Wheres my Wild Turkey? - Page 7

Cloudbringer · 10-23-2002, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by antryg:
Hedda and I bonded while she was here with me. Now you are sticking her in a bag after kidnapping her? Is that any way to treat a turkey? Oh the humanity! I need a drink. Hey! What happened to my 50 gallon drum of alcohol?

*rolls the lid off the drum and fishes out the feathers* Uh, you mean this

bath?

antryg · 10-23-2002, 10:37 PM

Nobody light a match! HEDDA, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU? (grabs a towel a begins to run)

Cloudbringer · 10-23-2002, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by antryg:
Nobody light a match! HEDDA, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU? (grabs a towel a begins to run)

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] Somebody find a blow dryer...BWHAAHAHAHAHAA!

Ladyzekke · 10-23-2002, 10:41 PM

That's OK sis, just hand over Baggie and you can keep the turkeys (turkey and LofA), hand baggie over slowly, it KNOWS what is going on, no quick moves this could get ugly, but let ME handle it, I gotcha baggie, come to mama now...

antryg · 10-23-2002, 10:44 PM

Just as long as Hedda is safe. It's Hedda Gobbler and NOT Hedda Hindenburg.

Cloudbringer · 10-23-2002, 10:44 PM

*sniffling, hands over baggy to SisZ* But I wanna visit on Sundays! *pout* And Nachty says he has to go to a good home with a farm and a barn and rolling fields and ponds and fifty gallon drums of alcohol....

antryg · 10-23-2002, 10:49 PM

If I'm going to have to pay pet support payments that include 50 gallon drums of alcohol then I need a second job. I hate it when families break up.(empties wallet and wipes away a tear (for several reasons)).

Nanobyte · 10-23-2002, 10:50 PM

Isn't hysteria flammable? I heard they were planning on dropping napalm, so we better evacuate while we still have our pants on

Ladyzekke · 10-23-2002, 10:52 PM

OK hey no problem Sis and Bro-in-law, Baggie will be just fine and go to a nice place like you described *pushes now-crunched-up ball o' baggie behind her, then subtly tosses it to the nearest tabby cat*

Lalalala, nice evenin isn't it, hey look at those stars!

Cloudbringer · 10-23-2002, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by antryg:
If I'm going to have to pay pet support payments that include 50 gallon drums of alcohol then I need a second job. I hate it when families break up.(empties wallet and wipes away a tear (for several reasons)).

*takes money and runs, grabs credit card too* Thanks! ME and Hedda'll see you later

We're going shopping!

Quote:

Originally posted by ladyzekke:
OK hey no problem Sis and Bro-in-law, Baggie will be just fine and go to a nice place like you described *pushes now-crunched-up ball o' baggie behind her, then subtly tosses it to the nearest tabby cat* Lalalala, nice evenin isn't it, hey look at those stars!

ROTFL!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img] (Jim says that's a good home too!

)

10-23-2002, 10:37 PM	#62
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	Nobody light a match! HEDDA, WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU? (grabs a towel a begins to run) __________________

10-23-2002, 10:41 PM	#64
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	That's OK sis, just hand over Baggie and you can keep the turkeys (turkey and LofA), hand baggie over slowly, it KNOWS what is going on, no quick moves this could get ugly, but let ME handle it, I gotcha baggie, come to mama now... __________________ Reality Show Recaps

10-23-2002, 10:44 PM	#65
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	Just as long as Hedda is safe. It's Hedda Gobbler and NOT Hedda Hindenburg. __________________

10-23-2002, 10:44 PM	#66
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	sniffling, hands over baggy to SisZ But I wanna visit on Sundays! pout And Nachty says he has to go to a good home with a farm and a barn and rolling fields and ponds and fifty gallon drums of alcohol.... __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

10-23-2002, 10:49 PM	#67
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	If I'm going to have to pay pet support payments that include 50 gallon drums of alcohol then I need a second job. I hate it when families break up.(empties wallet and wipes away a tear (for several reasons)). __________________

10-23-2002, 10:50 PM	#68
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Age: 38 Posts: 2,890	Isn't hysteria flammable? I heard they were planning on dropping napalm, so we better evacuate while we still have our pants on

10-23-2002, 10:52 PM	#69
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	OK hey no problem Sis and Bro-in-law, Baggie will be just fine and go to a nice place like you described pushes now-crunched-up ball o' baggie behind her, then subtly tosses it to the nearest tabby cat Lalalala, nice evenin isn't it, hey look at those stars! __________________ Reality Show Recaps

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