Please finish the joke... - Page 4

skywalker · 01-22-2001, 01:09 PM

What's grey on the inside and clear on the outside?

An Oomphaz in a plastic baggie.

(Seriously, I did not make up any of the Oomphaz jokes. They really were in an Elephant Joke Book. It is quite possible the book scarred me for life and that is why I am like this.)

Mark

01-22-2001, 01:53 PM

I am still waiting to hear the answer to
"what is the ratling's name if he/she is in the basket business?"

; )
Moni

skywalker · 01-22-2001, 02:05 PM

Where does a 800 pound Oomphaz sit?

Mark

01-22-2001, 04:00 PM

I dunno, skywalker . . . but have you seen the pixie anywhere?

Saz - what DOES a nymph say when you blow in her ear?

Green sneakers . . . hide in the grass . . . LOL!

skywalker · 01-22-2001, 04:05 PM

What did the ratling say when the Oomphaz stepped on him? Squeak!

Where does a 800 pound Oomphaz sit? Anywhere he wants to!

What time is it when a party of Oomphaz get on a mine trolley?

Mark

01-22-2001, 04:48 PM

oops sorry Moni

what is the ratling's name if he/she is in the basket business?
; )

Rattan!

rattan basket? get it? nyuk nyuk nyuk

01-22-2001, 05:39 PM

LOL Adam! Thanks for posting that!
It was funny!
(Note I have not contributed one joke or answer....Brain took a vacation after it realized it is now 39 years old. I hope it comes back soon!!!)

skywalker · 01-22-2001, 06:03 PM

Moni:
Just a few words of comfort.

I will always be 1 year older than you, and I'm going to stay young no matter how old I get. So if I stay young, you can always be 1 year younger than me. Simple isn't it?

Besides, I'll have to get a lot older before I can retire, and I'm sick of working for a living. It's either not age and work or get older and not work. I think I'll take the second of the choices.

Mark

01-22-2001, 06:13 PM

Mark,
So no matter how old I get I'll never be as old as you?
And since you are staying young that means that I will always be one year younger?!
Great news! Thank you!

"Here brain! Brain! C'mere brain"
(making kissing noises)
"Brain! C'mere brain! I have some great news for ya!"
(looking under the desk)
"Brain! Oh BRAIN!"
"Brain?"

Thanks again, Mark, you are a true sweety!

01-22-2001, 09:17 PM

What time is it when a party of Oomphaz get on a mine trolley?
Time to get a new trolley!!

How do you spell hungry horse in 4 letters?

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01-22-2001, 01:09 PM	#31
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 64 Posts: 3,097	What's grey on the inside and clear on the outside? An Oomphaz in a plastic baggie. (Seriously, I did not make up any of the Oomphaz jokes. They really were in an Elephant Joke Book. It is quite possible the book scarred me for life and that is why I am like this.) Mark

01-22-2001, 01:53 PM	#32
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	I am still waiting to hear the answer to "what is the ratling's name if he/she is in the basket business?" ; ) Moni

01-22-2001, 02:05 PM	#33
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 64 Posts: 3,097	Where does a 800 pound Oomphaz sit? Mark

01-22-2001, 04:00 PM	#34
Lily the Ranger Guest Posts: n/a	I dunno, skywalker . . . but have you seen the pixie anywhere? Saz - what DOES a nymph say when you blow in her ear? Green sneakers . . . hide in the grass . . . LOL!

01-22-2001, 04:05 PM	#35
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 64 Posts: 3,097	What did the ratling say when the Oomphaz stepped on him? Squeak! Where does a 800 pound Oomphaz sit? Anywhere he wants to! What time is it when a party of Oomphaz get on a mine trolley? Mark

01-22-2001, 04:48 PM	#36
adam mage Guest Posts: n/a	oops sorry Moni what is the ratling's name if he/she is in the basket business? ; ) Rattan! rattan basket? get it? nyuk nyuk nyuk

01-22-2001, 05:39 PM	#37
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	LOL Adam! Thanks for posting that! It was funny! (Note I have not contributed one joke or answer....Brain took a vacation after it realized it is now 39 years old. I hope it comes back soon!!!)

01-22-2001, 06:03 PM	#38
skywalker Banned User Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: VT, USA Age: 64 Posts: 3,097	Moni: Just a few words of comfort. I will always be 1 year older than you, and I'm going to stay young no matter how old I get. So if I stay young, you can always be 1 year younger than me. Simple isn't it? Besides, I'll have to get a lot older before I can retire, and I'm sick of working for a living. It's either not age and work or get older and not work. I think I'll take the second of the choices. Mark

01-22-2001, 06:13 PM	#39
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Mark, So no matter how old I get I'll never be as old as you? And since you are staying young that means that I will always be one year younger?! Great news! Thank you! "Here brain! Brain! C'mere brain" (making kissing noises) "Brain! C'mere brain! I have some great news for ya!" (looking under the desk) "Brain! Oh BRAIN!" "Brain?" Thanks again, Mark, you are a true sweety!

01-22-2001, 09:17 PM	#40
Connla Guest Posts: n/a	What time is it when a party of Oomphaz get on a mine trolley? Time to get a new trolley!! How do you spell hungry horse in 4 letters?

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