Ye Olde Standup Night (Begins Now!) - Page 5

Callum Kerr · 01-19-2003, 08:59 PM

ooc: Deathkiller, you said that you give me a 8.27... but then you put 6.27 in the list of marks... please change it (back to 8.27

)

Callum Kerr · 01-19-2003, 09:10 PM

And now... a little song for those of you going on vacation...

(Short piano introduction - ended by the audience throwing fruit at the pianist)

January brings the snow
Makes your feet and fingers glow
February's Ice and sleet
Freeze the toes right off your feet
Welcome March with wintry wind
Would thou wern't not so inclined
April brings the sweet spring showers
On and on for hours and hours
Farmers fear unkindly May
Frost by noight and 'ail by day
June just rains and never stops
Thirty days and spoils the crops
In July the sun is hot...
Is it shining? No, it's not
August cold, and dank, and wet
Brings more rain than any yet
Bleak September's mist and mud
is enough to chill the blood
Then October adds a gale
Wind and slush and rain and hail
Dark November brings the fog
Should not do it to a dog
Freezing wet December then:
Bloody January again!
(January brings the snow
Makes your feet and fingers glow...)

[ 01-19-2003, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Callum Kerr ]

Skydracgrrl · 01-19-2003, 09:24 PM

hey, I resent that! August isn't anything like that!

[img]tongue.gif[/img] (was born in August)

Killing Spree · 01-20-2003, 09:02 AM

What a pessimist! And over rain! I think droughts are worse!
"And now some summer fun to reap,
Let's jump into the lake!
Wait, it's two inches deep..."

[img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Boo on you! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 01-20-2003, 02:16 PM

SCORES SO FAR:

Callum -
Comedic Skit:
Lord High Eater of Legs ___: 5.6
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ______: 3
/)eathkiller _____________: 8.27
SomeGuy ______________: 5
Poem:
Lord High Eater of Legs :
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ___: 2
/)eathkiller __________: 8.3
SomeGuy ___________:

Avian Quellina (Killing Spree) -
Comedic Skit:
Lord High Eater of Legs : 1.5
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ___: 2.5
/)eathkiller __________: 6.52
SomeGuy ___________: 6.0
Poem:
Lord High Eater of Legs :
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ___:
/)eathkiller __________:
SomeGuy ___________:

Eugine And His Ork -
Comedic Skit:
Lord High Eater of Legs : 3.5
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ___: 2
/)eathkiller __________: 4.2
SomeGuy ___________:
Poem:
Lord High Eater of Legs :
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ___:
/)eathkiller __________:
SomeGuy ___________:

After The judges have made their decisions it will be
All Participating Contestants will now be asked to Perform poems on top of their Comedic Skits and the poems will be judged seperatley (as depicted by Calum's early go) Next Up For the Comedy Routine: WILD CARD DRAW!
ITS SIGMAR!

------------
Fuku-San!
go!
The Iron Comedian is cooking up a fine spicey dish backstage!
What the hell are they dubbing us for?!
[img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 01-21-2003, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

Sigmar · 01-20-2003, 03:19 PM

Sorry but my routine will have to be performed tomorrow as I am swamped with homework right now. Put someone in front of me if you want, and believe you me the wait will....might...could possibly be worth it!

Thankyou for your patience.

Lord High Eater of Legs · 01-20-2003, 04:24 PM

ic:Khalraan laughed as the orc bumped into things, giggling he held up a card saying:
3.5

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-20-2003, 06:23 PM

OOC:sorry about the delay.
IC: Recovering from the gag reflex that the last two acts gave him Svelen holds up a 2.5 and 2 respectively fro the last two acts

[ 01-20-2003, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ]

/)eathKiller · 01-21-2003, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sigmar:
Sorry but my routine will have to be performed tomorrow as I am swamped with homework right now. Put someone in front of me if you want, and believe you me the wait will....might...could possibly be worth it!

Thankyou for your patience.

OOC: we dont mind ^_^

IC: /)eath begins to play elevator music:

Click To Listen

Callum Kerr · 01-21-2003, 05:10 AM

ooc: will the judges (besides DK) please enlighten me... do you really not found us contestants funny? (cos we do

) and if you do... could you scale your marks up a bit? please? It just looks much better than

5.6
8.27
3
5

On my second ooc point: if I post more than anyone else, can i win on quantity over quality? I mean, take an average of my scores... but add bonus marks for extra work?

[ 01-21-2003, 05:13 AM: Message edited by: Callum Kerr ]

01-19-2003, 08:59 PM	#41
Callum Kerr Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 11, 2002 Location: Malaysia Age: 36 Posts: 638	ooc: Deathkiller, you said that you give me a 8.27... but then you put 6.27 in the list of marks... please change it (back to 8.27 ) __________________ [img]\"http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwARAyMWqyivmPQQNWY0hVVRv3oUvlvq5uMcEd3!RZut55dm8 emNqpdvpE7IkB0Cpa1ykaC4MbaPQTDKfXyfz!1y5xDqyJez01d EkyCZjmc/Callum.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Puff the magic dragon!

01-19-2003, 09:10 PM	#42
Callum Kerr Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 11, 2002 Location: Malaysia Age: 36 Posts: 638	And now... a little song for those of you going on vacation... (Short piano introduction - ended by the audience throwing fruit at the pianist) January brings the snow Makes your feet and fingers glow February's Ice and sleet Freeze the toes right off your feet Welcome March with wintry wind Would thou wern't not so inclined April brings the sweet spring showers On and on for hours and hours Farmers fear unkindly May Frost by noight and 'ail by day June just rains and never stops Thirty days and spoils the crops In July the sun is hot... Is it shining? No, it's not August cold, and dank, and wet Brings more rain than any yet Bleak September's mist and mud is enough to chill the blood Then October adds a gale Wind and slush and rain and hail Dark November brings the fog Should not do it to a dog Freezing wet December then: Bloody January again! (January brings the snow Makes your feet and fingers glow...) [ 01-19-2003, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Callum Kerr ] __________________ [img]\"http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwARAyMWqyivmPQQNWY0hVVRv3oUvlvq5uMcEd3!RZut55dm8 emNqpdvpE7IkB0Cpa1ykaC4MbaPQTDKfXyfz!1y5xDqyJez01d EkyCZjmc/Callum.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Puff the magic dragon!

01-20-2003, 06:23 PM	#48
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	OOC:sorry about the delay. IC: Recovering from the gag reflex that the last two acts gave him Svelen holds up a 2.5 and 2 respectively fro the last two acts [ 01-20-2003, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ] __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-21-2003, 05:10 AM	#50
Callum Kerr Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: October 11, 2002 Location: Malaysia Age: 36 Posts: 638	ooc: will the judges (besides DK) please enlighten me... do you really not found us contestants funny? (cos we do ) and if you do... could you scale your marks up a bit? please? It just looks much better than 5.6 8.27 3 5 On my second ooc point: if I post more than anyone else, can i win on quantity over quality? I mean, take an average of my scores... but add bonus marks for extra work? [ 01-21-2003, 05:13 AM: Message edited by: Callum Kerr ] __________________ [img]\"http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwARAyMWqyivmPQQNWY0hVVRv3oUvlvq5uMcEd3!RZut55dm8 emNqpdvpE7IkB0Cpa1ykaC4MbaPQTDKfXyfz!1y5xDqyJez01d EkyCZjmc/Callum.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Puff the magic dragon!

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01-19-2003, 09:24 PM	#43
Skydracgrrl Silver Dragon Join Date: June 21, 2001 Location: Oakton, VA (summer) Boston, MA (...not summer...) Age: 38 Posts: 1,652	hey, I resent that! August isn't anything like that! [img]tongue.gif[/img] (was born in August)

01-20-2003, 09:02 AM	#44
Killing Spree Mephistopheles Join Date: July 11, 2001 Location: The Ashes Age: 37 Posts: 1,427	What a pessimist! And over rain! I think droughts are worse! "And now some summer fun to reap, Let's jump into the lake! Wait, it's two inches deep..." [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Boo on you! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

01-20-2003, 02:16 PM	#45
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 40 Posts: 6,043	SCORES SO FAR: Callum - Comedic Skit: Lord High Eater of Legs ___: 5.6 AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ______: 3 /)eathkiller _____________: 8.27 SomeGuy ______________: 5 Poem: Lord High Eater of Legs : AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ___: 2 /)eathkiller __________: 8.3 SomeGuy ___________: Avian Quellina (Killing Spree) - Comedic Skit: Lord High Eater of Legs : 1.5 AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ___: 2.5 /)eathkiller __________: 6.52 SomeGuy ___________: 6.0 Poem: Lord High Eater of Legs : AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ___: /)eathkiller __________: SomeGuy ___________: Eugine And His Ork - Comedic Skit: Lord High Eater of Legs : 3.5 AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ___: 2 /)eathkiller __________: 4.2 SomeGuy ___________: Poem: Lord High Eater of Legs : AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe ___: /)eathkiller __________: SomeGuy ___________: After The judges have made their decisions it will be All Participating Contestants will now be asked to Perform poems on top of their Comedic Skits and the poems will be judged seperatley (as depicted by Calum's early go) Next Up For the Comedy Routine: WILD CARD DRAW! ITS SIGMAR! ------------ Fuku-San! go! The Iron Comedian is cooking up a fine spicey dish backstage! What the hell are they dubbing us for?! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 01-21-2003, 12:02 AM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

01-20-2003, 03:19 PM	#46
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	Sorry but my routine will have to be performed tomorrow as I am swamped with homework right now. Put someone in front of me if you want, and believe you me the wait will....might...could possibly be worth it! Thankyou for your patience.

01-20-2003, 04:24 PM	#47
Lord High Eater of Legs Zhentarim Guard Join Date: November 16, 2002 Location: Surrey, England Age: 36 Posts: 359	ic:Khalraan laughed as the orc bumped into things, giggling he held up a card saying: 3.5

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