Merry Christmas Bozos of Bones!!

12-20-2004, 08:51 PM

Wellard, that is an absolutely fantastic present! It is exactly the kind of thing I would love to do, and in fact I just may in the next couple of years.
Thank you for the very thoughtful gift.
Have a wonderful christmas, and thank you very much.

Aerich · 12-20-2004, 09:34 PM

Merry Christmas Dron_Cah!

Your Secret Santa gift is a stylin' one-of-a-kind Rolex watch.

.

This watch is a stylish piece of jewelry that goes well with every conceivable clothing ensemble. It cannot be broken, it cannot be stolen, it will not stop, and you will never lose it.

It has the special power of providing its wearer with as much time as he needs to do the important things in life. You will never run out of time to do your homework, you will never feel grumpy or out-of-sorts from lack of sleep, you will never feel rushed when you're with that special someone, and you will never be late unless you wish to be.

Merry Christmas. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Aerich · 12-20-2004, 09:43 PM

[img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img] Thanks for the prezzie, Melusine.

It's what I've always wanted - my very own perfect personal library.

Lauren · 12-21-2004, 01:56 AM

Merry Christmas Bozos of Bones!!

Here are you christmas gifts [img]smile.gif[/img]

*drum rolls*
Here is your very own WATER DRAGON:

To keep your pet safe from depletion or extinction please keep it in a lake, stream or home made fresh water pool.

And because you have been such a great person on Ironworks this year I have also given you your very own CHINESE GARDEN to keep your pet water dragon in, safe from harm and depletion:

I hope you enjoy your gifts Bozos Of Bones, for I enjoy owning the space station and being able to see the earth from space [img]smile.gif[/img]
Merry Christmas [img]smile.gif[/img]

Cloudbringer · 12-21-2004, 09:06 AM

Great thread! The sheer creativity and variety of 'gifts' is amazing! Lots of thought went into them, even Johhny's beer is fancy.. LOL!

And Aelia...the lump of coal was priceless! Laughed for several minutes when I saw it.

Wonderful thread, I hope it becomes a tradition!

Dron_Cah · 12-21-2004, 01:37 PM

Aye, Just what I needed! A Time-piece!!

Thanks loads, Aerich!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Alright, ILLUMINA,

[ 12-21-2004, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: Dron_Cah ]

Iron Greasel · 12-21-2004, 01:44 PM

What!? I get a Black Mage? I've always wanted one of those! Thanks, Spirits! If I find enough un-laziness I might make a sig out of it. I think I have a few chunks stashed away in my desk drawers.

Dron_Cah · 12-21-2004, 01:49 PM

Sorry, but I know we all love the antici...

Well, all these gifts are really great and all, but I'm afraid mine is about to put them all to shame. That's right, you are about to receieve the greatest gift, EVER, Illumina. Are you ready? Are you sure? I warn, the sheer magnificence is not for the faint of heart! OK, since, you're sure, here you go:

That's right you will recieve a top of the line tube sock!! (does not come in pairs)
But wait, there's more! You may wonder why this tube sock is standing upright. Well, let me tell you, that because there's something special in there for you! That's right, its pudding!! No need to ask, as it's enchantment causes it to never expire or lessen, and changes flavor upon a thought. Sadly, though, it tastes like an old tube sock for many...

Merry Christmas! And sorry I couldnt get this on here earlier, I'm on dial-up again, for the season, and had trouble last night. If you dont like your gift, I could always put a bow on my head....

Again, Merry Christmas, all! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Aelia Jusa · 12-21-2004, 03:50 PM

Wow! I tell you, Dron, if Illumina doesn't like that, there's something amiss!

The other day on A Very Queer Eye Christmas they said if you give the gift of food you should give it in a container that keeps on giving! LOL!

Only three people left to give their gifts! This has gone so well [img]smile.gif[/img] . I just love reading this thread, it sort of feels like we're in a cosy library (maybe Aerich's!) off to one side of the normal IW [img]smile.gif[/img]

Elif Godson · 12-21-2004, 04:00 PM

Many Thanks Absynthe, you got me pegged, hehe Not much time for Hokey though, but always time for Judo and DAoC, think I will have to train the hokey in the dojo

woot Brought another smile to my face.

12-20-2004, 09:34 PM	#42
Aerich Lord Ao Join Date: May 27, 2004 Location: Canada Age: 43 Posts: 2,061	Merry Christmas Dron_Cah! Your Secret Santa gift is a stylin' one-of-a-kind Rolex watch. . This watch is a stylish piece of jewelry that goes well with every conceivable clothing ensemble. It cannot be broken, it cannot be stolen, it will not stop, and you will never lose it. It has the special power of providing its wearer with as much time as he needs to do the important things in life. You will never run out of time to do your homework, you will never feel grumpy or out-of-sorts from lack of sleep, you will never feel rushed when you're with that special someone, and you will never be late unless you wish to be. Merry Christmas. [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Where there is a great deal of free speech, there is always a certain amount of foolish speech. - Winston S. Churchill

12-20-2004, 09:43 PM	#43
Aerich Lord Ao Join Date: May 27, 2004 Location: Canada Age: 43 Posts: 2,061	[img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img] Thanks for the prezzie, Melusine. It's what I've always wanted - my very own perfect personal library. __________________ Where there is a great deal of free speech, there is always a certain amount of foolish speech. - Winston S. Churchill

12-21-2004, 01:56 AM	#44
Lauren Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 24, 2004 Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia Age: 36 Posts: 721	Merry Christmas Bozos of Bones!! Here are you christmas gifts [img]smile.gif[/img] drum rolls Here is your very own WATER DRAGON: To keep your pet safe from depletion or extinction please keep it in a lake, stream or home made fresh water pool. And because you have been such a great person on Ironworks this year I have also given you your very own CHINESE GARDEN to keep your pet water dragon in, safe from harm and depletion: I hope you enjoy your gifts Bozos Of Bones, for I enjoy owning the space station and being able to see the earth from space [img]smile.gif[/img] Merry Christmas [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ "So many thoughts running through my head, I know what you feel, I know what you dread; When a room's filled with laughter, when a room's filled with lies, you're the only one I know that's in disguise..."

12-21-2004, 09:06 AM	#45
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Great thread! The sheer creativity and variety of 'gifts' is amazing! Lots of thought went into them, even Johhny's beer is fancy.. LOL! And Aelia...the lump of coal was priceless! Laughed for several minutes when I saw it. Wonderful thread, I hope it becomes a tradition! __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

12-21-2004, 01:44 PM	#47
Iron Greasel Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: July 13, 2004 Location: Finland Age: 36 Posts: 1,701	What!? I get a Black Mage? I've always wanted one of those! Thanks, Spirits! If I find enough un-laziness I might make a sig out of it. I think I have a few chunks stashed away in my desk drawers. __________________

12-20-2004, 08:51 PM	#41
Absynthe Guest Posts: n/a	Wellard, that is an absolutely fantastic present! It is exactly the kind of thing I would love to do, and in fact I just may in the next couple of years. Thank you for the very thoughtful gift. Have a wonderful christmas, and thank you very much.

12-21-2004, 01:37 PM	#46
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	Aye, Just what I needed! A Time-piece!! Thanks loads, Aerich!! [img]smile.gif[/img] Alright, ILLUMINA, [ 12-21-2004, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: Dron_Cah ]

12-21-2004, 01:49 PM	#48
Dron_Cah Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 2, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 38 Posts: 2,637	Sorry, but I know we all love the antici... Well, all these gifts are really great and all, but I'm afraid mine is about to put them all to shame. That's right, you are about to receieve the greatest gift, EVER, Illumina. Are you ready? Are you sure? I warn, the sheer magnificence is not for the faint of heart! OK, since, you're sure, here you go: That's right you will recieve a top of the line tube sock!! (does not come in pairs) But wait, there's more! You may wonder why this tube sock is standing upright. Well, let me tell you, that because there's something special in there for you! That's right, its pudding!! No need to ask, as it's enchantment causes it to never expire or lessen, and changes flavor upon a thought. Sadly, though, it tastes like an old tube sock for many... Merry Christmas! And sorry I couldnt get this on here earlier, I'm on dial-up again, for the season, and had trouble last night. If you dont like your gift, I could always put a bow on my head.... Again, Merry Christmas, all! [img]smile.gif[/img]

12-21-2004, 03:50 PM	#49
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 43 Posts: 4,867	Wow! I tell you, Dron, if Illumina doesn't like that, there's something amiss! The other day on A Very Queer Eye Christmas they said if you give the gift of food you should give it in a container that keeps on giving! LOL! Only three people left to give their gifts! This has gone so well [img]smile.gif[/img] . I just love reading this thread, it sort of feels like we're in a cosy library (maybe Aerich's!) off to one side of the normal IW [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________

12-21-2004, 04:00 PM	#50
Elif Godson Dracolich Join Date: August 28, 2001 Location: Hurricane Valley Age: 52 Posts: 3,089	Many Thanks Absynthe, you got me pegged, hehe Not much time for Hokey though, but always time for Judo and DAoC, think I will have to train the hokey in the dojo woot Brought another smile to my face. __________________ Children get Arthritis too! http://awtampa.kintera.org/jaaware

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