Aw Man, Finally Made It Here - Page 4

caleb · 05-10-2001, 10:23 PM

Then why is it spelt without the a?

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Welcome to hell.

Cloudbringer · 05-11-2001, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wah:
(and then...........)

Wah: Emotion: Hopeless Dancer (keeps treading on Rikarda's delicate toes)
Wah: Confused (Rikarda's 3000 per minute fluttering eyelashes)

Rikarda: Hey hey, I gotta go now.
Wah: Why my dear, come and dance with me!
Rikarda: I can't.........
Wah: Why?
Rikarda: Because........

(BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING! - The clock strikes twelve)

Rikarda: Goodbye!
Wah: Come back! Come back dammit you ugly bit........
Wah: Huh? She left a slipper, a glass slipper.
Wah: Who ever's feet fits the slipper must be Rikarda!
Wah: Oh Rikarda.......I will find you, wait for me.

Pit Fiend: May "I" try on that slipper?

(lol, I love fairy tales with a little "twist")

Now, who wants to be the ugly sisters?

When she finally finishes laughing and checking for cracked ribs, FairyGodmotherCloud whisks little Rikarda to her hovel in the woods, just as the clock strikes midnight and Rikarda's finery turns to old washrags. Meanwhile, back at the Wah Castle, the pitfiend chews on the leftover cake and makes a right mess of Wah's shoes.

FairGodmotherCloud

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Cloudbringer · 05-11-2001, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wah:
Ah, I know how to resolve this!

I have a little game, I have a stop-watch. I'll attach electronic calculating sensors to your eyelids. You cloudy and melusine start batting your eyelashes at TOP SPEED (wow! LOL), then I stop and see who wins.

The losers have to apologise. Beware, you got "tough" competition my friend.

But you've also shown great potential MHAHAHAHAHA!

PS: No need to say it: I am the bridge between hatred and love.

SSSSSSPIT... there goes my soda again...sigh...Wah I LOVE YOU!!! smoooch smoooooch smooooch...hehehe

Uh, now about this contest! HARUMPH! I'm one of a kind, dear, Wah.

And our dearest Poll Queen doesn't resort to such er, wiles....she has other methods...BWAHAHAHAHA....and man are they GOOD...*waves to the lovely Rikarda*

Cloudyberry

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

Cloudbringer · 05-11-2001, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Taliesin:
Glad to see you back Wah. Now if we could just get Amri back.

I was gonna ask him, but I lost his addy! MELUSINE!!!! HELP?!

Cloudy

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

05-11-2001, 02:37 AM

Do I look like a girl????????????????????????????????
(BTW if melusine stays this way i don't mind but i think sebas does)

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The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

caleb · 05-11-2001, 03:01 PM

How am I supposed to know I cant see your face.

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Welcome to hell.

Melusine · 05-11-2001, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
I was gonna ask him, but I lost his addy! MELUSINE!!!! HELP?!

Cloudy

Cloudypie! armisael@hushmail.com is the one I have....maybe we can ask Memny as well to see if he's got another one.

OK, and now........

Melusine:
~batbatbatbatbatbatbatflutterflutterflutterflutter flutterflutterofemeraldeyes~
Cloudy:
~batbatbatbatbatbatbatflutterflutterflutterflutter flutterflutterofhazeleyes~

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Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH

Your voice is ambrosia

Wah · 05-11-2001, 04:40 PM

56.....
200....
250....

......(blacked out with a affliction similar to epilespy)

And uh, where were we?

Then the lovely Rikarda decided to go and get a drink whilst the clock stuck twelve for the last time. Her smooth and satin like legs instantly sprouted a mass of dark curly hair. Her 4 day beard popped out and she was a man again. Without the properly equipped body of a female, his dress sagged heavily against his chest - which had the distinctive appearance of a deflated balloon.

The pointy shoe, which was in-lined with gold strings, instantly ripped open to reveal a massive big hairy toe. And in less than 4 seconds he had gone from a size 3 to a size 16 foot. And the more he walked, the more the dress tore until eventually the entire costume seemed pretty much peculiar to rags.

She arrived back in time to her fairy god-mother, who was floating like a blessed angel. A wide grin washed across her face.

"Next time I'll make you a pregnant frock instead" she giggled.

"Aw, shuttup!" snarled Rikarda, "I'm going for a pint of booze instead."

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Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

Melusine · 05-11-2001, 04:52 PM

Hahahaha!! LOL

But my dear Wah you leave me quite desolate.... my finest creation, the epitome of feminine grace and beauty, the gorgeous babealicious Rikarda...gone!
NOW what am I supposed to do??? You can hardly expect me to turn that smelly ol' pifiend of yours into a decent looking young woman, can you???
Don't you see that creating the ultimate woman to use as an ArchLichDestruction Machine is my only reason to be???? What am I going to do with all this Lipgloss (shade no. 46 Wickedwine), the nail laquers, the tweezers, the mascara, the lippy balms, the hair curlers, the fancy creams and gels, the little foam thingies to put between your toes when you paint them?????

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Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH

Your voice is ambrosia

Melusine · 05-11-2001, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:

Don't you see that creating the ultimate woman is my only reason to be????

[/B]

hmmmm......does anyone think...Pygmalion?

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Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH

Your voice is ambrosia

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05-10-2001, 10:23 PM	#31
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 40 Posts: 2,615	Then why is it spelt without the a? ------------------ Welcome to hell.

05-11-2001, 02:37 AM	#35
Rikard Guest Posts: n/a	Do I look like a girl???????????????????????????????? (BTW if melusine stays this way i don't mind but i think sebas does) ------------------ The Githyanki Necromancer - High Magician of the Holy Flame

05-11-2001, 03:01 PM	#36
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 40 Posts: 2,615	How am I supposed to know I cant see your face. ------------------ Welcome to hell.

05-11-2001, 04:40 PM	#38
Wah Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: England Posts: 1,160	56..... 200.... 250.... ......(blacked out with a affliction similar to epilespy) And uh, where were we? Then the lovely Rikarda decided to go and get a drink whilst the clock stuck twelve for the last time. Her smooth and satin like legs instantly sprouted a mass of dark curly hair. Her 4 day beard popped out and she was a man again. Without the properly equipped body of a female, his dress sagged heavily against his chest - which had the distinctive appearance of a deflated balloon. The pointy shoe, which was in-lined with gold strings, instantly ripped open to reveal a massive big hairy toe. And in less than 4 seconds he had gone from a size 3 to a size 16 foot. And the more he walked, the more the dress tore until eventually the entire costume seemed pretty much peculiar to rags. She arrived back in time to her fairy god-mother, who was floating like a blessed angel. A wide grin washed across her face. "Next time I'll make you a pregnant frock instead" she giggled. "Aw, shuttup!" snarled Rikarda, "I'm going for a pint of booze instead." ------------------ Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah.

05-11-2001, 04:52 PM	#39
Melusine Dracolisk Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands Age: 44 Posts: 6,541	Hahahaha!! LOL But my dear Wah you leave me quite desolate.... my finest creation, the epitome of feminine grace and beauty, the gorgeous babealicious Rikarda...gone! NOW what am I supposed to do??? You can hardly expect me to turn that smelly ol' pifiend of yours into a decent looking young woman, can you??? Don't you see that creating the ultimate woman to use as an ArchLichDestruction Machine is my only reason to be???? What am I going to do with all this Lipgloss (shade no. 46 Wickedwine), the nail laquers, the tweezers, the mascara, the lippy balms, the hair curlers, the fancy creams and gels, the little foam thingies to put between your toes when you paint them????? ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH Your voice is ambrosia

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