05-05-2003, 05:19 PM | #31 |
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Lionheart? Are u ready to go!
Allmost forgot you... Sorry! [img]smile.gif[/img] But I'm sorry to say, but you aren't drinking 'real' nymph coffee! We must go and search some from nymph lake! SO, I have packet all things allready, let's hit the road ( and few sallads too )! P.s. I don't even want to know what Jafin served to you, but don't drink it! Sorry Jafin, but I promise we get some coffee beans for you until end of the week... Lionheart! let's go!
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05-06-2003, 07:09 AM | #32 |
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Can i come too?
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05-06-2003, 10:42 AM | #33 |
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that wasnt nymph coffee?! AH!
*spits and sputters the coffee out of his mouth onto the counter, much to the annoyance of the barkeeper* whoops, sorry abt the mess, thx for the warning olli! yup, i'm all ready, though a bit scared at the thought of comin face to face wif a salad! so where's our 1st destination? btw, morguemas can come to right? the more the better. [ 05-06-2003, 10:43 AM: Message edited by: LiOnHe@rT ] |
05-06-2003, 12:37 PM | #34 |
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Ok, LiOnHe@rT & Morguemaus, Let's waste no more time!
Ofcource we will enter into.... Ööööh.... into... That.... * look's at L & M * Yes! We go where those beans are grown! Into Nymph lake....
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05-07-2003, 02:38 PM | #35 |
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Anyone for a round of Boogre Snooker at the table?
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05-07-2003, 10:41 PM | #36 |
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The problem with Booger Snooker is that the curse has made the balls really BIG and S L O W. They just lumber dumbly around the table bumping into each other, but can't actually fit in the pockets anymore. And even if you can play, the balls themselves have forgotten the rules. They're just BIG... STUPID... (uhh) BALLS...It's all just pointless unless you can hit the little Tikki-idol-like bumpers on the table which switch the balls back to regular size and speed. But after a few booger brews this, sadly, is next to impossible.
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05-08-2003, 08:35 AM | #37 |
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where the beans grow? woohoo! sounds exciting! LET'S GO!!!
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05-08-2003, 05:55 PM | #38 |
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Boogre Snooker can actually be quite boring. The highest break recorded in Boogre Snooker was 7, and that was when a not very nimble tinker potted the black ball at the end of one frame after 18 attempts. There has been one recorded incident of a boogre potting two balls in succession in one break, but rumour has it, that it was in a fixed game, where S'keser Da had bribed the referee to turn the blind eye to cheating. Incidently that very same referee later served a couple of months in duh cage for liking the bribe money too much. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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05-08-2003, 08:56 PM | #39 |
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Actually, it is a little known fact that, unable to pay off a debt, Grunaxe lost a wager, and therefore his life, at the Booger Bar snooker table. He had left home, wife and child one afternoon to hunt some dragon, when he wandered into the Booger Cave for a spot of afternoon tea. He got to drinking, talking, (slurring,) then actually racking up, with the infamous Booger shark S'Keser Davis. Well, one thing led to another, and after 40 minutes of gruelling play, S'Keser Davis had just racked a break of 45, leaving just the pink and the black, and Grunaxe requiring snookers to win. He had already lost his ring and his dragon arrows, and now his soul too would be forfeit. He actually had the perfect snooker set during the previous break, as he had left the tiny blue behind the BIG FAT bloated booger-black. But S'Keser Davis worked her magic and made that ball dance.
In the end there was nothing for it, and Grunaxe lost his life, leaving his poor son believing that he had become a dragon-kabob. Alas! [ 05-08-2003, 09:01 PM: Message edited by: jsalsb ]
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ROTFLMAO! Now there's a match I would have liked to have watched!
Good one, Jon!
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