Your first BEST OF DISSES collection :-) - Page 5

Sever · 09-01-2005, 08:35 AM

Awww. No rhyme?

Vaskez · 09-01-2005, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
^^well take a jump off a cliff then Sever, before I sever your head

...Pronounce you dead, or just leave you bled instead

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burnzey boi · 09-01-2005, 10:33 AM

all my insults contain swears so i shall not speak of them. however, i may be able to share some your mum is so fat jokes...

Your mum is so fat that when you go camping, your have to use her g-string as a tent!

Your mum is so fat that you were even fortunate enough to come into this world without getting squashed (lame but oh well). I can't think of others that are good so yeah..

Link · 09-01-2005, 10:50 AM

Those are the well-known fat jokes from Eddy Murphy (Nutty Professor anyone?)

Vaskez · 09-01-2005, 10:52 AM

LOL burnzey I think you misunderstood the thread. The ones I posted are from RAP BATTLES.

Anyway the best ever yo mama diss is:
Yo' mama's so fat that when she tries to get out of bed she rocks herself back to sleep

Hivetyrant · 09-01-2005, 05:29 PM

Yo' mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

Gangrell · 09-01-2005, 06:18 PM

With a thread like this, you know I'd be around sooner or later Vask

There are some pretty good disses, and I'll give props to you Vask, this:

"Even kids kick your ass and if you ever become a respected head
They'll just act more polite and hand your ass to you instead"

was my favorite, but let's see what I can turn up.

In one corner is the Link and Vask in the second
Both wanna rap but stumble with misdirection
Link's got the words, dissin' wit' his "hungarian ho's"
But a boy graspin at straws, like Iron Mike bitin' off ear lobes

Here's another guy, hidin with his shades behind his screen
Just like his wit, his jewels have yet to be seen
Too bad they can't drop like the rest of his rhymes
Might get lucky, n' get the hobos to spare 'em a few dimes

[ 09-01-2005, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

Vaskez · 09-01-2005, 06:36 PM

LOL G, not bad for someone who's never battled before. But nowhere near "good" standard

But if that's your first, then you're already better than most newbs at rapbattles.

Oh and thanks for the props, others liked that one too [img]smile.gif[/img]

Anyway, the key to a good verse is wordplay and coming up with new stuff.

A punch from my latest battle:

I already won this, kid can't decide whether to post or run
But how ya in two minds...when ya barely got enough brains for one?

^^see use well-known expressions to change their meaning and diss

[ 09-01-2005, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

Gangrell · 09-01-2005, 07:27 PM

Heh, I'll never claim to be good at rapping Vask and I won't take offense if I'm not very good at it either. I just have an extended vocabulary, so I can rhyme well. I'll leave it to you to bust a person's chops with that art form alright?

Vaskez · 09-03-2005, 02:21 PM

On another matter, who wants me to do a best of disses volume 2?

09-01-2005, 08:35 AM	#41
Sever Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 31, 2002 Location: Western Australia Age: 44 Posts: 3,293	Awww. No rhyme? __________________ Say say, oh playmate i cannot play with you my dolly's got the flu boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

09-01-2005, 10:33 AM	#43
burnzey boi Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: September 14, 2004 Location: Western Australia Age: 34 Posts: 800	all my insults contain swears so i shall not speak of them. however, i may be able to share some your mum is so fat jokes... Your mum is so fat that when you go camping, your have to use her g-string as a tent! Your mum is so fat that you were even fortunate enough to come into this world without getting squashed (lame but oh well). I can't think of others that are good so yeah.. __________________ burnzey - The Australian kiss, like a French kiss, but down under (Main)Undead Mage - 70, Orc Warrior - 70, Blood Elf Paladin - 70, Orc Shaman - 70, Troll Rogue - 70, Orc Hunter - 65, UD Warlock 61, BE Priest 60, Tauren Drood - 60 OM NOM NOM NOM

09-01-2005, 10:52 AM	#45
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	LOL burnzey I think you misunderstood the thread. The ones I posted are from RAP BATTLES. Anyway the best ever yo mama diss is: Yo' mama's so fat that when she tries to get out of bed she rocks herself back to sleep __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

09-01-2005, 06:36 PM	#48
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	LOL G, not bad for someone who's never battled before. But nowhere near "good" standard But if that's your first, then you're already better than most newbs at rapbattles. Oh and thanks for the props, others liked that one too [img]smile.gif[/img] Anyway, the key to a good verse is wordplay and coming up with new stuff. A punch from my latest battle: I already won this, kid can't decide whether to post or run But how ya in two minds...when ya barely got enough brains for one? ^^see use well-known expressions to change their meaning and diss [ 09-01-2005, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ] __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

09-03-2005, 02:21 PM	#50
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	On another matter, who wants me to do a best of disses volume 2? __________________ Too set in his ways to ever relate If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray

09-01-2005, 10:50 AM	#44
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 41 Posts: 5,888	Those are the well-known fat jokes from Eddy Murphy (Nutty Professor anyone?)

09-01-2005, 05:29 PM	#46
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 38 Posts: 5,403	Yo' mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

09-01-2005, 06:18 PM	#47
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 38 Posts: 4,835	With a thread like this, you know I'd be around sooner or later Vask There are some pretty good disses, and I'll give props to you Vask, this: "Even kids kick your ass and if you ever become a respected head They'll just act more polite and hand your ass to you instead" was my favorite, but let's see what I can turn up. In one corner is the Link and Vask in the second Both wanna rap but stumble with misdirection Link's got the words, dissin' wit' his "hungarian ho's" But a boy graspin at straws, like Iron Mike bitin' off ear lobes Here's another guy, hidin with his shades behind his screen Just like his wit, his jewels have yet to be seen Too bad they can't drop like the rest of his rhymes Might get lucky, n' get the hobos to spare 'em a few dimes [ 09-01-2005, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

09-01-2005, 07:27 PM	#49
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 38 Posts: 4,835	Heh, I'll never claim to be good at rapping Vask and I won't take offense if I'm not very good at it either. I just have an extended vocabulary, so I can rhyme well. I'll leave it to you to bust a person's chops with that art form alright?

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