Love the kobold, hate the kobold, eat the kobold, make up your mind...

[Dragonshadow]

*looks up worriedly at Scythe's thread* I think he's becoming a kobold

[Myrddin L'argenton]

Originally posted by Dragonshadow: *looks up worriedly at Scythe's thread* I think he's becoming a kobold

KAK unite against the kobold. Special offer on Sword Coast Chicken.

[Dragonshadow]

Look, I refuse to eat anything! You don't know what's in it!

[InsaneBane]

Originally posted by Dragonshadow: Look, I refuse to eat anything! You don't know what's in it!

Some people doesn't eat chicken either.

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BTW: Here in Denmark there have been happenings, where some people (a political minority) had accused butchers for murder and thrown rocks through the windows in their shops.

IMO People are free to eat meat or/and vegetables as they like. I like to eat both kind of food. I have seen a chicken been decapitated with an axe, and been eating the same (now roasted) chicken at dinner. For many people in the big cities, it is a shock to them to 'find out' that the steak or drum stick they are eating, once was a piece of living creature.

I am not a hunter myself, but IMO nothing could be better than hunting down your own food, killing it and eating it for dinner.

Good kobold hunting!

[Dragonshadow]

Sometimes they stuff chicken full of water and other animals.

Maybe that's what happens to kobolds.

[Sythe]

Firestroma I was not campaigning. Before kobolds were classified as meals I campaigned about giving them rights equal to us. I was making everyone more aware of their actions. There was rumors going around that I am building an army that consists of kobolds. The rumors are not true, you need not worry of things that will never happen. And Dragonshadow I am not a kobold or changing into one. And my name is certainly not Scythe. Please make sure there is no c won't you? I forgot to post one last thing I was going to say in my last post. It is a tale and a true story that has been repeated many times. Note: I know most of you have read this before. I have added a little something extra at the end and made some corrections. I suggest you read it again as a reminder.

There was a young kobold named Ko. He lived in his small family hut waiting for his father to bring back some food. The father kobold came back and brought in a rabbit. The father placed the rabbit on the small table and put a wand next to it. Little did the Ko know what doom the wand would bring to all in the village. The father told his son while hunting he saw a wand shoot something red (Magic Missile) and kill a rabbit and the wand's wielder. A woman is robes The woman aimed the wand at Ko's father but the charges on the wand ran out(So the mage thought) and threw it at the kobold. And decided not to use any of her spells on a kobold.

The woman walked away and the kobold father examined it and something red came out of it and hit a nearby tree. The mage spun around and saw there was still some charges left. The woman started casting a spell and the kobold was running although there was a whip on his back and seized the rabbit while running.

The father told his tale and was about to dine with his son. Suddenly there was screams (Actually it sounds likes yips yips to us). The father went outside and saw the sorceress and other humans slaying kobolds. The woman cast a bolt of lightning at an kobold. The bolt went in a line and so there was four dead kobold bodies. Ko's father was one of the four. There was absolute chaos in the tribe. The kobolds unsheathed their weapons, nocked their arrows and attacked. But in the end the resistance was futile. Ko ran away and looked back just as a adventurer killed a kobold mother holding her child. The human didn't spare the babe's life.

Ko managed to flee into the forest. The tired kobold reached another tribe and told them of the incident.

Meanwhile the human woman wizard picked up the wand Ko's dead father held. The adventurers left with no remorse for what they have commited.

It's sadder still things similar to this happen even today. And that now kobolds are classified as food. People will now hunt them for two reasons : For food and the profit of selling them dead or alive to butchers.

I am just making all of you more aware of the acts that you are commiting.

[ 09-15-2003, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Sythe ]

[Firestormalpha]

Sythe, your potential for falsehood's never ceases to appal me.

[InsaneBane]

Originally posted by Sythe: The woman cast a bolt of lightning at an kobold. The bolt went in a line and so there was four dead kobold bodies. Ko's father was one of the four.

Wauw that woman just invented KoKo Pop [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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[ 09-16-2003, 04:01 AM: Message edited by: InsaneBane ]

[Sythe]

Originally posted by InsaneBane: quote: Originally posted by Sythe: The woman cast a bolt of lightning at an kobold. The bolt went in a line and so there was four dead kobold bodies. Ko's father was one of the four.

Wauw that woman just invented KoKo Pop [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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Insane [/QUOTE][img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Even though I find that wrong Insane it's still funny.

[InsaneBane]

Originally posted by Sythe: [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Even though I find that wrong Insane it's still funny.

Thanks

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