Where did Melusine go???? - Page 5

02-06-2001, 04:58 AM

No, my heart already belongs to a maiden fair. Complexion gold like a brilliant dawn, smoother than sheets of spun satin, curves more perfect than the most flawlessly cut diamond...

Memnoch · 02-06-2001, 05:50 AM

Armie? Armie? Izzat you?? How come you're talking funny??

02-06-2001, 05:52 AM

I'm drunk, mate. But don't worry, I speak only of the coin.

02-06-2001, 05:55 AM

Rikarda a lesbian! Oh no! I am undone. What is the point of living if I cannot win thy heart. I shall sally forth and take on the mindflayers of the Underdark singly handed( single brain-celled?).

To finally answer your poll, Melusine:

1. Ziroc banished you after the Great Crash in punishment for your excessive posting
or You were recruited by the American government to help them conduct elections properly as your polling fame has spread far and wide
or Evil Armisael was scared you might catch him in the excessive poster's league and sent you an incredibly nasty virus which stopped you posting

2. No, I love your signature almost as much as your nickname

Melusine · 02-06-2001, 09:29 AM

Keeping bumping this until Wah Rikard and Jon find it

WOLFGIR · 02-06-2001, 10:17 AM

Wroff!

hehe, this is fun!

A woman with insight and honesty at the same time? Have to be married...

Well i like the nr 1 best and I don´t think you have to change your quote..

3. Please continue this one!!!

Cloudbringer · 02-06-2001, 11:00 AM

Thank you, Sir Taliesin. No, we do not plan to have that party in any smelly old dungeon. And there's plenty of turnip brew at the inn by LadyWendy's keep!

I do think that the lovely (geisha?!) Rikarda is in yon dungeon, though. Perhaps you should sally forth and rescue hi..her.

Rikard T'Aranaxz · 02-06-2001, 01:26 PM

About the story
Rikard is gonna die
Who wants to kill him????

melusine
i still want to hug you
do you mind if we are both naked
just kidding
btw
i was wondering if you a male and get turned to a women
and you've a d*ck piercing where does that go?

02-06-2001, 06:41 PM

Wait!! WAIT!! I said WAIT!!

(melusine and company looks at them stunned and bewildered)

Wah: Phew, gald that I could find all of you. Sorry people my connection for ripped by Melusine's pit fiend today. It ate all of my chocolate eclairs in the fridge too and sabotaged my grandma's shelf of china pieces. (sniff......) (But at least now i know what to feed it!!! LOL )

The new story will be your leading one I think. How about you as a mad lady who goes around changing everyone into lesbians? No wait...........that's too nasty. How about "CONVERTING" everyone into lesbians then? Hmmmmm, Rikard would like that.

Jon's too busy wrapped in his Ravenloft thing Mel, so I guess he's a dodgy lesbian in this one. SHIT!! He'd better not read this!! Anyway, I thank you with both hands (fingers and talons ) for my little webbie site ad and I'll make sure that you'll be the queen of..............er.........ahem.....lesbians? NO NO NO!! Queen Of Polls - That's It!!

So then, extremely and very "ambrosic" lady:

Could you please remove this gigantic praying mantis-looking freak from my back (It's annoying and wants me to spend another 100 pounds on boxes of eclairs)

TUT TUT!!

Wah: Cast Stinky Old Socks From Yesterday: Pit Fiend
Pit Fiend: Unconscious
Wah: Casts Transform: Melusine
Wah: Polymorphed into Melusine
Wah: (giggle) My voice is ambrosia.........OH DAMMIT!! It's still too masculine!

02-06-2001, 06:49 PM

Ahem.........TAKE TWO!!! (ACTION!!)

Wah: My voice is ambrosia.......
Wah: My voice is ambrosia....

Wah: MY VOICE IS GOD DAMN AMBROSIA!!!

Director: Are you sure you ticked the right box on our application form?
Director: The box said

Masculine - ( )
Feminine - ( )
Other - ( )

Wah: Grrrrrrrrr!!! (clicks fingers)
Wah: Come on my little pretty pit fiend - Wah's got a new playmate for you

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02-06-2001, 04:58 AM	#41
Armisael Guest Posts: n/a	No, my heart already belongs to a maiden fair. Complexion gold like a brilliant dawn, smoother than sheets of spun satin, curves more perfect than the most flawlessly cut diamond...

02-06-2001, 05:50 AM	#42
Memnoch Ironworks Moderator Join Date: February 28, 2001 Location: Boston/Sydney Posts: 11,771	Armie? Armie? Izzat you?? How come you're talking funny??

02-06-2001, 05:52 AM	#43
Armisael Guest Posts: n/a	I'm drunk, mate. But don't worry, I speak only of the coin.

02-06-2001, 05:55 AM	#44
Stealth Bomber Guest Posts: n/a	Rikarda a lesbian! Oh no! I am undone. What is the point of living if I cannot win thy heart. I shall sally forth and take on the mindflayers of the Underdark singly handed( single brain-celled?). To finally answer your poll, Melusine: 1. Ziroc banished you after the Great Crash in punishment for your excessive posting or You were recruited by the American government to help them conduct elections properly as your polling fame has spread far and wide or Evil Armisael was scared you might catch him in the excessive poster's league and sent you an incredibly nasty virus which stopped you posting 2. No, I love your signature almost as much as your nickname

02-06-2001, 09:29 AM	#45
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 45 Posts: 6,541	Keeping bumping this until Wah Rikard and Jon find it

02-06-2001, 10:17 AM	#46
WOLFGIR Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Sweden Age: 51 Posts: 3,450	Wroff! hehe, this is fun! A woman with insight and honesty at the same time? Have to be married... Well i like the nr 1 best and I don´t think you have to change your quote.. 3. Please continue this one!!!

02-06-2001, 11:00 AM	#47
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Thank you, Sir Taliesin. No, we do not plan to have that party in any smelly old dungeon. And there's plenty of turnip brew at the inn by LadyWendy's keep! I do think that the lovely (geisha?!) Rikarda is in yon dungeon, though. Perhaps you should sally forth and rescue hi..her.

02-06-2001, 01:26 PM	#48
Rikard T'Aranaxz Harper Join Date: July 17, 2004 Location: amsterdam Age: 40 Posts: 4,772	About the story Rikard is gonna die Who wants to kill him???? melusine i still want to hug you do you mind if we are both naked just kidding btw i was wondering if you a male and get turned to a women and you've a d*ck piercing where does that go?

02-06-2001, 06:41 PM	#49
"Hell Lich" Wah Guest Posts: n/a	Wait!! WAIT!! I said WAIT!! (melusine and company looks at them stunned and bewildered) Wah: Phew, gald that I could find all of you. Sorry people my connection for ripped by Melusine's pit fiend today. It ate all of my chocolate eclairs in the fridge too and sabotaged my grandma's shelf of china pieces. (sniff......) (But at least now i know what to feed it!!! LOL ) The new story will be your leading one I think. How about you as a mad lady who goes around changing everyone into lesbians? No wait...........that's too nasty. How about "CONVERTING" everyone into lesbians then? Hmmmmm, Rikard would like that. Jon's too busy wrapped in his Ravenloft thing Mel, so I guess he's a dodgy lesbian in this one. SHIT!! He'd better not read this!! Anyway, I thank you with both hands (fingers and talons ) for my little webbie site ad and I'll make sure that you'll be the queen of..............er.........ahem.....lesbians? NO NO NO!! Queen Of Polls - That's It!! So then, extremely and very "ambrosic" lady: Could you please remove this gigantic praying mantis-looking freak from my back (It's annoying and wants me to spend another 100 pounds on boxes of eclairs) TUT TUT!! Wah: Cast Stinky Old Socks From Yesterday: Pit Fiend Pit Fiend: Unconscious Wah: Casts Transform: Melusine Wah: Polymorphed into Melusine Wah: (giggle) My voice is ambrosia.........OH DAMMIT!! It's still too masculine!

02-06-2001, 06:49 PM	#50
"Hell Lich" Wah Guest Posts: n/a	Ahem.........TAKE TWO!!! (ACTION!!) Wah: My voice is ambrosia....... Wah: My voice is ambrosia.... Wah: MY VOICE IS GOD DAMN AMBROSIA!!! Director: Are you sure you ticked the right box on our application form? Director: The box said Masculine - ( ) Feminine - ( ) Other - ( ) Wah: Grrrrrrrrr!!! (clicks fingers) Wah: Come on my little pretty pit fiend - Wah's got a new playmate for you

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