So it's ok to run someone over if you waited 2 minutes.... - Page 4

Sir Krustin · 02-01-2007, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
alternatively, find out exactly where she works and brew her some coffee.... laxative brand coffee...

The laxative prank is a classic, but do this with homemade brownies mailed to her office anonymously, from "a secret admirer".

Cloudbringer · 02-01-2007, 05:59 PM

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Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
well you could at least pee on the tires!

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] OMG! I may not stop laughing on that one for a while....

Larry_OHF · 02-01-2007, 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by Cloudbringer:

quote:
Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
well you could at least pee on the tires!

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] OMG! I may not stop laughing on that one for a while.... [/QUOTE]But...how would she aim it? We have to remember that women are not blessed with staves of pissing. They are aim-challenged.

Cloudbringer · 02-02-2007, 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by Larry_OHF:

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Originally posted by Cloudbringer:

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Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
well you could at least pee on the tires!

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] OMG! I may not stop laughing on that one for a while.... [/QUOTE]But...how would she aim it? We have to remember that women are not blessed with staves of pissing. They are aim-challenged. [/QUOTE]HAHAHAHAHAHA... well, that could be a problem.... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] *snicker*

sageridder · 02-02-2007, 01:43 AM

Cloudy with all the problems we have with crows upstate just throw a handfull or two of birdseed on the roof of the jeep. The longer she leaves it the better it will get covered with "gifts" from the greatfull birds.

Bithron · 02-02-2007, 06:52 AM

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Originally posted by sageridder:
Cloudy with all the problems we have with crows upstate just throw a handfull or two of birdseed on the roof of the jeep. The longer she leaves it the better it will get covered with "gifts" from the greatfull birds.

I live in a town with an active fishing port, so this would work well with rotting fish carcasses! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Captain Obvious · 02-02-2007, 04:09 PM

if you go with the brownies idea, make them a Hash/Laxative combo, poor B**** really wont know what hit her...

I really must do that (less the laxative) and leave them in the lunchroom at work. would make the afternoon REAL pleasing.

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 02-02-2007, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Obvious:
if you go with the brownies idea, make them a Hash/Laxative combo, poor B**** really wont know what hit her...

I really must do that (less the laxative) and leave them in the lunchroom at work. would make the afternoon REAL pleasing.

And then, of course, you can notify the authorities. "Such and such is on drugs," you can say, and completely ruin someone.

Dragonshadow · 02-06-2007, 03:39 PM

Know how you all feel on teh "insane drivers" front. Look on eth brght side - you get two minutes warning. I get people driving at me trying to run me down, forcing me onto the banks and often into a farmer's field when I'm walking back from the shops and hurling abuse at me. Becasue I wear black clothes.
Yes, they are that shallow.

02-02-2007, 01:43 AM	#35
sageridder Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: March 28, 2001 Location: rensselaer,n.y. u.s.a Age: 57 Posts: 677	Cloudy with all the problems we have with crows upstate just throw a handfull or two of birdseed on the roof of the jeep. The longer she leaves it the better it will get covered with "gifts" from the greatfull birds. __________________ Trust is indeed a shiny jewel,set in the stone of friendship.And much like any other stone can be use to crush the skulls of those unsuspecting.To clear the path for me to claim my rightful place as master of all I survey. Play games win prizes completely free. http://teet.net/af/bd395b7216 So far I've won an 8gb ipod nano and an acer inspire netbook

02-02-2007, 04:09 PM	#37
Captain Obvious Elminster Join Date: May 21, 2006 Location: New Zealand Age: 42 Posts: 420	if you go with the brownies idea, make them a Hash/Laxative combo, poor B**** really wont know what hit her... I really must do that (less the laxative) and leave them in the lunchroom at work. would make the afternoon REAL pleasing. __________________ I am the Walrus!

02-06-2007, 03:39 PM	#39
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	Know how you all feel on teh "insane drivers" front. Look on eth brght side - you get two minutes warning. I get people driving at me trying to run me down, forcing me onto the banks and often into a farmer's field when I'm walking back from the shops and hurling abuse at me. Becasue I wear black clothes. Yes, they are that shallow. __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

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