Joke World 02-01-09

[Bungleau]

In honor of Nadya 'octomom' Suleman, Denny's has a new Suleman Breakfast...

You get 8 eggs, no sausage and the guy next to you has to pay the bill!

[Arvon]

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. They tried to make other arrangements, but the train was full and they were both very tired. They agreed to make the best of it for at least one night. There were two berths, and the man gallantly agreed to take the upper one.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you please reach into that closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she said. "Get your own f**king blanket."

[Arvon]

A blonde wearing headphones walks into a store and on the window it said 'No Headphones' so the clerk says, "I'm afraid I'll have to make you take off those headphones."

The blonde paid no attention to the clerk, so he said louder "If you don't take off those headphones I will!".
The blonde still paid no attention, so the clerk yanked the headphones off of her.Then she fainted all of a sudden.

The clerk put on the headphones to see what she was listening to.All he heard was "Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!"