05-15-2001, 06:20 PM | #41 |
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THIS THREAD THIS IS GREAT!!
Some of the things do apply to me - especially the bathroom one. Then it smells of flowers and I have a shower with a gas mask on - j/k! Don't forget that guys can also look dead intelligent just by holding a book in their hands (yes, I've done it!) And nodding your head during football matches gets you praises for being a good listener. (just don't hang around for the consolidation afterwards - :hehe ------------------ Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah. |
05-16-2001, 06:54 AM | #42 |
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Here we go (compiled with help of work colleagues/girlfriend) with the first instalment:
1) A woman is obsessed with neatness. After 3 kids, this becomes survival 2) The man has to be FIRST in the bathroom, or they can forget about getting to work on time 3) Same goes for the telephone 4) Even if the man owns the house, they lose control of the kitchen 5) the man must comment positively on even the slightest change in the woman 6) No more beers in the fridge - sob! 7) Cannot watch a film all the way through anymore - woman keeps flipping between channels 8) Unless it's a romance/family entertainment/music show - then it stays there 9) The bathroom always smells of her favourite scent (the bedroom too) 10) Do not speak unless given permission. She has monopolised this. 11) Explain where you go every time you go out. Give hourly updates as if you were in the SAS 12) The birds are tweeting, the kids outside playing, whining in your left ear 13) There's barely room in the wardrobe for just HER clothes now. The man needs to cut down? 14) The man must now have a bath EVERY day, not just once a week 15) You need to develop defensive mechanisms - lazy arse! If it's a pain to get you off the settee, she'll stop trying eventually! |
05-16-2001, 07:39 AM | #43 |
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proof that women are evil, go here
http://www.btinternet.com/~lizardkin...n_are_evil.jpg ------------------ Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger |
05-16-2001, 07:40 AM | #44 |
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If you dont get the binder joke then lets just say your problem wasnt BIG enough.
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05-16-2001, 08:02 AM | #45 | |
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05-16-2001, 08:12 AM | #46 |
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And now for the reasons:
. 1) A woman is obsessed with neatness. Otherwise, men would live in dumps 2) The man has to be FIRST in the bathroom, or they can forget about getting to work on time All they do is a quick shave and slash (not simultaneously) 3) Same goes for the telephone Men talk about bugger all anyway 4) Even if the man owns the house, they lose control of the kitchen Because men mess up the floor, walls and ceiling otherwise 5) the man must comment positively on even the slightest change in the woman OR ELSE!!! 6) No more beers in the fridge - sob! More room for FOOD 7) Cannot watch a film all the way through anymore - woman keeps flipping between channels not sure why this is 8) Unless it's a romance/family entertainment/music show - then it stays there oh well, back to the computer 9) The bathroom always smells of her favourite scent (the bedroom too) better than the man's farts and microwave meals 10) Do not speak unless given permission. She has monopolised this. because the man talks crap 11) Explain where you go every time you go out. Give hourly updates as if you were in the SAS too right 12) The birds are tweeting, the kids outside playing, whining in your left ear because you villated one of the above rules 13) There's barely room in the wardrobe for just HER clothes now. The man needs to cut down? he wears the same shirt all week anyway 14) The man must now have a bath EVERY day, not just once a week not necessarily a bad thing 15) You need to develop defensive mechanisms - lazy arse! If it's a pain to get you off the settee, she'll stop trying eventually! woman's defense: tears! |
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