The mad man that is Leo - Page 5

Legolas · 12-10-2001, 09:56 AM

The puny man with the big head waz too cowardly to say anythin'. I think he 'ad a hard time keepin' 'is bladd'r in check. So I thought I'd jsut be killin' 'im 'n get it over wiv.
Then, I felt somethin' stickin' in me 'ead. Me broth'r 'n' me, we've gotz 'ard 'eads, like all da familee. So I gotz me twin axez wot is twins 'n started ta chop at the girly man. Den 'is girlish swords was jumpin' in the way o' me axez. So I spits on 'im some more, fer good measure.
Then I tickled 'im with one o' me feathers.

By then, I 'ad a collection ov them thar thingies stickin' in da 'ead.

So I turns about and sees dis perzon, shootin' an me 'n not fightin' hand ter hand like a proppa warrier. So I stare real good 'n take out one of the thingies. That wazzn't hard 'cause me 'ead was full ovvem. Then I snaps it and grinned bigly.
"Daz wot eye der ta yer thingies!" I shouted. Then I laughs like a madman.

250 · 12-10-2001, 10:09 AM

OOC: LOL, OMG!!!! THIS THREAD!!!

Neb · 12-10-2001, 10:09 AM

The psionic teleports out of the way of the spit, he stands a short way away from the two and ponders what to do, he then decides to see whether these things can kill a bunch of Baatezu. He opens a portal to the Nine Hells right next to the two and teleports a fair distance as way, using Clairvoyance to watch what happens.

250 · 12-10-2001, 10:18 AM

"Arrgghhhh..." breathing a sigh, I woke from my sweet dream where 1 and 1 equals none are written all over the place. Looking about, I saw my brother far from me. "well, he's to do the cleaning today."

Some buglike thing tried to sneak away from me "ahhhh, my bitchs are here!" Finally, I thought, something good happened.

The groups of small demons howled horrorably and turned back to me and ran towards me and begged for forgiveness. I sat up, and asked "Whats 1 and 1?" One red bug thing squired like a chicken and thought it to be a trick "it.. it.. it is two." I kicked it real hard, who went flying and landed on Mars.

The other red bugs bowed in terror. I asked again "what is one and one?" "th...th... three... oh nooooooooooooooooo" the voice trails off in distance as another red bug flew to Mars

"Anyone knows one and one???" I aksed angrily

Neb · 12-10-2001, 10:34 AM

The psionic had heard the giant's insane ramblings about one and one being none and sent the Baatezu a telepathic message which informed them of the right answer.

Larry_OHF · 12-10-2001, 01:01 PM

Overhead...hidden in the clouds, the Modding Mage laughed...
He was allowing all of this to happen...but to what purpose? Why had he sent an image of himself in the form of a Jedi only to be killed by the giant? Why did he not step in and really let "shit happen?"
he had his purposes...and also all the time in the world to make a move. Deciding to play a little, Larry told the Clouds to rain and flood the land for 1 day. The clouds obeyed, thus making the land very muddy.

Holy Knight Delita · 12-10-2001, 03:23 PM

Skye Dragonhart

"If you must fight with your family then i shall to," Skye shouted begining to laugh hysterically through the rain. In the clearing you could the a vast group of 99 half-elves that looked endless. They were all carrying "The Heartseeker" And "Arrows' of "You ass is grass"(+27). They all stood in a line and kneeled and took aim."This is my family, the Dragonharts... what can i say? we multiply like rabbits. I am the hundredth." He said as he took his place at the end of the long line. All of a sudden masses of arrows were flying through the air in volleys of 100, It was like rain... the only difference is, a little rain can't hurt you... nobody ever said that about arrows of + 27

Larry_OHF · 12-10-2001, 05:44 PM

Suddenly, the rain became ice, and the weather dropped to below freezing. This lasted but for 30 seconds, then the air was clear and warm again.

Holy Knight Delita · 12-10-2001, 07:19 PM

Ice began falling, "how gay is that" thought Skye.

<-- I want more posts so i can get rid of him!

BTW what is a Baatezu?

Holy Knight Delita · 12-11-2001, 03:59 PM

DONT LET IT DIE YOU MOFOS!!!

12-10-2001, 03:23 PM	#47
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	Skye Dragonhart "If you must fight with your family then i shall to," Skye shouted begining to laugh hysterically through the rain. In the clearing you could the a vast group of 99 half-elves that looked endless. They were all carrying "The Heartseeker" And "Arrows' of "You ass is grass"(+27). They all stood in a line and kneeled and took aim."This is my family, the Dragonharts... what can i say? we multiply like rabbits. I am the hundredth." He said as he took his place at the end of the long line. All of a sudden masses of arrows were flying through the air in volleys of 100, It was like rain... the only difference is, a little rain can't hurt you... nobody ever said that about arrows of + 27 __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

12-10-2001, 07:19 PM	#49
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	Ice began falling, "how gay is that" thought Skye. <-- I want more posts so i can get rid of him! BTW what is a Baatezu? __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

12-11-2001, 03:59 PM	#50
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	DONT LET IT DIE YOU MOFOS!!! __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

12-10-2001, 09:56 AM	#41
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	The puny man with the big head waz too cowardly to say anythin'. I think he 'ad a hard time keepin' 'is bladd'r in check. So I thought I'd jsut be killin' 'im 'n get it over wiv. Then, I felt somethin' stickin' in me 'ead. Me broth'r 'n' me, we've gotz 'ard 'eads, like all da familee. So I gotz me twin axez wot is twins 'n started ta chop at the girly man. Den 'is girlish swords was jumpin' in the way o' me axez. So I spits on 'im some more, fer good measure. Then I tickled 'im with one o' me feathers. By then, I 'ad a collection ov them thar thingies stickin' in da 'ead. So I turns about and sees dis perzon, shootin' an me 'n not fightin' hand ter hand like a proppa warrier. So I stare real good 'n take out one of the thingies. That wazzn't hard 'cause me 'ead was full ovvem. Then I snaps it and grinned bigly. "Daz wot eye der ta yer thingies!" I shouted. Then I laughs like a madman.

12-10-2001, 10:09 AM	#42
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	OOC: LOL, OMG!!!! THIS THREAD!!!

12-10-2001, 10:09 AM	#43
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	The psionic teleports out of the way of the spit, he stands a short way away from the two and ponders what to do, he then decides to see whether these things can kill a bunch of Baatezu. He opens a portal to the Nine Hells right next to the two and teleports a fair distance as way, using Clairvoyance to watch what happens.

12-10-2001, 10:18 AM	#44
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	"Arrgghhhh..." breathing a sigh, I woke from my sweet dream where 1 and 1 equals none are written all over the place. Looking about, I saw my brother far from me. "well, he's to do the cleaning today." Some buglike thing tried to sneak away from me "ahhhh, my bitchs are here!" Finally, I thought, something good happened. The groups of small demons howled horrorably and turned back to me and ran towards me and begged for forgiveness. I sat up, and asked "Whats 1 and 1?" One red bug thing squired like a chicken and thought it to be a trick "it.. it.. it is two." I kicked it real hard, who went flying and landed on Mars. The other red bugs bowed in terror. I asked again "what is one and one?" "th...th... three... oh nooooooooooooooooo" the voice trails off in distance as another red bug flew to Mars "Anyone knows one and one???" I aksed angrily

12-10-2001, 10:34 AM	#45
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	The psionic had heard the giant's insane ramblings about one and one being none and sent the Baatezu a telepathic message which informed them of the right answer.

12-10-2001, 01:01 PM	#46
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	Overhead...hidden in the clouds, the Modding Mage laughed... He was allowing all of this to happen...but to what purpose? Why had he sent an image of himself in the form of a Jedi only to be killed by the giant? Why did he not step in and really let "shit happen?" he had his purposes...and also all the time in the world to make a move. Deciding to play a little, Larry told the Clouds to rain and flood the land for 1 day. The clouds obeyed, thus making the land very muddy.

12-10-2001, 05:44 PM	#48
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 49 Posts: 14,759	Suddenly, the rain became ice, and the weather dropped to below freezing. This lasted but for 30 seconds, then the air was clear and warm again.

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