Secret Santa - (belated) Gift Delivery!

[Trogdor]

And if for some reason they don't show in time, i'm sure the rest of us could all pitch in something impossible to help out

[Sever]

Originally Posted by Aelia Jusa So there's only three more people left to give their gifts, Wellard is without computer access at the moment but will post as soon as possible, and I've PMed the other two. It was unfortunate with IW being down over christmas, it's possible they have gone away or something. Anyway gifts pending!

Jolly good. I was beginning to think i'd been naughty.

[Bungleau]

The evidence *is* out there, Sever....

[Sever]

You saw nothing. Nuuuthing.

[wellard]

Well sorry for the delay .... long story so let’s just cut to the present buying story ehhh Ilander. So what would a 21 year old Kentucky farm boy ever want? Already overflowing with cash, young student girls all over him and all the charisma and stylin’ a man could handle ..... Oh the other Ilander! Oopps errr

OK here we go

A neighbor over the other side of the holler has peacefully passed away at a ripe old age and has left his barn and land to your family in memory of being such good neighbours. The will however mentioned that the contents of the barn where to be given solely to you! Opening the barn you find..
http://www.seriouswheels.com/1950-19...ht-Blue-SA.htm


A 1958 Buick convertible, dusty but otherwise perfectly preserved but the real surprise was when you popped the boot to find all the proceeds from 50 years of moonshine activity.

Enjoy driving that thing back to university Ilander and spend the money as foolishly as you like.

Merry Christmas!

[wellard]

Wellard stomps his foot impatiently for Santa to arrive

[Bungleau]

Are you actually waiting for it, Wellard, or did you miss it up top? Ilander got you a good one...

Me, I'll just wait patiently... no foot stomping... no need to worry about me... I'll be fine. You just go on and take care of yourselves, don't worry about me... I'll be

Whew! I almost slipped into Jewish martyr mother mode there!

[wellard]

Thanks Bung I had missed it, I have been in such a rush catching up with everything

Thanks Ilander! Thor's very own helmet, just the thing for biker parties and 1980 style heavy metal hair band concerts

Ironically I have been searching for a new motorcycle helmet for the last two days, so this actually is a present I need!

[Aelia Jusa]

Okay, so there are two gifts left, doesn't seem as though Dutkanator or AngelofDeath are around, so luckily, I bought extra gifts just in case. I'll do Sever first, since Bungleau doesn't seem to mind waiting a bit longer

So then.... Merry very belated Christmas, Sever!!!!

What to get the guy who (I'm assuming) has everything ? The answer quickly became obvious - your very own island! The island of Severitius, located in the Indian Ocean for your convenience. Severitius comes complete with helicopter and helipad for ease of travel, plus a palatial mansion. The island is populated with locals eager for the reign of Sever to begin. Among the many useful purposes you may find for your locals are casino workers, cheerful servants, and army of minions. Finally, beause it's important to dress the part, I've also thrown in this jaunty hat, which I'm sure you'll agree says "I own this island. Ha!"

[Aelia Jusa]

Well. I was actually going to immediately post a gift for Bungleau this morning after Sever's but can you believe, my internet connection went down when I was just about to post his gift. Good timing .

Anyway, hopefully you won't be like, oh my god, I waited and waited for that?? Merry very VERY belated Christmas, Bungleau!!!

Now, unless I'm confusing you with someone else, Bungleau, you're a member of toastmasters. With that in mind, what better gift than a year's supply of toast!!! Tell me honestly, Bungleau, is this the best gift you've ever received, or just one of the best??

*cough*

No good, huh? Okay, here's something better. What does a businessman such as yourself do that combines fun, exercise, and networking? Golf! So, I give you: a brand new set of golf clubs and a never-ending bag of Titleist balls. And in case your game isn't up to scratch, there's also a one-on-one lesson with the Tiger, plus an all-expenses paid trip to Augusta this year to see the Masters!

And with that, I think we can finally draw a line under Secret Santa for 2007. Hopefully if I can rouse myself for next Christmas, it will go a little more smoothly