Anti-Anomen Society Part II (originally by Kaltia) - Page 7

Sodomatic Goat · 11-04-2002, 09:33 AM

I played straight from BG I to BG II also, but personally I hated Khalid in BG I and killed him myself so I could keep Jaheira for myself... he he, so I'm glad I could be without him in BG II... but I agree that Xan is totally cool too... but I don't hate Irenicus, I would like him to join me if possible, but that would have me to make a evil party and I always play goody goodys... he he
I hate Bodhi though...

antryg · 11-04-2002, 10:20 PM

As I continue my game in self-flagelation and doing penance. I have now gotten Anomen through his test and Sir Anomens romance with my character Kat (I know that I have an evil sense of humor.

) grows apace. Do games mirror reality?
(How about that, I've managed to insult 2 people with 1 post. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] )

Anomen and a duck go into a pub. The bartender says "We don't get many of your kind in here." "His type get killed off pretty quickly. If they would just keep their mouths shut they would probably live longer." the duck replied.

Balhifet · 11-04-2002, 10:39 PM

Anomen watching Haer'Dalis in a play:

By the Eye of Helm! That tiefling-man is..... cute.

The Nine Hells with that Jaheira. She's too bossy and long-winded. Always babbling about how she loves the forest blah, blah, dribble, dribble, dribble..
She always plays like a disciplined old woman but ending up like a Copper Coronet Harlot. You want an NPC with nice CHA? Try Keldorn or Haer'Dalis.

Gypsey · 11-05-2002, 01:09 AM

Why oh why is Annoyingman our only choise??? What about Minsc? Or Jan, or ....... ANYone else???? It's just not fair, if you don't have the Kelsey mod.
Annoyingman is the reason I play a male, I came across him in the C.C when I was female, played about a half hour, then got so frustrated with him I had to go to great lengths. I actually started a new game, and went through Irenicuses boring dungeon AGAIN as a male, just to get away from being romanced by Annoyingman.
So I romanced Aerie instead. Awwww, isn't she just the cutest???

purre · 11-05-2002, 02:03 PM

Hah Hah Hah!!!!!!!!
This anti-Anomen page is GREAT!!!!
I havent had this much fun since my "worst party" game!!!!!
Specially those poems and haikus are great fun!

Angelousss · 11-05-2002, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Gypsey:
Why oh why is Annoyingman our only choise??? What about Minsc? Or Jan, or ....... ANYone else???? It's just not fair, if you don't have the Kelsey mod.
Annoyingman is the reason I play a male, I came across him in the C.C when I was female, played about a half hour, then got so frustrated with him I had to go to great lengths. I actually started a new game, and went through Irenicuses boring dungeon AGAIN as a male, just to get away from being romanced by Annoyingman.
So I romanced Aerie instead. Awwww, isn't she just the cutest???

Well Minsc, I don't don't think he really realizes women are good for things other than magic, and fighting
The bioware seems to have had this thing w/ inter-height dating. so jan's out on that basis plus he's in love w/ another
Spoiler bout edwin
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he becomes female kinda ruining the romance oppurtunity
Valgyr would have been more intresting if he was romancable
Keldorn is kinda past his prime from a romantic point of view

Kaltia · 11-06-2002, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by antryg:
I have now gotten Anomen through his test and Sir Anomens romance with my character Kat

It's okay, thanks to baldurdash my crappy sorc Antryg is sharing the blankets with both jaheira and Aerie at the same time ^ ^

Kaltia · 11-07-2002, 04:02 PM

A take on a coral performed by a bored, maths-hating Kaltia

We three Anos of Oriont are,
Ano in the bath
Ano under the bar
Ano on a scooter
Blowing his hooter
and smoking a big reef-a [img]tongue.gif[/img]

antryg · 11-07-2002, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaltia:

quote:
Originally posted by antryg:
I have now gotten Anomen through his test and Sir Anomens romance with my character Kat

It's okay, thanks to baldurdash my crappy sorc Antryg is sharing the blankets with both jaheira and Aerie at the same time ^ ^[/QUOTE]I'll admit to be a crappy sorc but you need to work harder at insulting me. I mean, I get to "share blankets" with Jah and Aerie at the same time. I wish my real life was half as exciting. I don't care what you think about them it would hardly be punishment. It's a guy thing (except for CD whose heart is pure and his love is true and is blinded by your beauty etc etc).

antryg · 11-07-2002, 11:32 PM

set to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"
O Anomen O Anomen
how sappy are your speeches.
O Anomen O Anomen
how sappy are your speeches.
Your speeches make my stomache heave.
Your whiney voice makes my eardrums bleed.
O Anomen O Anomen
how sappy are your speeches.

11-04-2002, 09:33 AM	#61
Sodomatic Goat Manshoon Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Denmark Age: 46 Posts: 170	I played straight from BG I to BG II also, but personally I hated Khalid in BG I and killed him myself so I could keep Jaheira for myself... he he, so I'm glad I could be without him in BG II... but I agree that Xan is totally cool too... but I don't hate Irenicus, I would like him to join me if possible, but that would have me to make a evil party and I always play goody goodys... he he I hate Bodhi though... __________________ Never underestimate the power of the darkside...

11-04-2002, 10:20 PM	#62
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 22 Posts: 1,765	As I continue my game in self-flagelation and doing penance. I have now gotten Anomen through his test and Sir Anomens romance with my character Kat (I know that I have an evil sense of humor. ) grows apace. Do games mirror reality? (How about that, I've managed to insult 2 people with 1 post. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] ) Anomen and a duck go into a pub. The bartender says "We don't get many of your kind in here." "His type get killed off pretty quickly. If they would just keep their mouths shut they would probably live longer." the duck replied. __________________

11-04-2002, 10:39 PM	#63
Balhifet The Magister Join Date: October 16, 2002 Location: SULDANESSELLAR Age: 38 Posts: 139	Anomen watching Haer'Dalis in a play: By the Eye of Helm! That tiefling-man is..... cute. The Nine Hells with that Jaheira. She's too bossy and long-winded. Always babbling about how she loves the forest blah, blah, dribble, dribble, dribble.. She always plays like a disciplined old woman but ending up like a Copper Coronet Harlot. You want an NPC with nice CHA? Try Keldorn or Haer'Dalis. __________________ <br />\"The Lord of Murder shall perish,<br />but in his doom he shall spawn a score of mortal progeny.<br />Chaos shall be sown from their passage....\"<br />-So Sayeth the wise Alaundo

11-05-2002, 01:09 AM	#64
Gypsey Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: August 26, 2002 Location: Australia Age: 41 Posts: 40	Why oh why is Annoyingman our only choise??? What about Minsc? Or Jan, or ....... ANYone else???? It's just not fair, if you don't have the Kelsey mod. Annoyingman is the reason I play a male, I came across him in the C.C when I was female, played about a half hour, then got so frustrated with him I had to go to great lengths. I actually started a new game, and went through Irenicuses boring dungeon AGAIN as a male, just to get away from being romanced by Annoyingman. So I romanced Aerie instead. Awwww, isn't she just the cutest??? __________________ \"nonsence, nonsence, simply can\'t do without it.\"

11-07-2002, 11:32 PM	#70
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 22 Posts: 1,765	set to the tune of "O Tannenbaum" O Anomen O Anomen how sappy are your speeches. O Anomen O Anomen how sappy are your speeches. Your speeches make my stomache heave. Your whiney voice makes my eardrums bleed. O Anomen O Anomen how sappy are your speeches. __________________

11-05-2002, 02:03 PM	#65
purre Banned Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 40 Posts: 649	Hah Hah Hah!!!!!!!! This anti-Anomen page is GREAT!!!! I havent had this much fun since my "worst party" game!!!!! Specially those poems and haikus are great fun!

11-07-2002, 04:02 PM	#68
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 38 Posts: 5,817	A take on a coral performed by a bored, maths-hating Kaltia We three Anos of Oriont are, Ano in the bath Ano under the bar Ano on a scooter Blowing his hooter and smoking a big reef-a [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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