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[Charlie]

Hi DragonMage, nice to meet you. Pardon my ignorance but where is Newnan, GA? I can't place the GA, is that a state?


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[DragonMage]

Originally posted by Charlie: Hi DragonMage, nice to meet you. Pardon my ignorance but where is Newnan, GA? I can't place the GA, is that a state?

Sorry, darling...that's Georgia, the state.
Sorry for any confusion. Maybe I should change that. Hmmm.
Well, gotta go and do some more nekked dancin' at the Seige (we're trying to coerce Memsy to come and dance!)

Love the lithp, btw!!! LOL!!!

P.S. OH! My bad...why don't you come join us!!! (Not in the nekked dancing, but come and help us seige!!!!)
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[This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 09-30-2001).]

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Charlie: I think the othtwitch muy huve been tuken hothtuge. Either thut or the othtwitch hath thtarted taking hothtageth, not thure. Ith the mankee weady for buttle? Wuth thut jutht thabre wattling, tethting the wuter tho to thpeak. Ith he pwoperly pithed, hath he been thwigging plenty of boothe? Athk him to buwy hith head in the thand, thith thould confathe the othtwitch thuffithiently, when he invethtigateth the mankee, the mankee could tuke him by thuwpithe und get the pillowcathe over hith head. Facked if I know whut he'll do then, fwee the hothtageth if we're lacky. It muy jutht work.....but then uguin....

Oach bloody ell again, me mankee's bladderedd heef gat it all wong, all wong! Me mankee put the pillowcathe on his own had! Oh hes a ganner for sure hes ganna haf to reesart to shatethrawin, tis a shame...

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[Charlie]

Oh fack, a wunkered mankee!!! Hmmm, whut to do, whut to do. Hold ap, the ostwitch huth thtuck hith head in the thand all by himthelf. Thlap the mankee about u bit, twy to muke him aggwethive. Onthe he hath come wound enough then thend him in with a wope to tie the overthithed pigeonth legth together. Onthe hith legth are wemoved fwom the equution the mankee thould be able to wethtle him to the floor. Ith he the kind of mankee thut don't mind getting gwubby or ith he the vuin type of mankee thut preenth himthelf und won't get gwubby ander no thircumthtantheth? Pwomithe him your favouwite nightdreth ath a wewawd, hopefully he'th tho pithed thut he'll forget ull ubout it tommowwow....it muy jast work.....bat then ugain.....

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[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Charlie: Oh fack, a wunkered mankee!!! Hmmm, whut to do, whut to do. Hold ap, the ostwitch huth thtuck hith head in the thand all by himthelf. Thlap the mankee about u bit, twy to muke him aggwethive. Onthe he hath come wound enough then thend him in with a wope to tie the overthithed pigeonth legth together. Onthe hith legth are wemoved fwom the equution the mankee thould be able to wethtle him to the floor. Ith he the kind of mankee thut don't mind getting gwubby or ith he the vuin type of mankee thut preenth himthelf und won't get gwubby ander no thircumthtantheth? Pwomithe him your favouwite nightdreth ath a wewawd, hopefully he'th tho pithed thut he'll forget ull ubout it tommowwow....it muy jast work.....bat then ugain.....

Otay. I twied to muke him aggwethive. I thweatened to put him in a cwisp box, and man thid thhat do it! Hethh vewy passed now, hethh has gained consheshnuss now, and I gat the pillowcathe off his face, hethe on alerft now, is panching the air, is weavein n' babbin abaat, he spots the othserige valnerable, but he dasn't want to gat his pretty whaaite fir datty, so he pashes some stukes in the groand on bath sades of the othserige and gats a rally bug rabber bund, and mukes a slingshat, he's gatten a big rack now, hadds UP!

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[Charlie]

Doooon't panic, doooon't panic. The mankee'th in control, the othtwitch thtandth no chanthe. Cwipeth, the mankee ith thtill well pithed, he'th thtuggering all over the plathe.......he'th tied the wubber bundth to the othtwitcheth legth, the othtwitch hath hith head out of the thand now, u thlight chunge of plun ith culled for here..........Paaaannnniiiiccccc, paaaaannniiiiccc, ran mankee ran. Fack the hothtageth und fack the othtwitch, thave yerthelf ya flaffy dranken mankee.....ppppaaaannnniiiiccccc......

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[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Charlie: Doooon't panic, doooon't panic. The mankee'th in control, the othtwitch thtandth no chanthe. Cwipeth, the mankee ith thtill well pithed, he'th thtuggering all over the plathe.......he'th tied the wubber bundth to the othtwitcheth legth, the othtwitch hath hith head out of the thand now, u thlight chunge of plun ith culled for here..........Paaaannnniiiiccccc, paaaaannniiiiccc, ran mankee ran. Fack the hothtageth und fack the othtwitch, thave yerthelf ya flaffy dranken mankee.....ppppaaaannnniiiiccccc......

Oh shite! Gat a fanking flaffy dranken mankee hading me way at tap spuud, what the fack, oh wuut, doh, dranken mankee also tied the wubber bund to his own lag, and he's ulmost too me, but hees gain back now, bath othtwitch and mankee are haded towurd eachather, gad only knaws what will huppen..

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[Charlie]

OW!!!....Oooh thut looked painful. The othtwitch lookth twaumatithed. I don't think he'll be taking many more hothtageth either. The mankee ith thtill kicking which ith a good thing. Don't think he'th thtwong enough to pull hith head out of there. Are you gonna extwicate the mankee fwom the othtwitch? No good calling him, he won't hear you with hith head thtuck up there. Yeth, the othtwitch hath hud it, he'll never walk the thame ugain. The mankee thould be ok after a good scwub, thome perfume and thome headache pillth. He'th a young mankee tho he thould get over the embawwathement of headbutting un othtwitch ap the arthe ut 70mph in no time......bat then ugain.....

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[Kaz]

ROFLMAO!

[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by Charlie: OW!!!....Oooh thut looked painful. The othtwitch lookth twaumatithed. I don't think he'll be taking many more hothtageth either. The mankee ith thtill kicking which ith a good thing. Don't think he'th thtwong enough to pull hith head out of there. Are you gonna extwicate the mankee fwom the othtwitch? No good calling him, he won't hear you with hith head thtuck up there. Yeth, the othtwitch hath hud it, he'll never walk the thame ugain. The mankee thould be ok after a good scwub, thome perfume and thome headache pillth. He'th a young mankee tho he thould get over the embawwathement of headbutting un othtwitch ap the arthe ut 70mph in no time......bat then ugain.....

Yesth it was a harrible site, othtwitch ssheems to huve hud enaugh, heth gat a luttle bat mure thun he wunted, is ranning away nuw, wif whut turl fathers heth gat luft. I got me mankee buck in me castody now, got im ander one of those whirlwind sunami type showerhads to blast errfff the bits o' oththerige, gonna saac him in a buth of rose babble buth next, give him a shot o' whiskay for gad maasure, he shald be OK, albeat a bit traaamatazed. So me mankee won, I'll be round to collect me winnins luter

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