We need a lumberjack in EfU - Page 5

robertthebard · 09-12-2006, 08:03 PM

...and it's thick bark too...

wellard · 09-13-2006, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZFR:
Those trees are all bark and no bite

LMAO [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] that was a devistating critical pun [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]

Aragorn1 · 09-13-2006, 08:51 PM

Hmm, I spent 15 min hitting it with various unpleasant instruments, and still nothing... To make matters worse it trapped me im a recess. It couldn't hit me and I couldn't hit it, frustrated, I logged off...

Unglaublich Verwustung · 09-15-2006, 03:56 AM

Anyone think that if we finally manage to kill one Z should make some armour for us out of the bark?

Garnet FalconDance · 09-15-2006, 08:48 PM

Nah, THIS is what we need:

[ 09-17-2006, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: T-D-C ]

Unglaublich Verwustung · 09-16-2006, 02:58 AM

Crap, knew there was something missing from my spell collection...

wellard · 09-16-2006, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Unglaublich Verwustung:
Anyone think that if we finally manage to kill one Z should make some armour for us out of the bark?

The armor of barking mad

unlimited cast Barkskin
unlimited cast Greater sanctuary (enemys will leaf you alone)
unlimited cast Creeping doom
unlimited cast Entangle
unlimited cast Mass camouflage
decreased imunity to Horrid wilting ( [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] )
constant One with the land

Armor bonus +10
dexterity bonus -3

yes Wellard has to much time on his hand [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img]

Unglaublich Verwustung · 09-17-2006, 11:57 AM

you forgot automatic improved invisibility in forests - can't see the wood for the trees...

Cloudbringer · 09-17-2006, 04:24 PM

Garnet, one word of caution, Z's made it clear that the f word (which is in the text of the image you posted) is pretty much a no-no here, even in links or other items, so perhaps you can edit it and repost it? Thanks! It's a very funny card. Should have it in our inventories. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

T-D-C · 09-17-2006, 07:39 PM

Fixed Cloudy!

09-12-2006, 08:03 PM	#41
robertthebard Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Wichita, KS USA Age: 62 Posts: 4,537	...and it's thick bark too... __________________ To those we have lost; May your spirits fly free. Interesting read, one of my blogs.

09-15-2006, 03:56 AM	#44
Unglaublich Verwustung Silver Dragon Join Date: August 2, 2006 Location: i ngach aon áit (but mostly Western Europe) Age: 57 Posts: 1,619	Anyone think that if we finally manage to kill one Z should make some armour for us out of the bark? __________________ Make a decision, even if it's wrong, and remember.... ...it's never too early for a salad.

09-15-2006, 08:48 PM	#45
Garnet FalconDance Mephistopheles Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: deep within the sylvan splendor.... Age: 61 Posts: 1,443	Nah, THIS is what we need: [ 09-17-2006, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: T-D-C ] __________________ "Nature tells every secret once." Ralph Waldo Emerson

09-16-2006, 02:58 AM	#46
Unglaublich Verwustung Silver Dragon Join Date: August 2, 2006 Location: i ngach aon áit (but mostly Western Europe) Age: 57 Posts: 1,619	Crap, knew there was something missing from my spell collection... __________________ Make a decision, even if it's wrong, and remember.... ...it's never too early for a salad.

09-17-2006, 11:57 AM	#48
Unglaublich Verwustung Silver Dragon Join Date: August 2, 2006 Location: i ngach aon áit (but mostly Western Europe) Age: 57 Posts: 1,619	you forgot automatic improved invisibility in forests - can't see the wood for the trees... __________________ Make a decision, even if it's wrong, and remember.... ...it's never too early for a salad.

09-13-2006, 08:51 PM	#43
Aragorn1 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: July 3, 2001 Location: Cornwall England Age: 38 Posts: 1,197	Hmm, I spent 15 min hitting it with various unpleasant instruments, and still nothing... To make matters worse it trapped me im a recess. It couldn't hit me and I couldn't hit it, frustrated, I logged off...

09-17-2006, 04:24 PM	#49
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Garnet, one word of caution, Z's made it clear that the f word (which is in the text of the image you posted) is pretty much a no-no here, even in links or other items, so perhaps you can edit it and repost it? Thanks! It's a very funny card. Should have it in our inventories. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

09-17-2006, 07:39 PM	#50
T-D-C Ironworks Moderator Join Date: October 26, 2003 Location: Sydney, Australia Age: 44 Posts: 4,416	Fixed Cloudy! __________________

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