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05-01-2007, 04:09 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: May 31, 2002
Location: Ireland
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I stabbed a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana.
:-/
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05-01-2007, 04:53 PM
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Ironworks Webmaster
Join Date: January 4, 2001
Location: Lakeland, Florida
Age: 52
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I killed a homeless guy because I have double D's. ....
(On a serious note, kids are actually doing this--because they are afraid to pick on someone their own size and build--whimps.) Its sad really. |
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05-01-2007, 05:49 PM
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John Locke
 Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Age: 36
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I slept with a toothbrush because I'm a pimp and your jealous. LOL
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05-01-2007, 06:16 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: September 15, 2002
Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA
Age: 61
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I stabbed my crush because I've got abs.
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05-01-2007, 07:19 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: October 26, 2003
Location: Sydney, Australia
Age: 44
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I left Santa Claus because i have AMAZING boobs.
*looks down* Well I wouldn't say they are amazing...... 
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05-01-2007, 07:29 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
Join Date: November 10, 2001
Location: Yokosuka Japan
Age: 39
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I ate the trojan man because I'm a pimp and your jealous...
LOLZ
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05-01-2007, 10:17 PM
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The Dreadnoks
 Join Date: September 27, 2001
Location: Orlando, FL
Age: 62
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I banged Paris Hilton because I've got abs.
Well, I've actually done worse~for reals!
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05-01-2007, 10:28 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: June 29, 2005
Location: Michigan
Age: 35
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I killed the kool-aid-man because thats how I roll
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05-02-2007, 12:37 AM
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Anubis
 Join Date: February 21, 2005
Location: ....
Age: 36
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Quote:
they're my fav fruits. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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05-02-2007, 02:15 AM
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Join Date: March 6, 2001
Location: Somewhere on Earth - it changes often
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I ran shirtless with a bisexual because I'm a pimp and your jealous.
Hmmm, not far from the truth, oddly... |
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