What are cats good for? - Page 4

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-25-2002, 05:42 PM

MUSIC AND CATS MY ARSE!!! Maybe music and alcohol!! [img]graemlins/fro.gif[/img]

Durwyn · 01-25-2002, 05:50 PM

Hmmm ye be dissin' the cats? Now I really dont apriciate people doing that... First off, Cats make a great home animal, that does not require lot of care, the main advantage is that you do not need to walk it every day three times a day... The second very good thing about a Cat is that its a stress eater. If you cannot fall asleep put a cat on your belly and I gurantee it will calm you down and knock you out for good. And of course Cats are good if you have mice in your house... self explanetory. So if you think about it, cats are great!

Ladyzekke · 01-25-2002, 06:14 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Durwyn:
Hmmm ye be dissin' the cats? Now I really dont apriciate people doing that... First off, Cats make a great home animal, that does not require lot of care, the main advantage is that you do not need to walk it every day three times a day... The second very good thing about a Cat is that its a stress eater. If you cannot fall asleep put a cat on your belly and I gurantee it will calm you down and knock you out for good. And of course Cats are good if you have mice in your house... self explanetory. So if you think about it, cats are great!

Trying...to...read...Durwyn's post, me eyes me eyes! Dee blue dee blue!! Cannot...focus...eyes...crossing....!!

Aha, here we go, I'll just quote you and now I can read it! Yes have to agree nothing like a purring kitty to put you right to sleep! [img]smile.gif[/img]

John D Harris · 01-25-2002, 06:40 PM

quote:
Originally posted by slackerboy:
they make a decent substitute for toilet paper,

Slackerboy, after thunking all day on this issue I recongnize the true geinus of your statement. In fact I'm thunking about starting a drive for you to receive the Nobel prize for Ecology. Cats as a subsitute for toilet paper sheer geinus. Cats are a faster renewable resourse then trees. Cutting down of trees to wipe our rear-ends will be a thing of the past. Cats will not clog-up our sewer systems, like toilet paper. Best of all they are self-cleaning!!!!!!!!!

Ziroc · 01-25-2002, 06:46 PM

My dad brought home two little kittens last sunday. Sure there fun to watch and all, but what purpous do they serve?

Protection? Not litley

Compaionship? There not that great of companions, I mean they just come to you when they want somthing to eat.
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It takes time. If you don't feel you can give these kittens a good loving life, PLEASE give them to someone that does. Cats are EXCELLENT companions. and become very close to you. bonded for life if you let them.

Entertainment? Just about any dog with a lick of intelligence is much more entertaining.
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Cats are VERY funny.. They play all the time..

Then there is the cutness fator. Well, Any small dog is just as cute.
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Yeh, but cat's actually SMELL nice. they clean themselves. VERY self sufficient. they don't eat their own feces either [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] .

John D Harris · 01-25-2002, 09:01 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ziroc:
Yeh, but cat's actually SMELL nice. they clean themselves. VERY self sufficient. they don't eat their own feces either [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] .

OH NO!!!!! a wrinkle in my bid for Slackerboy to win the "Nobel prize for Ecology" Rats foiled again...

...Wait a techicality (sp?) Ziroc said their own feces

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Before any cat lovers blow a gasket I have three cats myself! Fritz, Abigail, and Little white deaf kittty

/)eathKiller · 01-25-2002, 09:08 PM

Cat GIRLS are cute anyway...

mrrrr...

Lord of Alcohol · 01-25-2002, 09:08 PM

Cat juggling anyone? Illegal in most countries but fun as hell! (courtesy of Steve Martin)

Durwyn · 01-25-2002, 10:06 PM

quote:
Originally posted by /)eathKiller:
Cat GIRLS are cute anyway...

mrrrr...

Hmmm... one weird folk there eh...

01-25-2002, 05:42 PM	#31
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	MUSIC AND CATS MY ARSE!!! Maybe music and alcohol!! [img]graemlins/fro.gif[/img] __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-25-2002, 05:50 PM	#32
Durwyn Elminster Join Date: January 4, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 415	Hmmm ye be dissin' the cats? Now I really dont apriciate people doing that... First off, Cats make a great home animal, that does not require lot of care, the main advantage is that you do not need to walk it every day three times a day... The second very good thing about a Cat is that its a stress eater. If you cannot fall asleep put a cat on your belly and I gurantee it will calm you down and knock you out for good. And of course Cats are good if you have mice in your house... self explanetory. So if you think about it, cats are great! __________________ <b>-Durwyn Foehammer</b><p><i>\"Don\'t you go a-meddling with old stone or cold wights or prying in their houses, unless you be strong folk with hearts that never faulter.\"</i> - J.R.R. Tolkien

01-25-2002, 06:14 PM	#33
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 58 Posts: 9,005	quote: Originally posted by Durwyn: Hmmm ye be dissin' the cats? Now I really dont apriciate people doing that... First off, Cats make a great home animal, that does not require lot of care, the main advantage is that you do not need to walk it every day three times a day... The second very good thing about a Cat is that its a stress eater. If you cannot fall asleep put a cat on your belly and I gurantee it will calm you down and knock you out for good. And of course Cats are good if you have mice in your house... self explanetory. So if you think about it, cats are great! Trying...to...read...Durwyn's post, me eyes me eyes! Dee blue dee blue!! Cannot...focus...eyes...crossing....!! Aha, here we go, I'll just quote you and now I can read it! Yes have to agree nothing like a purring kitty to put you right to sleep! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

01-25-2002, 06:40 PM	#34
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	quote: Originally posted by slackerboy: they make a decent substitute for toilet paper, Slackerboy, after thunking all day on this issue I recongnize the true geinus of your statement. In fact I'm thunking about starting a drive for you to receive the Nobel prize for Ecology. Cats as a subsitute for toilet paper sheer geinus. Cats are a faster renewable resourse then trees. Cutting down of trees to wipe our rear-ends will be a thing of the past. Cats will not clog-up our sewer systems, like toilet paper. Best of all they are self-cleaning!!!!!!!!! __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

01-25-2002, 06:46 PM	#35
Ziroc Ironworks Webmaster *Bow to the Meow* Join Date: January 4, 2001 Location: Lakeland, Florida Age: 52 Posts: 11,727	My dad brought home two little kittens last sunday. Sure there fun to watch and all, but what purpous do they serve? Protection? Not litley Compaionship? There not that great of companions, I mean they just come to you when they want somthing to eat. ------------------ It takes time. If you don't feel you can give these kittens a good loving life, PLEASE give them to someone that does. Cats are EXCELLENT companions. and become very close to you. bonded for life if you let them. Entertainment? Just about any dog with a lick of intelligence is much more entertaining. ------------------- Cats are VERY funny.. They play all the time.. Then there is the cutness fator. Well, Any small dog is just as cute. ----------------- Yeh, but cat's actually SMELL nice. they clean themselves. VERY self sufficient. they don't eat their own feces either [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] . __________________ Ironworks Gaming's Official Youtube Gaming Channel

01-25-2002, 09:01 PM	#36
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	quote: Originally posted by Ziroc: Yeh, but cat's actually SMELL nice. they clean themselves. VERY self sufficient. they don't eat their own feces either [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] . OH NO!!!!! a wrinkle in my bid for Slackerboy to win the "Nobel prize for Ecology" Rats foiled again... ...Wait a techicality (sp?) Ziroc said their own feces [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Before any cat lovers blow a gasket I have three cats myself! Fritz, Abigail, and Little white deaf kittty __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

01-25-2002, 09:08 PM	#37
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 39 Posts: 6,043	Cat GIRLS are cute anyway... mrrrr... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

01-25-2002, 09:08 PM	#38
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	Cat juggling anyone? Illegal in most countries but fun as hell! (courtesy of Steve Martin) __________________ No

01-25-2002, 10:06 PM	#39
Durwyn Elminster Join Date: January 4, 2002 Location: New York Posts: 415	quote: Originally posted by /)eathKiller: Cat GIRLS are cute anyway... mrrrr... Hmmm... one weird folk there eh... __________________ <b>-Durwyn Foehammer</b><p><i>\"Don\'t you go a-meddling with old stone or cold wights or prying in their houses, unless you be strong folk with hearts that never faulter.\"</i> - J.R.R. Tolkien

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