Just when I thought my sister's life could'nt get any worse...

[Donut]

Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Lanesra: Dismemberings , Knives ,Pitbulls , landmines, Ninjas , How much TV do you guys watch. ?

Almost never, i was speaking out of my own experience.[/QUOTE]Would it be possible for you to list your experiences of Pitbulls, Ninjas, landmines and, most especially, dismemberings?

[Epona]

Originally posted by The Hierophant: Wow, sorry to have caused all the offence folks. Guess I should've put a [img]smile.gif[/img] at the end of my post (come to think of it I'll go do that now). Yeah, I was meaning it as an exaggeration [img]smile.gif[/img] Jeeze, mutilation is almost as bad as execution.

Thanks for clarifying, hope there's no hard feelings [img]smile.gif[/img]
Just for the record, I am a very direct, practical, down to earth sort of person. I tend to read things in a direct and literal way, so if I see a post like that I will almost certainly assume that what is written is exactly what was meant. I have a warped and very lively sense of humour, but I find it difficult to tell when someone is joking if they are doing so in a 'deadpan' fashion! (Just ask any of The Collective about the winged termites ) I appreciate that not everyone communicates in the same way, but I do sometimes miss subtleties because of my very direct nature. It's a bit of a nuisance sometimes, I'm a crap liar too!

[The Hierophant]

Originally posted by Epona: quote: Originally posted by The Hierophant: Wow, sorry to have caused all the offence folks. Guess I should've put a [img]smile.gif[/img] at the end of my post (come to think of it I'll go do that now). Yeah, I was meaning it as an exaggeration [img]smile.gif[/img] Jeeze, mutilation is almost as bad as execution.

Thanks for clarifying, hope there's no hard feelings [img]smile.gif[/img]
Just for the record, I am a very direct, practical, down to earth sort of person. I tend to read things in a direct and literal way, so if I see a post like that I will almost certainly assume that what is written is exactly what was meant. I have a warped and very lively sense of humour, but I find it difficult to tell when someone is joking if they are doing so in a 'deadpan' fashion! (Just ask any of The Collective about the winged termites ) I appreciate that not everyone communicates in the same way, but I do sometimes miss subtleties because of my very direct nature. It's a bit of a nuisance sometimes, I'm a crap liar too![/QUOTE]Heh heh. Of course there are no hard feelings Epona m'dear [img]smile.gif[/img]
It's hard to pick up tone/inflection/sarcasm in written language. So I should really be taking more care to indicate when I am and when I'm not being serious in my posts.
It's all good [img]smile.gif[/img] I think we've all learned something here today kids. Just what that something is is probably markedly different from person to person but ah well. So long as we're learning.

[johnny]

Originally posted by Donut: quote: Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Lanesra: Dismemberings , Knives ,Pitbulls , landmines, Ninjas , How much TV do you guys watch. ?

Almost never, i was speaking out of my own experience.[/QUOTE]Would it be possible for you to list your experiences of Pitbulls, Ninjas, landmines and, most especially, dismemberings?[/QUOTE]I did, i wouldn't know about landmines, ninja's and especially dismemberings , but the pitbullstory is mine. I bet you would have enjoyed "a dismembering story",wouldn't you Donut ?

[ 08-07-2002, 07:42 AM: Message edited by: johnny ]

[The Hunter of Jahanna]

Originally posted by Donut: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by johnny: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Lanesra: Dismemberings , Knives ,Pitbulls , landmines, Ninjas , How much TV do you guys watch. ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Almost never, i was speaking out of my own experience. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Would it be possible for you to list your experiences of Pitbulls, Ninjas, landmines and, most especially, dismemberings

The landmines were my advice. Wiring them up was part of what I learned in the military. Only we called them anti personell devices since landmines are illegal according to some silly set of rules for a freaking war. With $15 worth of materials and a little know how you can wire anything from a rock to a car sterio to an optical mouse to a fountail pen to explode on contact or with a timer.

[The Hierophant]

Originally posted by The Hunter of Jahanna: quote: Originally posted by Donut: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by johnny: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Lanesra: Dismemberings , Knives ,Pitbulls , landmines, Ninjas , How much TV do you guys watch. ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Almost never, i was speaking out of my own experience. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Would it be possible for you to list your experiences of Pitbulls, Ninjas, landmines and, most especially, dismemberings

The landmines were my advice. Wiring them up was part of what I learned in the military. Only we called them anti personell devices since landmines are illegal according to some silly set of rules for a freaking war. With $15 worth of materials and a little know how you can wire anything from a rock to a car sterio to an optical mouse to a fountail pen to explode on contact or with a timer.[/QUOTE]You sound like Tyler Durden [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Lanesra]

Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Lanesra: Dismemberings , Knives ,Pitbulls , landmines, Ninjas , How much TV do you guys watch. ?

Almost never, i was speaking out of my own experience.[/QUOTE]Wow , you must be really tough.

[Lanesra]

Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Donut: quote: Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Lanesra: Dismemberings , Knives ,Pitbulls , landmines, Ninjas , How much TV do you guys watch. ?

Almost never, i was speaking out of my own experience.[/QUOTE]Would it be possible for you to list your experiences of Pitbulls, Ninjas, landmines and, most especially, dismemberings?[/QUOTE]I did, i wouldn't know about landmines, ninja's and especially dismemberings , but the pitbullstory is mine. I bet you would have enjoyed "a dismembering story",wouldn't you Donut ? [/QUOTE]I'd give my right arm to hear one . [img]smile.gif[/img]

[johnny]

Originally posted by Lanesra: quote: Originally posted by johnny: quote: Originally posted by Lanesra: Dismemberings , Knives ,Pitbulls , landmines, Ninjas , How much TV do you guys watch. ?

Almost never, i was speaking out of my own experience.[/QUOTE]Wow , you must be really tough.[/QUOTE]Not me, the dog is, where are you getting at here ?

[The Hunter of Jahanna]

You sound like Tyler Durden

maybe , but that guy was CrAzEeEe!!

[ 08-07-2002, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: The Hunter of Jahanna ]