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05-02-2001, 09:42 AM
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I think they were hoping that the fifth floor had a sign that read: "Intelligent, Rich, Big-Dicked, HONEST Men"
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05-02-2001, 09:48 AM
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LOL....in that case you're knackered.
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05-02-2001, 09:49 AM
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knackered?
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05-02-2001, 09:58 AM
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Lord Ao
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Knackered = no chance...without hope.
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05-02-2001, 09:59 AM
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LMAO! That is probably too true.
Love, Hugs & Peace, Moni
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05-02-2001, 11:38 AM
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Two cops are patrolling in the countryside. They take a walk into the forest and find 2 bombs.
- What shall we do? , asks the first cop - I know, let's take them back to headquaters. So the cops pack the bombs into the back of the Lada and off they go. - Hey! ,shouts the first cop - Don't drive so fast, one of them might explode! - Don't worry about it, we'll just say that we only found one. |
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05-02-2001, 12:11 PM
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2 cops arrive at the scene of a terrible road accident.
One of them starts dictating to the other what he should put in the report: - The corpse is lieing in the road, one arm slumped over the chest. The head is on the pavement... - Wait a minute! How do you spell pavement? (kicks the head to the side - Don't worry about it, just put "road". |
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05-03-2001, 02:00 PM
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05-03-2001, 06:40 PM
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Vaskez, I'm impressed - you seem to have an endless supply of Hungarian cop jokes!
And they all translate into English well, they could be English cop jokes too ------------------  Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. Epona of The Laughing Hyenas |
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05-03-2001, 09:09 PM
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Here's a few more:Cop's taking a general knowledge test: Supervisor: -What is the capital of Hungary? Cop: - Pass - How many pence are there in a pound? - Pass They really don't want him to fail so next they ask him: - In football, what is it called when one player kicks the ball to another? - I have absolutely no idea |
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