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06-18-2001, 08:36 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: May 15, 2001
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Is ordering beer ok, or will i be sent outta the bar??
------------------ In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link...... |
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06-18-2001, 08:45 AM
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A mind flayer slither up to you - "sssso do you... want beer?"
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06-18-2001, 08:46 AM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: May 15, 2001
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"Ehm.... if-f-f-f-f that's-s-s-s not too much for you-u-u?"
------------------ In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link...... |
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06-18-2001, 09:34 AM
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Beholder
 Join Date: May 4, 2001
Location: The Outside Looking In
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Illithids? ugh, i think i just lost my appetite. and my beer.
Sephiroth throws up on the Illithid sitting closest to him, jamming his tentacles full of the vile puke. He laughs as the Illithid tries to clean it out, then laughs even harder as its head explodes. ------------------ I'll kidnap ya fer 100, reprogram ya fer 300, and kill ya fer 500! Oh come one! I'll throw in the killin' fer 250! |
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06-18-2001, 10:13 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: March 9, 2001
Location: Cranebrook, NSW, Australia
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Lord Draggor stomps over to the bar. "Bloody cheating squidy things. That's the tenth game of poker I've lost in a row. It's like they know what I'm thinking." (He is a fighter with intelligence 9). "Give me a shot of your strongest stuff. I'll have a go at this drinking game of yours. Better than being ripped off. Those guys are just lucky I had to leave my warhammer at the door." Starts to imagine what he'd do to the Mind Flayers. Flayers' faces pale considerably. Several flee the bar. One trips over the bungee cord and floats away.
OOC This place is back to it's best, good work everyone. Some of the posts here are just hysterical. ------------------ Just when you thought it was safe to visit this board. |
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06-18-2001, 10:50 AM
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Neb stands up and goes over to the remaining Illithids in the Bar, he pokes on of them to get it's attention and then holds a scroll in front of it's eyes, noone else in the Bar except the Illithids can see what type of scroll it is, as soon as the Illithids realise what a horrible spell this mage might be able to release upon them, they flee back to their ship, not aware of the little surprise the Neb has prepared for them.
OOC It's a contingency spell, when the ship is approximately 50 miles from the Bar or leaves the plane in which the Bar is a level IX Lawyer will be summoned to the deck of the ship. |
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06-18-2001, 04:04 PM
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The screams of the illithids can be heard from here as they are subjected to cross-examinations and witness statements. Let's get far away from here
------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html 
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06-18-2001, 04:11 PM
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Dracolisk
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 BTW LS, you still haven't given me the Rodent parchment  ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar  Your voice is ambrosia |
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06-18-2001, 04:11 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: March 17, 2001
Location: England
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Ahem (knock, knock, knock) Someone hired a lawyer?
Anyone? Let's see, press charges on Illithids, (to nearest Illithid) I therefore charge you guilty of harassing this pub. Anything you say will be liable to evidence in court. You are to come with me! Answer me or I'll imprison you. Ullithid: HEH? WOZ ZU VU WONK? ------------------    
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06-18-2001, 04:14 PM
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Dracolisk
Join Date: January 8, 2001
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 ah..I still fondly remember those threads in which we tamed Pitfiends and where Rikard was still Rikarda... LOLHmmm... does the fact that you are arresting these guys mean that I can't slowly grill them over a roaring hearthfire?  ------------------ Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar Your voice is ambrosia |
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