The conclusion to the story of Yorick and Larry's battle!!! - Page 6

Yorick · 03-01-2002, 11:24 AM

Yorick ate the chocolate. Sound emanated from his mouth.
"I wish.... I wish for

ONE MMMILLION DOLLARSSSS...."

The crowd laughed.

Yorick turned to the crowd gathered.
"Don't tell me it's reduced in value and not worth anything anymore?"

"No" someone called out "The opposite. This is a swords and sorcery time period. We don't use dollars"

Yorick pondered this. Larry's offer was most generous.

Yorick turned to Larry.
"Larry" Yorick shakily murmured, his eyes moistening with tears.
"I wish we could be forever friends". [img]smile.gif[/img]

As one an "Awwwwww" was breathed by the crowd.

[ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Yorick ]

Larry_OHF · 03-01-2002, 11:44 AM

Optional ending #1: Larry was stunned. How could this man think such a thing! He became furious and shouted, "You ask too much! I should have known that your Aussie blood would make you greedy enough to ask for what I cannot give! Bah! I am through with these games! You shall die, like you bloody well deserve!" Larry raised his hands to the heavens and called for the wrath of the storms to claim this fool. The clouds gathered, the sky was darkened, and lightening streaked down, striking the poor ol' Yorick and reducing him to rubble. Larry kicked at the burnt offering and scattered the ashes to the wind. Turning to the stunned crowd, he shouted, "Now, Let that be a lesson to the rest of you!!!"
The end

Optional ending #2: Larry was stunned. Out of all the valuables in this world that were readily available to give...Yorick asked for the most decent, and certainly the most valued one. One that could not be counted at any price, for true friendship was indeed priceless. With a tear down his cheek, Larry responded..."Sure...sure we can be friends! Just remember that I will always be there for you, whenever you need it, mate". The clouds parted and the sun shone bright. The birds began to sing and the flowers bloomed. Squirrels were racing each other in the park and rabbits and cats played together.
The end.

[ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

Garnet FalconDance · 03-01-2002, 01:25 PM

Those are our only options?

Yorick going down as a martyr in a blaze of hellfire and damnation...

OR

The Modding Mage having a "Moment" and the world being over run by fluff bunnies?

Oh my.

Larry_OHF · 03-01-2002, 01:49 PM

well...I was going to do one more...but decided against it. It was too bad.

Anyway...feel free to end it in your own words.

TAOWolf · 03-01-2002, 01:53 PM

agrees with Garnet [img]graemlins/wink10.gif[/img]
but........*EG* [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/happydance.gif[/img]

Psst....Garnet, why don't we just lock both of them up somewhere? *L*

Galadria · 03-01-2002, 03:49 PM

Yeah, you two Druids do something Dravidical. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Galadria ]

Garnet FalconDance · 03-01-2002, 03:56 PM

Galadria, Tao, it seems to me.......the Terrible Trinity of RP (that's the three of us, btw

) ought to be able to come up with a more satisfying ending than either one the Mage has offered. Sooooo.............

Galadria · 03-01-2002, 04:47 PM

OPTION THREE Larry bowed to the audience as he acknowleged that the audience was far more amusing than he and Yorick were, and promised to never harass them again, or that he would have to wear a "Male Chuvinist Pig" label in his avatar. He especially promised not to make anyone kiss someone else's husband, attack anyone's cat, or ridicule the color of anyone's armour.

Attalus · 03-01-2002, 06:11 PM

(Chants) "We want option three, we want option three."

TAOWolf · 03-01-2002, 06:17 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Galadria:
OPTION THREE Larry bowed to the audience as he acknowleged that the audience was far more amusing than he and Yorick were, and promised to never harass them again, or that he would have to wear a "Male Chuvinist Pig" label in his avatar. He especially promised not to make anyone kiss someone else's husband, attack anyone's cat, or ridicule the color of anyone's armour.

ADDENDUM TO OPTION THREE *EG*:
While he must at LEAST two times a week, parade around in a g-string, wearing flowers in his hair, and feed grapes and such to the
Terrible Trinity of RP

03-01-2002, 11:24 AM	#51
Yorick Very Mad Bird Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam) Age: 53 Posts: 9,246	Yorick ate the chocolate. Sound emanated from his mouth. "I wish.... I wish for ONE MMMILLION DOLLARSSSS...." The crowd laughed. Yorick turned to the crowd gathered. "Don't tell me it's reduced in value and not worth anything anymore?" "No" someone called out "The opposite. This is a swords and sorcery time period. We don't use dollars" Yorick pondered this. Larry's offer was most generous. Yorick turned to Larry. "Larry" Yorick shakily murmured, his eyes moistening with tears. "I wish we could be forever friends". [img]smile.gif[/img] As one an "Awwwwww" was breathed by the crowd. [ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Yorick ] __________________ http://www.hughwilson.com

03-01-2002, 06:17 PM	#60
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	quote: Originally posted by Galadria: OPTION THREE Larry bowed to the audience as he acknowleged that the audience was far more amusing than he and Yorick were, and promised to never harass them again, or that he would have to wear a "Male Chuvinist Pig" label in his avatar. He especially promised not to make anyone kiss someone else's husband, attack anyone's cat, or ridicule the color of anyone's armour. ADDENDUM TO OPTION THREE EG: While he must at LEAST two times a week, parade around in a g-string, wearing flowers in his hair, and feed grapes and such to the Terrible Trinity of RP __________________ May the moon always shine upon your face, and your imagination soar to the heavens.... Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh.

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03-01-2002, 11:44 AM	#52
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	Optional ending #1: Larry was stunned. How could this man think such a thing! He became furious and shouted, "You ask too much! I should have known that your Aussie blood would make you greedy enough to ask for what I cannot give! Bah! I am through with these games! You shall die, like you bloody well deserve!" Larry raised his hands to the heavens and called for the wrath of the storms to claim this fool. The clouds gathered, the sky was darkened, and lightening streaked down, striking the poor ol' Yorick and reducing him to rubble. Larry kicked at the burnt offering and scattered the ashes to the wind. Turning to the stunned crowd, he shouted, "Now, Let that be a lesson to the rest of you!!!" The end Optional ending #2: Larry was stunned. Out of all the valuables in this world that were readily available to give...Yorick asked for the most decent, and certainly the most valued one. One that could not be counted at any price, for true friendship was indeed priceless. With a tear down his cheek, Larry responded..."Sure...sure we can be friends! Just remember that I will always be there for you, whenever you need it, mate". The clouds parted and the sun shone bright. The birds began to sing and the flowers bloomed. Squirrels were racing each other in the park and rabbits and cats played together. The end. [ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Larry_OHF ]

03-01-2002, 01:25 PM	#53
Garnet FalconDance Mephistopheles Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: deep within the sylvan splendor.... Age: 61 Posts: 1,443	Those are our only options? Yorick going down as a martyr in a blaze of hellfire and damnation... OR The Modding Mage having a "Moment" and the world being over run by fluff bunnies? Oh my.

03-01-2002, 01:49 PM	#54
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	well...I was going to do one more...but decided against it. It was too bad. Anyway...feel free to end it in your own words.

03-01-2002, 01:53 PM	#55
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	agrees with Garnet [img]graemlins/wink10.gif[/img] but........EG [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/happydance.gif[/img] Psst....Garnet, why don't we just lock both of them up somewhere? L

03-01-2002, 03:49 PM	#56
Galadria 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	Yeah, you two Druids do something Dravidical. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 03-01-2002: Message edited by: Galadria ]

03-01-2002, 03:56 PM	#57
Garnet FalconDance Mephistopheles Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: deep within the sylvan splendor.... Age: 61 Posts: 1,443	Galadria, Tao, it seems to me.......the Terrible Trinity of RP (that's the three of us, btw ) ought to be able to come up with a more satisfying ending than either one the Mage has offered. Sooooo.............

03-01-2002, 04:47 PM	#58
Galadria 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	OPTION THREE Larry bowed to the audience as he acknowleged that the audience was far more amusing than he and Yorick were, and promised to never harass them again, or that he would have to wear a "Male Chuvinist Pig" label in his avatar. He especially promised not to make anyone kiss someone else's husband, attack anyone's cat, or ridicule the color of anyone's armour.

03-01-2002, 06:11 PM	#59
Attalus Symbol of Bane Join Date: November 26, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 76 Posts: 8,167	(Chants) "We want option three, we want option three."

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