The mad man that is Leo - Page 4

250 · 12-09-2001, 10:10 AM

OOC: obviously, you wont go down any more, for the timebeing, at least

Neb · 12-09-2001, 10:19 AM

A small amorpheous black blob slithered over to the corpse of the psionic and climbed in through his ear, instantly the corpse was healed and stood up, a new mind in control of it, the scimitars flew over to examine their new owner....

Holy Knight Delita · 12-09-2001, 11:11 AM

Off in the distance a low rumbling began, everyone stop to see what it was. a black object was quickly coming into view, it was coming at the speed of a freight train... IT WAS A FREIGHT TRAIN!! Everyone looked down on where the were sitting/standing/laying and amaxingly the were all on the tracks! they train would arrive in 2.63seconds...

Legolas · 12-09-2001, 11:52 AM

After a long and dangerous journey I came across a chest. It was locked. So I smashed. Then it was open. I saw many feathers inside. Feather heaven!

When I was all colourful I figured I might as well fly back. But teh evil wind would not let me. "Daaaaai wind!" I shouted. I chopped at it with my twin axes, who were born from the same axe three years, one month and twelve days ago. After many chops the wind died and I ran to the Darkbrew.

'Wot iz my brother doing their?'I wondered. It seemed he had eaten his hands because he was hungry and didn't want to eat the Drizzle before I got back. That was brotherly of him.

So I wents inside while he was playing.
Just in time to see the drow tryin'da get away.
"You stoppit ya skinny stinky elffie!" I shouted.
"Get in ther pot!"

I was insulted by the way that man was acting. Thinking he could just crash our dinner party and leave before had our meal. Like we don't know how to cook a yummy lil' ranger.

Neb · 12-09-2001, 11:58 AM

The psionic and his swords teleport off of the tracks and watches as the train rumbles past, squishing those unfortunate enough not to have dodged it.

Holy Knight Delita · 12-09-2001, 12:08 PM

Legolas... i just want you to now... it doesnt matter what level drizzt is, no man, nor, elf, nor dwarf can run away without legs and arms while he is unconcioes.

Legolas · 12-09-2001, 12:19 PM

OOC: It's not running in a technical sense of the word. He was doing a combination of rolling and pushing using his head.
You have to remember we're mad though

Holy Knight Delita · 12-09-2001, 12:23 PM

LOL!!! wow thats bad...

Legolas · 12-09-2001, 12:33 PM

Anywayz, I picked up that stinky drow by the hair 'n tossed him into the corner. Then I got meself a mug o' Darkbrew. 'N I had a vision.

My brother was fightin' another weird guy. This one was clevererder than the boh of us together 'n he had as many weapons as Leo 'n I. Well, as many as we have in our hands at the same time o'course. 'Cept that Leo hadn't got no hands. But anyway, he was choppin' up my brother.

Well, with that the vision ended. 'N I got me twin axes and went to find me lil' broth'r, all covered in mud 'n feathers I was.
An' whaddaya know, the man with his curly swords was there too. That's really girly, to have curls in yer sword. Swords are girlishly, but curled swords is even worse. 'N he 'ad three of 'em, too.

So I steps up to him an' spit on 'im good. Then I said "Hey, you girly! Noone messes with my brotha but me. Go chop up some butt'r, if ye thinks yer strong enough." Har har. Those were the days. Pissed 'im off real good, it did.

Holy Knight Delita · 12-09-2001, 04:23 PM

Skye Dragonhart

~Oh my god, he's got a brother!?!~Skye thought as he watched the giant man spit upon the psionicist. ~I've got to stop him~ He hid in the shadows and slowly approached the man. Then he decided he would have to distract him while the... 'man with girlish curly swords' would attack him from behind. Skye drew his Composite long bow, and aimed right for his temple. He let his arrow+3 fly straight and true...

12-09-2001, 11:11 AM	#33
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	Off in the distance a low rumbling began, everyone stop to see what it was. a black object was quickly coming into view, it was coming at the speed of a freight train... IT WAS A FREIGHT TRAIN!! Everyone looked down on where the were sitting/standing/laying and amaxingly the were all on the tracks! they train would arrive in 2.63seconds... __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

12-09-2001, 12:08 PM	#36
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	Legolas... i just want you to now... it doesnt matter what level drizzt is, no man, nor, elf, nor dwarf can run away without legs and arms while he is unconcioes. __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

12-09-2001, 12:23 PM	#38
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	LOL!!! wow thats bad... __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

12-09-2001, 04:23 PM	#40
Holy Knight Delita Manshoon Join Date: December 4, 2001 Location: Michigan, United States Age: 38 Posts: 233	Skye Dragonhart ~Oh my god, he's got a brother!?!~Skye thought as he watched the giant man spit upon the psionicist. ~I've got to stop him~ He hid in the shadows and slowly approached the man. Then he decided he would have to distract him while the... 'man with girlish curly swords' would attack him from behind. Skye drew his Composite long bow, and aimed right for his temple. He let his arrow+3 fly straight and true... __________________ \"Me and you are caught up in the same flow... I\'m just swimming against it\" -Delita Hyral-<br />\"All mortal men are destined to die, but death cannot kill their names.\" -Icelandic Proverb-

12-09-2001, 10:10 AM	#31
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	OOC: obviously, you wont go down any more, for the timebeing, at least

12-09-2001, 10:19 AM	#32
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	A small amorpheous black blob slithered over to the corpse of the psionic and climbed in through his ear, instantly the corpse was healed and stood up, a new mind in control of it, the scimitars flew over to examine their new owner....

12-09-2001, 11:52 AM	#34
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	After a long and dangerous journey I came across a chest. It was locked. So I smashed. Then it was open. I saw many feathers inside. Feather heaven! When I was all colourful I figured I might as well fly back. But teh evil wind would not let me. "Daaaaai wind!" I shouted. I chopped at it with my twin axes, who were born from the same axe three years, one month and twelve days ago. After many chops the wind died and I ran to the Darkbrew. 'Wot iz my brother doing their?'I wondered. It seemed he had eaten his hands because he was hungry and didn't want to eat the Drizzle before I got back. That was brotherly of him. So I wents inside while he was playing. Just in time to see the drow tryin'da get away. "You stoppit ya skinny stinky elffie!" I shouted. "Get in ther pot!" I was insulted by the way that man was acting. Thinking he could just crash our dinner party and leave before had our meal. Like we don't know how to cook a yummy lil' ranger.

12-09-2001, 11:58 AM	#35
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	The psionic and his swords teleport off of the tracks and watches as the train rumbles past, squishing those unfortunate enough not to have dodged it.

12-09-2001, 12:19 PM	#37
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	OOC: It's not running in a technical sense of the word. He was doing a combination of rolling and pushing using his head. You have to remember we're mad though

12-09-2001, 12:33 PM	#39
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 41 Posts: 5,459	Anywayz, I picked up that stinky drow by the hair 'n tossed him into the corner. Then I got meself a mug o' Darkbrew. 'N I had a vision. My brother was fightin' another weird guy. This one was clevererder than the boh of us together 'n he had as many weapons as Leo 'n I. Well, as many as we have in our hands at the same time o'course. 'Cept that Leo hadn't got no hands. But anyway, he was choppin' up my brother. Well, with that the vision ended. 'N I got me twin axes and went to find me lil' broth'r, all covered in mud 'n feathers I was. An' whaddaya know, the man with his curly swords was there too. That's really girly, to have curls in yer sword. Swords are girlishly, but curled swords is even worse. 'N he 'ad three of 'em, too. So I steps up to him an' spit on 'im good. Then I said "Hey, you girly! Noone messes with my brotha but me. Go chop up some butt'r, if ye thinks yer strong enough." Har har. Those were the days. Pissed 'im off real good, it did.

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