score one for women

[Irongrinder]

Ouch, lol
Now Willow will have to make a desperate comeback or admit defeat [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Masklinn]

Wait wait, not everything is lost for women !
They can still check in that school where training courses are now available for them on the following subjects:

- Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
- The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
- Parties: Going Without New Outfits
- Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
- Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
- Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
- Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
- Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
- Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
- Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
- Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
- Introduction to Parking
- Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
- Water Retention: Fact or Fat
- Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
- Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
- Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
- Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
- Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
- Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
- Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
- Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
- Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
- TV Remotes: For Men Only

[Kakero]

lol, so what's the score now? I lost count.

[Irongrinder]

LOL!!! Come on ladies, you can do better
....what do you mean I'm stirring up a fight?

[Melusine]

Ah, but Johnny omitted.... THIS!

THE MALE BRAIN

[ 02-19-2003, 08:19 AM: Message edited by: Melusine ]

[johnny]

Originally posted by Melusine: Ah, but Johnny omitted.... THIS! THE MALE BRAIN

You know... i was thinking what kept you so long. Good come back Mel, but we're not through yet. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[Melusine]

Originally posted by johnny: You know... i was thinking what kept you so long. Good come back Mel, but we're not through yet. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Sorry I was a bit late Johnny! You see, I had groceries to do, rooms to clean, dishes to wash... [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] But then again, a guy wouldn't have been able to post faster, since he has all that arse-scratching, belching and lazing around to do... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[johnny]

Unfortunately i'm in the same situation as you. I have to do all those things myself too. And still i find the time to scratch my butt, so there.

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by Melusine: Ah, but Johnny omitted.... THIS! THE MALE BRAIN

That´s the image I was looking for. Thanks Mel.

Johnny, there´s always an easy way to defeat men you know. [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Since you asked for some more jokes, who am I to say no.

*What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
*What does a beer bottle and a guy have in common?
They are both empty from the neck up.
*Why are all dumb Blond jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
*What did God say when he created man?
"I can do better than this".
*Why do men prefer blondes?
Men always like intellectual equality.
*How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

[ 02-19-2003, 10:45 AM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]

[johnny]

Like what kind of way Willow ? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] It wouldn't have anything to do with a knee, would it ? Cause i'm too fast for that, i can see that coming from miles away.

Oh, btw....