The True Story of 'The Compromise'

Ilander · 09-13-2004, 03:32 PM

I'm suddenly reminded of "The Graduate."

I think I'll leave it at that.

Ronn_Bman · 09-13-2004, 04:02 PM

The True Story of 'The Compromise'

Mommy... Honey I need more help with the baby at night.

Daddy... OK?

Mommy... How about if I'm awake I'll get her, and if you're awake you get her.

Daddy... OK.

deep in the night the sound of silence is shattered by a baby's cry

Daddy... shakes MommyHoney... Honey... Honey!

Mommy... startledWhat is it? Is something wrong with the baby?

Daddy... No, nothing is wrong, but the baby's crying.

Mommy... The baby? You woke me up to tell me the baby was crying?

Daddy... Yes.

Mommy... I thought if I was awake I'd get her, and if you were awake you'd get her?

Daddy... Well I WAS asleep!

Mommy... And SO was I!

Daddy... But your awake now right?

Mommy... What does that have to do with anything?

Daddy...

Mommy... I said what does the fact that I'm awake NOW have to do with anything?

Daddy... SNOORE

Mommy storms out to get the baby

This has been a recreation of an actual event. No babies were harmed during this recreation, but the memory reminds the husband of how lumpy his couch is.

[ 09-13-2004, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]

Ilander · 09-13-2004, 04:08 PM

Nice, Ronn...that guy is a jerk, btw...

LordKathen · 09-13-2004, 04:08 PM

Excellent Ronn! Good stuff! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

LordKathen · 09-13-2004, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ilander:
Nice, Ronn...that guy is a jerk, btw...

That guy, I think, is Ronn...

Ronn_Bman · 09-13-2004, 05:16 PM

Actually you're both right. That guy was a jerk, AND it was me...lol.

I don't do things like that anymore, but I bought a new couch after the experience just in case.

Har'oloth · 09-14-2004, 06:12 AM

let us pray to the gods of this world' that this will never happen again! spamming with anti spam pictures is wrong he said and they didn't listen so the mighty choc helped them from theyre spamming problems.
(there's no place like home....)

09-13-2004, 03:32 PM	#41
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,820	I'm suddenly reminded of "The Graduate." I think I'll leave it at that. __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

09-13-2004, 04:02 PM	#42
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 58 Posts: 5,177	The True Story of 'The Compromise' Mommy... Honey I need more help with the baby at night. Daddy... OK? Mommy... How about if I'm awake I'll get her, and if you're awake you get her. Daddy... OK. *deep in the night the sound of silence is shattered by a baby's cry* Daddy... *shakes MommyHoney... Honey... Honey!* Mommy... *startledWhat is it? Is something wrong with the baby? Daddy... No, nothing is wrong, but the baby's crying. Mommy... The baby? You woke me up to tell me the baby was crying? Daddy... Yes. Mommy... I thought if I was awake I'd get her, and if you were awake you'd get her? Daddy... Well I WAS asleep! Mommy... And SO was I! Daddy... But your awake now right? Mommy... What does that have to do with anything? Daddy... Mommy... I said what does the fact that I'm awake NOW have to do with anything? Daddy... SNOORE* *Mommy storms out to get the baby* This has been a recreation of an actual event. No babies were harmed during this recreation, but the memory reminds the husband of how lumpy his couch is. [ 09-13-2004, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ] __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-13-2004, 04:08 PM	#43
Ilander 20th Level Warrior Join Date: December 28, 2003 Location: Kentucky Age: 39 Posts: 2,820	Nice, Ronn...that guy is a jerk, btw... __________________ Is that what you really want to say?

09-13-2004, 04:08 PM	#44
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 53 Posts: 3,166	Excellent Ronn! Good stuff! [img]graemlins/awesomework.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

09-13-2004, 05:16 PM	#46
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 58 Posts: 5,177	Actually you're both right. That guy was a jerk, AND it was me...lol. I don't do things like that anymore, but I bought a new couch after the experience just in case. __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-14-2004, 06:12 AM	#47
Har'oloth Manshoon Join Date: September 28, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 40 Posts: 209	let us pray to the gods of this world' that this will never happen again! spamming with anti spam pictures is wrong he said and they didn't listen so the mighty choc helped them from theyre spamming problems. (there's no place like home....) __________________ [img]\"http://www.chemieforum.nl/downloads/siggoed.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br />Nobody can stop the tiger at lunchtime!

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