10-28-2001, 07:34 AM | #31 |
Red Dragon
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Arrow pointing towards grave: I'm with Stupid
'Ere lies Johnny He drove too fast Had a blast, And breathed his last ------------------ No-Name Face |
10-28-2001, 07:57 AM | #32 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
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"all i did was look up and went right down"
i agree, nashkel in fallout1 is outragiously funny ------------------ Revived I Am to hunt this world... Banish ye evil or face my wrath... |
10-28-2001, 09:06 AM | #33 |
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How about; This is all YOUR fault!
or Next! Personally, I want mine to say Finally! For a set of two; one has a hand pointing to the next one that says I'm with stupid and the second one says She insisted I read the map! ------------------ The best thing about karma is that you create your own. Pets Need Love Too |
10-28-2001, 09:09 AM | #34 |
Iron Throne Cult
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I'm England Born And England Bred And Now I Lie England Dead I Like That One! ------------------ The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T The Order Of Royal Toads |
10-28-2001, 10:50 AM | #35 |
Iron Throne Cult
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Ive Been Thinking, Maybe You Could Hang A Sign On One Saying:
"Vacancies, Apply Within" ------------------ The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella BINKY The Founding Member, Cheif Architect AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T The Order Of Royal Toads |
10-28-2001, 10:56 AM | #36 | |
Dracolisk
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"At last... oblivion" I love that one!! ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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10-28-2001, 10:59 AM | #37 |
Symbol of Cyric
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LOL...........absolutely hilarious!
I'd say "THE ONE NEXT TO ME IS STILL BURIED ALIVE" or something. Or how about "TREASURE TO THE NORTH OF ME" (Think about how many goats would actually go for it ) ------------------ |
10-28-2001, 11:04 AM | #38 |
Dracolisk
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For those who speak Dutch, I've always adored the line on the tombstone of the poet Poot:
Hier ligt Poot Hij is dood I also love Keats's epitaph (thanks for mentioning it, Djinn ) and Oscar Wilde's beautiful monument with the inscription from his poem The Ballad of Reading Gaol: And alien tears will fill for him Pity's long-broken urn For his mourners will be outcast men And outcasts always mourn (visited his grave at Pére-Lachaise in Paris) Come to think of it, another quote from that same poem would be a beautiful epitaph as well: And the wild regrets and the bloody sweats None knew so well as I For he who lives more lives than one More deaths than one must die Or even: For each man kills the thing he loves By each let this be heard Some do it with a bitter look Some with a flattering word The coward does it with a kiss The brave man with a sword ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
10-28-2001, 11:05 AM | #39 |
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How about
"Do you really care about who's down here, because if you do,you have too much time on your hands. Rent a video or something you loser" ------------------ Knight of HADB and Lady Lioness [This message has been edited by Sigmar (edited 10-28-2001).] |
10-28-2001, 11:13 AM | #40 | |
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Her surviving family members tore her house apart, furniture, floors, walls, EVERYTHING. They dug up her yards and eventually found a metal box with a note in it that read "Ha Ha!" By the time they were done, there was nothing but a pile of rubble where her house had stood. Apparently, she knew they would do just that and got a kick out of the possibility of leaving them nothing, which is just what they got after tearing it all apart. ------------------ The best thing about karma is that you create your own. Pets Need Love Too |
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