Evil Smiting continued????

[Larry_OHF]

Larryana: Jumps from tree, knocking one guy out, spin kicks a second guy standing nearest herm, does a double back-flip to approach the next target, and springs into the air, kicking down with the high heels, which stick in the man's head, thus talking them off Larryana's feet, lands, and looks around for more targets.

Larryana: I may be a he-she, but I still fight like a man!

Larryana: Moons the thong sisters...

[Wah]

Originally posted by Rikard: Since When Am I Evil???????????

Old boy - don't make me drag up YOUR evil history!

Wah: Casts Bigby's Brat Slapper

That'll teach you to be a naughty boy - Go Bigby, GO! Now you'll learn why we don't have chairs in MY lichdom.

(Isn't he a sweet giant?)



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Originally posted by DragonMage: *After using a crowbar to pry her thong out of her buttcheeks, Breanna launches counterattack on Desuma_Malevios* OH, YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR WICKED WAYS! Casts: spell of shrinking clothes: Desuma_Malevois Desuma_Malevois: trapped in tight clothing and can't move

Desuma flexes a muscle and all her clothing (including the Atomic Wedgie) rips off, with the exception, strangely enough, of her face mask. Aside from the **ahem** obvious female characteristics, it can be seen that many small snakes sprout from her head in place of hair.

FOOL, YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME? TRUE EEEEEEEVIL KNOWS NO MODESTY AND NEITHER DO I!!!!!

Casts "Otto's Irresistable Polka". Thongs change to lederhosen and pointy boots to ...errrr hiking boots. All affected begin to polka 'til they puke.

(BTW, a clarification here; I am male, but Desuma's female, in case you hadn't guessed )

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Guerilla gourmet, and former proprieter of the KFA.

[This message has been edited by Desuma_Malevois (edited 10-25-2001).]

[Larry_OHF]

Originally posted by Desuma_Malevois: Desuma flexes a muscle and all her clothing rips off, with the exception, strangely enough, of her face mask. Aside from the **ahem** obvious female characteristics, it can be seen that many small snakes sprout from her head in place of hair. FOOL, YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME? TRUE EEEEEEEVIL KNOWS NO MODESTY AND NEITHER DO I!!!!! Casts "Otto's Irresistable Polka". Thongs change to lederhosen and pointy boots to ...errrr hiking boots. All affected begin to polka 'til they puke.

uh...did I make my saving throw

[DragonMage]

Originally posted by Desuma_Malevois: Desuma flexes a muscle and all her clothing rips off, with the exception, strangely enough, of her face mask. Aside from the **ahem** obvious female characteristics, it can be seen that many small snakes sprout from her head in place of hair. FOOL, YOU THINK THAT WILL STOP ME? TRUE EEEEEEEVIL KNOWS NO MODESTY AND NEITHER DO I!!!!! Casts "Otto's Irresistable Polka". Thongs change to lederhosen and pointy boots to ...errrr hiking boots. All affected begin to polka 'til they puke.

Rolls for save v. polka: fails
DM: polkas one song
Rolls for save v. polka: succeeds, barely

NOW YOU SHALL BE ELIMINATED FOR YOUr MALEVOLENT WAYS, OH BRINGER OF FOULNESS! FACE THE WRATH OF MY FLUFFY! (on loan from Melusine)

NONE CAN WITHSTAND THE FLUFFY!!!! CRINGE OH EVIL ONE! REPENT AND JOIN WITH THOSE OF US WHO FIGHT FOR GOODNESS AND LIGHT! REPENT! LOOK INTO THE EYES OF GOODNESS AND REPENT!

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

[This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-25-2001).]

Originally posted by Larry_OHF: uh...did I make my saving throw

Yep, good thing you're on my side. Then again, if you LIKE polka



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Guerilla gourmet, and former proprieter of the KFA.

[Wah]

Protection from Thongs

Level 9
Type: Evocation
Duration: As Necessary
Speed: 3

A Protection from Thongs spell will give the caster a mild protection from thongs, or thong-related attacks. It does not prevent the fatal weapon of a specially +4 thongs or over, but can absorb damage done by mildly enchanted thongs.
As per the spell "Greater Protection from Thongs", it can also deflect the sight of such thing attacks to a gradient of 2 to 3 rounds, but the caster must save VS thongs to avoid further magical enchantments.

Come and get me!!

Wah: Casts Protection from Thongs
Wah: Shielded

I have experiences with these attacks as per Rikarda - and now I'm going to win this time!



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[DragonMage]

Originally posted by Wah: Protection from Thongs Level 9 Type: Evocation Duration: As Necessary Speed: 3 A Protection from Thongs spell will give the caster a mild protection from thongs, or thong-related attacks. It does not prevent the fatal weapon of a specially +4 thongs or over, but can absorb damage done by mildly enchanted thongs. As per the spell "Greater Protection from Thongs", it can also deflect the sight of such thing attacks to a gradient of 2 to 3 rounds, but the caster must save VS thongs to avoid further magical enchantments. Come and get me!! Wah: Casts Protection from Thongs Wah: Shielded I have experiences with these attacks as per Rikarda - and now I'm going to win this time!

I MAY FIGHT FOR THE SIDE OF GOOD, BUT I FIGHT DIRTY

*dumps bucket of starchy water on Wah's head. Wah begins to stiffen as the starch-water dries*

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

Originally posted by DragonMage: Rolls for save v. polka: fails DM: polkas one song Rolls for save v. polka: succeeds, barely NOW YOU SHALL BE ELIMINATED FOR YOUr MALEVOLENT WAYS, OH BRINGER OF FOULNESS! FACE THE WRATH OF MY FLUFFY! (on loan from Melusine) NONE CAN WITHSTAND THE FLUFFY!!!! CRINGE OH EVIL ONE! REPENT AND JOIN WITH THOSE OF US WHO FIGHT FOR GOODNESS AND LIGHT! REPENT! LOOK INTO THE EYES OF GOODNESS AND REPENT!

HAH! YOUR FLUFFY WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT APPETIZER FOR MY NEXT RESTAURANT VENTURE, BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT - I'LL LOOK INTO THE EYES OF GOODNESS IF YOU LOOK INTO MY EYES FIRST. ANY TAKERS? DIDN'T THINK SO.

(Sneering) HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU FIGHT FOR GOODNESS WHEN YOU BELONG TO A DECADENT CLAN LIKE THE HADB AND OPERATE AN EVIL PETTING ZOO? IT SHOULD BE YOU WHO JOINS WITH US! COME, JOIN ME, AND FEEL THE DARK SIDE OF THE FARCE!!!



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Guerilla gourmet, and former proprieter of the KFA.

[Larry_OHF]

Larry: "Somebody save me or kill me! "

Larry: "It's not fair! Jerome was never this tough!"

Larry: Begins to feel like a helpless girl...