painful but funny

[Charlie]

Originally posted by ladyzekke: Of course I could always go back to calling you Vaskectomy,

Bringing us nicely back on topic, a vaskectomy...full of balls, but totally useless, not particularly funny for the recipient either.

[Sir Degrader]

LOL, a rejected presentation topic at my school was called "Vaectomy: Friend or Foe?", ahh that wacky philosophy course.

[Vaskez]

And LadyZ, don't start, I can come up with disses too...

had a lotta practice lately...
LOL @ thinkin you're a lady, you ain't high class, no doubt
You've got less CLASS than a high school dropout
Tryina be FAMOUS on IW for dissing V but dissing on IW is MY right
And dribbling your diet lime drink's the only time you're covered in "limelite"
Looking back, I wish I could say ya learned something and it was a nice fight
But checkin out some guy's ass is the only time LadyZ gains anything from "hindsight"

^^damn that last bar was pretty good, I could use that in a real battle

[ 06-03-2005, 10:32 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

[Charlie]

Good attempt, bloody poor but it gets a D for effort.

[Vaskez]

Originally posted by Charlie: Good attempt, bloody poor but it gets a D for effort.

Whatever. Let's see you do better, hotshot. On second thoughts, I doubt it'd be worth reading, you even contradict yourself within the same sentence: "good attempt, bloody poor" against THAT level of wit, I dunno what I'd do

[ 06-03-2005, 10:39 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

[Charlie]

You know what wit is right? You've displayed a remarkable lack for years, you nearly made a funny post once, shame it never came off.

It was a good attempt on your part but in the grand scale of things it was bloody poor, nothing witty there, nothing contradictory, merely a factual statement.

[Vaskez]

Originally posted by Charlie: You know what wit is right? You've displayed a remarkable lack for years, you nearly made a funny post once, shame it never came off. It was a good attempt on your part but in the grand scale of things it was bloody poor, nothing witty there, nothing contradictory, merely a factual statement.

Oh sorry, I forgot I was dealing with the king of wit, humour and intelligence. Of course I can never hope to reach your level of wit. Keep basking in your glory of the shoppe of shite from about 3 years ago which is your only post that anyone ever remembered. By judging me, you're implying you're better...

Anyway, good to see the truth come out... I wonder how many secret haters I've got? Why don't you get it all out? It must be making you feel better.

[ 06-03-2005, 10:55 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]

[Vaskez]

Besides, I've never tried to be witty, just having fun, if people think it's witty, bonus, if not I had a laugh anyway. So you can take your bitter crappy attitude and keep it to yourself, unless you've got any more hatin to do (better get it out in the open)?

[Zebodog]

Originally posted by Vaskez: And the newb gets right in on the action...like whatever, man [img]tongue.gif[/img] you don't even know anyone around here [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It is that a shade of green?

Okay, Uncle Vaskey, I was warned! Perhaps you're match you have met? You underestimate the power of the light side!

[Vaskez]

Why are you talking like Yoda? A shade of green? Err...what am I supposed to be jealous of? (Green with envy)

(Now Charlie thinks he's showing his "maturity" by not throwing any more logs into the fire, but in fact he's either thinking he's too good to talk to me or he's too scared to post how much he hates me on a public forum cos he might get banned. Come on, I wanna hear how much of a prick you think I am)

[ 06-03-2005, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: Vaskez ]