Threads we hope we'll never see at Ironworks - Page 6

adam warlock · 01-31-2002, 06:57 PM

"word-by-word from Webster's Dictionary"
"my adventures with Bill Gates"
"general conversation about general conversation"
"name your favorite underwear"
"how to wash your hair"
"who's a virgin here of Ironworks?"
"how to eat preztels properly"
"Adam Warlock's experience of waiting at the doctor's office"
"We need slaves"

Gabriel · 01-31-2002, 06:57 PM

Things that rhyme with goat
Lets talk Kilgon
Why I hate Ironworks
What is better left or right
Ironworks developes mind of a two year old
Help my acoount is being used by a evil group of monkeys to take over the world
Earth to end in four day, Ironworks down for five.
My emina video.

Brittany is new background muisc for IW.

[ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: Gabriel ]

Galadria1 · 01-31-2002, 07:04 PM

Oh, Lord, people, I've been laughing so hard that my husband just came in to see what was so funny.
"Larry has discovered allergy to blue type."
"Neb is to offer his baby on e-bay, with proceeds to go for new server."
"Cloudy reveals that all her virtual calories were actually real."

SSJ4Sephiroth · 01-31-2002, 07:06 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Galadria1:
"Cloudy reveals that all her virtual calories were actually real."

uh oh, im in trouble now...

Larry_OHF · 01-31-2002, 07:10 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Pangur Ban:

"New charges to use Ironworks"
( Make post $1, Use of smiley $0.10 each, Use of sig $0.50, Read other post $0.05 per post -* All charges in US dollars *- )

Pang

Ah man! Who told you? It was Sazerac, right? That man cannot keep a damn secret...

adam warlock · 01-31-2002, 07:11 PM

"Saz has a nervous breakdown and tires from Ironworks"
"Sigs no longer permitted at Ironworks"
"The best porn sites to go to"

Pangur Ban · 01-31-2002, 07:24 PM

Just thought of a few more ...

Spice Girls back together - World tour announced !!

Extended computer use proven to cause loss of libido

How to identify compost types by odour.

( Edits in new addition )

Sequels for Dungeons and Dragons movie to be released instead of LOTR 2 and 3

Pang [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img]

[ 02-01-2002: Message edited by: Pangur Ban ]

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-31-2002, 07:49 PM

"The real story about the wart on my . . ." [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img]
"How I got away with murder: The OJ way"
"Ironworks has been taken hostage by terrorists armed with cheeze wiz, bananas, and a great deal of sarcasm."
"IW can't afford a new server."
"They aren't making a BG3."
"Nuclear war has just been declared."

"10 ways to fix your comp after the virus you get from reading this."
"The mods just allowed spam again so. . . ."
"Click here for free porn pics." [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
"IW has decided to ban all current members and start over again."

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-31-2002, 08:13 PM

"UN disbanded:the world is at war"
"An army of undead squirrels is sweeping the world, amassing all the worlds peanuts."
"Top 10 things this fungus on my foot could be."
"Can anyone loan me $1000000?"
"1000 different ways to spam"
"Everyone worldwide participating in roleplaying games ever, is being arrested, relating to cult and terrorist activities."
"The gov't decided to shut down the internet so this will be the last post ever."
"Has anyone seen my lost socks?"
"Why everyone should never come back to IW."
Thats all I came up with. . .

Ladyzekke · 01-31-2002, 08:22 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Galadria1:
"Cloudy reveals that all her virtual calories were actually real."

Errr, what?

01-31-2002, 06:57 PM	#51
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 54 Posts: 3,234	"word-by-word from Webster's Dictionary" "my adventures with Bill Gates" "general conversation about general conversation" "name your favorite underwear" "how to wash your hair" "who's a virgin here of Ironworks?" "how to eat preztels properly" "Adam Warlock's experience of waiting at the doctor's office" "We need slaves" __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

01-31-2002, 07:04 PM	#53
Galadria1 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 11, 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 369	Oh, Lord, people, I've been laughing so hard that my husband just came in to see what was so funny. "Larry has discovered allergy to blue type." "Neb is to offer his baby on e-bay, with proceeds to go for new server." "Cloudy reveals that all her virtual calories were actually real." __________________ Lady Galadria, a proud Cavalier of Keldorn\'s Order; Oh So Simple Marshmallow Woman of the ORT. Member, HADB<br /><br />\"Romance at short notice was her specialty.\" -Saki<br />Founder of the IW Branch of the Anti-Anomen Society

01-31-2002, 07:06 PM	#54
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 38 Posts: 4,361	quote: Originally posted by Galadria1: "Cloudy reveals that all her virtual calories were actually real." uh oh, im in trouble now...

01-31-2002, 07:10 PM	#55
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	quote: Originally posted by Pangur Ban: "New charges to use Ironworks" ( Make post $1, Use of smiley $0.10 each, Use of sig $0.50, Read other post $0.05 per post -* All charges in US dollars *- ) Pang Ah man! Who told you? It was Sazerac, right? That man cannot keep a damn secret...

01-31-2002, 07:11 PM	#56
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 54 Posts: 3,234	"Saz has a nervous breakdown and tires from Ironworks" "Sigs no longer permitted at Ironworks" "The best porn sites to go to" __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

01-31-2002, 06:57 PM	#52
Gabriel Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: England Age: 42 Posts: 920	Things that rhyme with goat Lets talk Kilgon Why I hate Ironworks What is better left or right Ironworks developes mind of a two year old Help my acoount is being used by a evil group of monkeys to take over the world Earth to end in four day, Ironworks down for five. My emina video. Brittany is new background muisc for IW. [ 01-31-2002: Message edited by: Gabriel ]

01-31-2002, 07:24 PM	#57
Pangur Ban Avatar Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 65 Posts: 569	Just thought of a few more ... Spice Girls back together - World tour announced !! Extended computer use proven to cause loss of libido How to identify compost types by odour. ( Edits in new addition ) Sequels for Dungeons and Dragons movie to be released instead of LOTR 2 and 3 Pang [img]graemlins/cat3.gif[/img] [ 02-01-2002: Message edited by: Pangur Ban ]

01-31-2002, 07:49 PM	#58
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	"The real story about the wart on my . . ." [img]graemlins/1disgust.gif[/img] "How I got away with murder: The OJ way" "Ironworks has been taken hostage by terrorists armed with cheeze wiz, bananas, and a great deal of sarcasm." "IW can't afford a new server." "They aren't making a BG3." "Nuclear war has just been declared." "10 ways to fix your comp after the virus you get from reading this." "The mods just allowed spam again so. . . ." "Click here for free porn pics." [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] "IW has decided to ban all current members and start over again." __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-31-2002, 08:13 PM	#59
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	"UN disbanded:the world is at war" "An army of undead squirrels is sweeping the world, amassing all the worlds peanuts." "Top 10 things this fungus on my foot could be." "Can anyone loan me $1000000?" "1000 different ways to spam" "Everyone worldwide participating in roleplaying games ever, is being arrested, relating to cult and terrorist activities." "The gov't decided to shut down the internet so this will be the last post ever." "Has anyone seen my lost socks?" "Why everyone should never come back to IW." Thats all I came up with. . . __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-31-2002, 08:22 PM	#60
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 58 Posts: 9,005	quote: Originally posted by Galadria1: "Cloudy reveals that all her virtual calories were actually real." Errr, what? __________________ Reality Show Recaps

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