01-05-2005, 10:20 AM | #31 |
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ROTFLMAO! I think that's one of the more classic "I told you so's" that I've ever heard!
Hmmm... maybe there's an invention waiting here... the kitty sneeze guard! A small contraption that sits on kitty's head with a plexiglass shield to catch all the *ahem* stray projectiles. Made of that anti-bacterial plastic so it's healthier in the long run. Now, to figure out a way to keep it on kitty's head... rubber bands? velcro? better stop now... the other solutions I'm thinking of are getting messy *edit* And thanks, Blunderbuss, for helping ensure that innocent women and children can avoid this thread during mealtimes. 'Course, that assumes we have some innocent women and children on the board, but never mind that... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 01-05-2005, 10:22 AM: Message edited by: Bungleau ]
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01-05-2005, 10:40 AM | #32 |
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Yes, now that Blunderbuss fixed the title.. LOL...maybe some folks will avoid eating or drinking and messing up their keyboards when reading this thread!
Bungleau: [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img] Kitty sneeze guard...HAHAHAHAHHAA! Yah, that'd last about two seconds on any self-respecting cat. [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]
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01-05-2005, 12:03 PM | #33 |
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Here's one! My Cousin when younger would light his farts, and one time he had, um.. a large one, and it burned a hole through his pants and burned his ass. I fell down laughing! He didn't do it after that I think. lol.
Oh, and the flame shot like 2 feet into the air! Looked like a damn atomic bomb! [ 01-05-2005, 12:04 PM: Message edited by: Ziroc ] |
01-05-2005, 12:22 PM | #34 |
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Once I ate an entire blueberry pie myself.
It is amazing how a pie can cover the entire floor of the room I was sleeping in with thick orange puke with blueberries floating on top. My Mom spent most of the night cleaning it up and puking as well. Suffice to say I can no longer eat blueberry pie without getting the urge to puke. [ 01-05-2005, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ] |
01-05-2005, 12:37 PM | #35 |
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That's happend to me as well. I ate some scampi, the first time I'd ever eaten it, and I threw up several times a few hours later. Since then, I've never eaten scampi again and every time I see it I feel the urge to throw up. I don't think the scampi had anything to do with me being sick but I've always associated them together ever since it happend.
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01-05-2005, 01:31 PM | #36 |
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Vommiting rules, just make sure you protect your teeth
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01-05-2005, 03:09 PM | #37 |
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Amateurs! I could tell a couple that would freeze your blood. Like the time a load of scrap metal fell on the hitchhiker ...
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01-05-2005, 03:12 PM | #38 |
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I do believe that ER doctors have an unfair advantage, Attalus...
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01-06-2005, 12:17 AM | #40 |
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I am half tempted to post my horror story of surgery, but I think my husband would prefer I not remind him of that time......if any really want to hear it, I will post it, lol.
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