Secret Santa - (belated) Gift Delivery!

[Balintherlas]

Oh shoot, I just saw your post Aelia, in the middle of typing my post. Sorry about being so belated but I've got to get to this in.


Cool, Secret Santa, glad I got to see this in time, only a couple weeks after Christmas

Well my gift is... 1000000 quest experience for the WHOLE IW party!!!

It took me awhile to come up with that, I was thinking that gold pieces are always good, but xp is even better.

So now everyone has a Christmas gift, just a little belated. Oh and may God's light shine on you all, even the atheists. Sorry to wax Catholic on ya there, just wanted to wish everyone a very merry, very belated Christmas, Hanukah, or Kwanza . Hope everyone got what they wanted.

[Sever]

Thankyou Aelia!

I woulda been happy with a Monaro, but this is even better!

Of course, i'm gripped by the Travian bug at the moment, so i hope there's a nearby island for me to conquer!

*puts on sweet hat* (which looks curiously like Yahtzee's hat)

"To the boats, my minions!"

[Bungleau]

All that toast will come to good use, Aelia... I'll be set for Rocky Horror showings for the rest of the year

And thanks on the golf items as well... my game could sure use some help from Tiger And I've been thinking about new clubs for a while too... mine aren't *bad*, they're just not *good*

Many thanks Now, for next year...

[Dave_the_quack]

Originally Posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar Aelia- This is the most glorious day of my life. Now then. Kyrvias. I've thought about what I might get you, and then I realized that the truly personal gift will be a work with your input. I'm therefore giving you the gift of Illumina by imbuing a ring with my essence. That's right. I've begun work on the Ring of Kyrvias (patent pending, void where prohibited, shown by the state of California to cause personality defects). Simply fill out the 10,000 pages and forms that will be at your door presently, mail them back (first class, delivery conformation and insure up to $1.5 million), and within 6-8 weeks, you'll have your ring! Now then. You may pick up to three spells to put on your ring. You may choose from any of the following, which can all be cast thrice per day: Cone of Cold Shoulder Hair Spray Dragon Breath (components include one whole head of garlic and a pot of espresso) Detect Self Visibility Sphere Sunray (must be cast at noon) Mirror Image (mirror not included) The ring also boosts your Dexterity, Wisdom, Intelligence, and Charisma by one point each. However, the downside is that you get a -5 penalty when making a Save vs. Stubborn check. The most impressive quality of this ring is that it can summon me, but only once per year. Upon reaching the call, I will be instantly transported to you and will win one (1) argument on your behalf. That's right. Anytime, anywhere, you can have the caustic elf witch of Ironworks win any argument you're in! Caution- Do not summon Illumina between the hours of 6am and 11am EST. If you summon Illumina, make sure to cast Protection from Sarcasm, Protection from Sarcasm 10' radius, Aura vs. Sarcasm, Magic Circle Against Sarcasm, or Summon Coffee on yourself. I can't be held responsible for what may happen if you don't follow those directions. Good luck.

Holy Crap. And all I got was Hayden Christensen. That was bloody awesome LOL.

Massive thought from Aelia, too. Now I wish I got off my bum and participated! Gah!

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Didn't I give you the Pendant of Pedant Summoning when you came to visit me? It was the prototype of the ring Kyrvias got. Terrible oversight on my part if you didn't.

[SpiritWarrior]

Despite Christmas being a time of giving and cheer, I cannot help the jealous rage that wells up inside me when I think about those who have received the coveted Pendant and Ring of Summoning from Illumina.

[wellard]

Originally Posted by SpiritWarrior Despite Christmas being a time of giving and cheer, I cannot help the jealous rage that wells up inside me when I think about those who have received the coveted Pendant and Ring of Summoning from Illumina.

No fair Spiritwarrior! Do not cast thy envy at yon weak mortals for surely she is the evil elf queen of the acient times Illumina Drathiran'ar who tempteth them with a benign glimpse of her soul, and a whispered hint of her terrible power.

Instead Spiritwarrior stand wary of that witch Drathiran'ar whom will surely consume the very flesh of all those whom gravitate too close into the whirlpool of her demonic designs like the poor elf maiden of yore Uma Thurmaneia once did. Some say that many eons ago Illumina Drathiran'ar captured Uma Thurmaneia's looks, talents and power by the use of a magic mirror and that if, even today, Illumina walks past a mirror smiling the faintest image, a mere echo of the once beautiful Uma can be seen weeping at her foul eternal fate.

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Originally Posted by wellard No fair Spiritwarrior! Do not cast thy envy at yon weak mortals for surely she is the evil elf queen of the acient times Illumina Drathiran'ar who tempteth them with a benign glimpse of her soul, and a whispered hint of her terrible power. Instead Spiritwarrior stand wary of that witch Drathiran'ar whom will surely consume the very flesh of all those whom gravitate too close into the whirlpool of her demonic designs like the poor elf maiden of yore Uma Thurmaneia once did. Some say that many eons ago Illumina Drathiran'ar captured Uma Thurmaneia's looks, talents and power by the use of a magic mirror and that if, even today, Illumina walks past a mirror smiling the faintest image, a mere echo of the once beautiful Uma can be seen weeping at her foul eternal fate.

Yes, but there's no way you'll find the mithral monkey before the moons align next Solstice. Nobody can stop me now, nobody!

[Ilander]

Originally Posted by Balintherlas Well my gift is... 1000000 quest experience for the WHOLE IW party!!!

...in most tabletop rpg's, that'd be enough for one level, and one experience point shy of the next one...

But, hey, two free levels! I'll take 'em!

Is it too late to dual-class? Physicist-Computer Wizard?

Wellard, that's awesome...I wish I hadn't been away from my pc for 5 days, otherwise, I'd have thanked you sooner!

mmmm...I bet she purs like a thousand kittens.

Darn cool ride...

*someday*