Evil Smiting continued????

[Hiram Sedai]

Hiram stumbles in and upon seeing all the thongs, starts to lick his chops.

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[Kaz]

Originally posted by Larry_OHF: Larry: "Somebody save me or kill me! " Larry: "It's not fair! Jerome was never this tough!" Larry: Begins to feel like a helpless girl...

I take it that means you won't be coming into the OEW thread anytime soon? not unless you want Killing Spree to go hysterical, of course...

[Larry_OHF]

Originally posted by Kaz: I take it that means you won't be coming into the OEW thread anytime soon? not unless you want Killing Spree to go hysterical, of course...

Larry: begins to cry
Larry: You hurt my feelings, and I don't even know whyuyyyhyhyyyhy...
Larry: I am just a helpless he-she now...uuuuhhhhhhh



[This message has been edited by Larry_OHF (edited 10-25-2001).]

Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Hiram stumbles in and upon seeing all the thongs, starts to lick his chops.

Desuma, seeing the drool gathering underneath Hiram where he stands, casts 'Summon Greater Drool Elemental'.

SIC 'EM BOY! GET THOSE FORCES OF GOOD!

Forces of good find themselves awash in a sea of drool (Eeeewwwwww).



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[Mitro Jellywadder]

Originally posted by Melusine: OK LISTEN UP YOU PATHETIC LITTLE MAGELING! YOU AND YOUR EVIL FLAMING WAYS WILL BE UTTERLY DESTROYED AND TORN TO ITTY BITTY LITTLE PIECES BY THE SUPREME RIGHTEOUS FORCES OF MY EVIL SMITING FLAME SWORD! YES, GO ON AND WET YOURSELF, COWER IN FEAR AND FALL TO YOUR KNEES BEFORE ME, I CAN SEE YOU WANT TO! THE GREAT EVIL SMITING POWERS OF THE INFAMOUS JEROME, GREATEST OF PALADINS, HE OF THE SEVENTH CIRCLE OF INITIATES IN THE CAPSLOCK MYTERIES, SHALT SURELY STRIKE THY SORRY LITTLE SMELLY SELF DOWN AS THOU STAND'ST! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! PREPARE FOR TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF YOU AND YOUR EVIL WAYS!!!!!!!! HARRRR!

*Yawn* Mitro mumbles as he dozes off.

Originally posted by DragonMage: I MAY FIGHT FOR THE SIDE OF GOOD, BUT I FIGHT DIRTY *dumps bucket of starchy water on Wah's head. Wah begins to stiffen as the starch-water dries*

Rigor Mortis* finally catches up with Wah

*No, that is NOT my character here

In fact, I don't even have a character here, so you can't flame him/her

I'm pushing it now, aren't I?

*non-existent character dashes off*

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


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[Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH]

Ahhh a thread for me to be EVIL on since I am the EVil Despotic Forum Tyrant from the MH.

MWAA HAAA IMPS BEWARE, I am here to destroy, come vile peddlers of mushy goodness come taste the wrath of the forum tyrant.

[Ronn_Bman]

Clyde The Flatulent Gnome trys to clear his vision.

He thinks he got a piece of Desuma's exploding "atomic wedgie" in his eye.

Clyde blinks trying to clear his vision, but the foreign object is just too deeply embedded.

Behind Clyde there is the rustling of treated leather, but he doesn't notice...

Unfortunately, his normal reactions are off because the ocular projectile has left him strangely aroused...

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[This message has been edited by Ronn_Bman (edited 10-25-2001).]

[Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH]

umm BTW who else is evil round here, and is that inspeid Imp cloudy and her dastardly doo gooder friend MEl on the good guys side, so I can finally destroy those IMPS MWAAA HAA HAAA

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Kothoses Aka The Fonz, or Fonzie the Forum Tyrant (Demi God of the Mithril Hall)

Evil do'er extrodinaire, Most heinous Tyrant and Despot, nasty little bugger with the attitude of a hungover hobgoblin, destructive in his ways, and most definatly the most evil D.M. to walk the planet.

Slayer of Imps everywhere, destroyer of insipid tormenting lesser scubbuses from the forum hells.

AND ABOVE ALL MOST CERTAINLY NOT CUTE OR FLUFFY.

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Fonzie Forum Tyrant of MH: umm BTW who else is evil round here, and is that inspeid Imp cloudy and her dastardly doo gooder friend MEl on the good guys side, so I can finally destroy those IMPS MWAAA HAA HAAA

You wish! *crushes Kothywoth under her six-inch spiky bootheel, then picks him up and cuddles him, exclaiming "Aaaaaaaaaaawwww who's a cute widdle Kothywothysnookieookums then??" and tickles him under his little chin*

(Then has a gallon of beer delivered to his house so he won't kill her when MH is back online )



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