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ShadowChild · 03-13-2003, 10:54 AM

Heres me! a bit late but i have to work sometime!

STR 18 - Am 6'4 and 20 stone..things break if i sit on them...
DEX 10 - Am big but if i have to squeal like a girl an jump out the way! i can!
CON 16 - When it comes to mary jane!..
INT 6 - I still can't programme my damn VCR...
WIS 10 - I know where i live...at least thats something...
CHA 4 - My last belch was clocked at MACH5..

Class: Pie Eater! The Pork Pie Paladin!

Alignment: Lawful Good - i can't stand to see a kitty in distress!

Myrddin L'argenton · 03-23-2003, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShadowChild:
Heres me! a bit late but i have to work sometime!

STR 18 - Am 6'4 and 20 stone..things break if i sit on them...
DEX 10 - Am big but if i have to squeal like a girl an jump out the way! i can!
CON 16 - When it comes to mary jane!..
INT 6 - I still can't programme my damn VCR...
WIS 10 - I know where i live...at least thats something...
CHA 4 - My last belch was clocked at MACH5..

Class: Pie Eater! The Pork Pie Paladin!

Alignment: Lawful Good - i can't stand to see a kitty in distress!

Sorry that I haven't been here. I will widen the topic to include characters out of books as well so anything from LoTR to Dracula

Sir Goulum · 03-23-2003, 01:04 PM

The test:

Str: 11
Int: 10
Wis: 17
Dex: 14
Con: 14
Chr: 13

Uh huh..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Myrddin L'argenton · 03-27-2003, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Goulum:
The test:

Str: 11
Int: 10
Wis: 17
Dex: 14
Con: 14
Chr: 13

Uh huh..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Yep the results are rubbish. PLease may someone look around for a different site.

Tyrion · 03-27-2003, 02:39 PM

dunno about stats but i guess i would be a barabarian...and maybe with a sorceróus streak, hehehe my rage slow to invoke but is feared by all !!!

Vanessa · 03-28-2003, 03:45 PM

Make way for the Almighty Arwen (My Greatest Character Yet... Luck I guess)

Str 19 "Better run you Fool."
Dex 18 "Watch me as i jump over some candlesticks."
Con 19 "Would SOMEONE tell this Dragon to stop tickling me, I can't stand it."
Wis 14 "I'm good at remembering faces, but i have my blond moments."
Int 15 "I'm smarter than the Average Half-Orc."
Char "Oh my gosh, will somebody throw a rug over me before i scare the kids?"

LOL( I forgot to tell everyone that I've been playing the game Ever SInce its release.)

(My Char has yet to go against Irenicus and the Hell Trials but she is very powerful)

McHaggis · 03-28-2003, 04:16 PM

Since this post got back up I desided to post my stats. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Str: 17
Int: 17
Wis: 16
Dex: 9
Con: 12
Chr: 6

These were quite what I expected. I'm pretty clumsy, but strong. My best part (or at least I like to think so) is my head. Good learner, pretty intellicent and a lot of knowledge (or at least more than average of my age). And I'm a loner, I have no social life what so ever. [img]smile.gif[/img]

{ADD} And oh yes. I got these stats by doing that test.

[ 03-28-2003, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: McHaggis ]

pcgiant · 03-29-2003, 05:57 AM

According to the test:
Str: 16
Int: 13
Wis: 17
Dex: 13
Con: 11
Chr: 15

You should probably disregard strength, since I didn't understand the weights in the question.

Myrddin L'argenton · 04-02-2003, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pcgiant:
According to the test:
Str: 16
Int: 13
Wis: 17
Dex: 13
Con: 11
Chr: 15

You should probably disregard strength, since I didn't understand the weights in the question.

Can someone look around for a different site then?

Vanessa · 04-02-2003, 03:38 PM

OOPS!! I forgot Charisma score is 4 so there you go.

03-13-2003, 10:54 AM	#51
ShadowChild Manshoon Join Date: February 19, 2003 Location: Scouse Land... Age: 45 Posts: 230	Heres me! a bit late but i have to work sometime! STR 18 - Am 6'4 and 20 stone..things break if i sit on them... DEX 10 - Am big but if i have to squeal like a girl an jump out the way! i can! CON 16 - When it comes to mary jane!.. INT 6 - I still can't programme my damn VCR... WIS 10 - I know where i live...at least thats something... CHA 4 - My last belch was clocked at MACH5.. Class: Pie Eater! The Pork Pie Paladin! Alignment: Lawful Good - i can't stand to see a kitty in distress! __________________ Never violate a woman nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal. These things are for lesser men. Protect the weak against the evil strong. And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil.<br /><br /><i>Druss The Legend</i>

03-27-2003, 02:39 PM	#55
Tyrion Quintesson Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: straight outta Kålltorp Age: 38 Posts: 1,081	dunno about stats but i guess i would be a barabarian...and maybe with a sorceróus streak, hehehe my rage slow to invoke but is feared by all !!! __________________ ...with the Bible and the Uzi as weapons

03-29-2003, 05:57 AM	#58
pcgiant Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: NZ Age: 38 Posts: 1,268	According to the test: Str: 16 Int: 13 Wis: 17 Dex: 13 Con: 11 Chr: 15 You should probably disregard strength, since I didn't understand the weights in the question. __________________ If possible, I want to relive my life... not as a devil. This time, someone like you.

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03-23-2003, 01:04 PM	#53
Sir Goulum John Locke Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Edmonton, Canada Age: 36 Posts: 8,985	The test: Str: 11 Int: 10 Wis: 17 Dex: 14 Con: 14 Chr: 13 Uh huh..... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-28-2003, 03:45 PM	#56
Vanessa Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 18, 2003 Location: California Age: 36 Posts: 8	Make way for the Almighty Arwen (My Greatest Character Yet... Luck I guess) Str 19 "Better run you Fool." Dex 18 "Watch me as i jump over some candlesticks." Con 19 "Would SOMEONE tell this Dragon to stop tickling me, I can't stand it." Wis 14 "I'm good at remembering faces, but i have my blond moments." Int 15 "I'm smarter than the Average Half-Orc." Char "Oh my gosh, will somebody throw a rug over me before i scare the kids?" LOL( I forgot to tell everyone that I've been playing the game Ever SInce its release.) (My Char has yet to go against Irenicus and the Hell Trials but she is very powerful)

03-28-2003, 04:16 PM	#57
McHaggis Manshoon Join Date: October 20, 2002 Location: Finland Age: 38 Posts: 166	Since this post got back up I desided to post my stats. [img]smile.gif[/img] Str: 17 Int: 17 Wis: 16 Dex: 9 Con: 12 Chr: 6 These were quite what I expected. I'm pretty clumsy, but strong. My best part (or at least I like to think so) is my head. Good learner, pretty intellicent and a lot of knowledge (or at least more than average of my age). And I'm a loner, I have no social life what so ever. [img]smile.gif[/img] {ADD} And oh yes. I got these stats by doing that test. [ 03-28-2003, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: McHaggis ]

04-02-2003, 03:38 PM	#60
Vanessa Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 18, 2003 Location: California Age: 36 Posts: 8	OOPS!! I forgot Charisma score is 4 so there you go.

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