

khazadman · 11-26-2002, 01:28 PM

Mmmmmmmm, kobolds. Taste like chicken.

Keraptisdm · 11-26-2002, 02:15 PM

What about Hobgoblins? Should the B.Y.O.B. extend our benevolent guidance to these poor creatures as well? Are we all not products of our environments? So if we modify the environment, can we not modify the behavior?

Morgeruat · 11-26-2002, 03:56 PM

grrr.....

I went to the trouble to post a story about kobold integrations and got error 404... i'll repost it later tonight

Grungi · 11-27-2002, 05:16 AM

hobgoblins are far too big and nasty to be considered despite their weakling stats, i mean come on 6 foot killing machines with bad breath and smelly armour ? almost as bad as protecting gnolls

Keraptisdm · 11-27-2002, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Grungi:
hobgoblins are far too big and nasty to be considered despite their weakling stats, i mean come on 6 foot killing machines with bad breath and smelly armour ? almost as bad as protecting gnolls

True, but since there are individuals known as Half-Orcs in our society, surely Hobgoblins can become productive members of our society as well.

Morgeruat · 11-27-2002, 09:59 AM

as promised before here is my success story about Kobold integration

It was a dark and stormy night, the lonely group of adventurers was ersting in a cave that offered some shelter, the Paladin Narice was sleeping soundly, when suddenly they were startled awake by the guard, a noble and wise little hobbit (a neutral evil halfling thief, but i never detected him for evil) was sounding the alarm. as we sprung from our bedrolls and drew our weapons we fought like madmen, slaughtering the viscious kobolds before we realised what they were, I (Narice) managed to get the group to spare one of them, his name sounded similar to a vulgar noise, and so in the name of reforming him to eventually integrate him into society I renamed him, Fuzzy Lumkins, after many months of protecting him, and teaching him the ways of truth and right, he eventually reformed and (upon the campaign switching to 3ed) became a paladin serving the highest of noble ideals, and protecting those who would scorn him.

InsaneBane · 11-27-2002, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Morgeruat:
It was a dark and stormy night... ...a noble and wise little hobbit (a neutral evil halfling thief, but i never detected him for evil) was sounding the alarm.... ...drew our weapons we fought like madmen, slaughtering the viscious kobolds before we realised what they were... ...spare one of them... ...after many months of protecting him, and teaching him the ways of truth and right, he eventually reformed ...

Hmmm - Did you by any chance mix up the kobold with the halfling? You know, after all it was dark and stormy and they were of approximately the same size (and both got furry feet). [img]smile.gif[/img]

Insane

[ 11-27-2002, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: InsaneBane ]

11-26-2002, 10:08 AM	#62
I wish my name was Baggins Elminster Join Date: September 7, 2002 Location: Upstate, SC Age: 53 Posts: 463	And with all the fire arrows we can have a barbeque with your xvarts cow. __________________ I went this way while he went that way, so I scream to my partner, \"WHERE\'D HE GO?\" only to have my partner answer, \"WHERE\'D WHO GO?\"

11-26-2002, 03:56 PM	#66
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 44 Posts: 5,421	grrr..... I went to the trouble to post a story about kobold integrations and got error 404... i'll repost it later tonight __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

11-27-2002, 09:59 AM	#69
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 44 Posts: 5,421	as promised before here is my success story about Kobold integration It was a dark and stormy night, the lonely group of adventurers was ersting in a cave that offered some shelter, the Paladin Narice was sleeping soundly, when suddenly they were startled awake by the guard, a noble and wise little hobbit (a neutral evil halfling thief, but i never detected him for evil) was sounding the alarm. as we sprung from our bedrolls and drew our weapons we fought like madmen, slaughtering the viscious kobolds before we realised what they were, I (Narice) managed to get the group to spare one of them, his name sounded similar to a vulgar noise, and so in the name of reforming him to eventually integrate him into society I renamed him, Fuzzy Lumkins, after many months of protecting him, and teaching him the ways of truth and right, he eventually reformed and (upon the campaign switching to 3ed) became a paladin serving the highest of noble ideals, and protecting those who would scorn him. __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

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11-26-2002, 06:12 AM	#61
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	aha u didnt deny it [img]tongue.gif[/img] anyhows you may have a kobold army but i have an army of xvarts and we shall see who wins, noooo my army stop what are you doing! nooooo leave the cow alone goddamnit, stop it, stop come back , arghgghghhghghg hmm looks like the blueskinned freaks got sidetracked again, maybe your onto something with those kobolds [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-26-2002, 11:25 AM	#63
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	fair point, im switching allegiance im with the kobolds, down with the xvarts and cows cept bbq'ed ones

11-26-2002, 01:28 PM	#64
khazadman User suspended until [Feb13] Join Date: December 6, 2001 Location: the south side of ol virginny Age: 63 Posts: 1,172	Mmmmmmmm, kobolds. Taste like chicken.

11-26-2002, 02:15 PM	#65
Keraptisdm Elminster Join Date: August 23, 2002 Location: Near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Age: 62 Posts: 410	What about Hobgoblins? Should the B.Y.O.B. extend our benevolent guidance to these poor creatures as well? Are we all not products of our environments? So if we modify the environment, can we not modify the behavior?

11-27-2002, 05:16 AM	#67
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	hobgoblins are far too big and nasty to be considered despite their weakling stats, i mean come on 6 foot killing machines with bad breath and smelly armour ? almost as bad as protecting gnolls

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