Man forced to marry a goat.... - Page 3

Sir Degrader · 02-27-2006, 06:15 PM

Gotta love backwater, shotgun weddings. Ahh, to be young again.

Mack_Attack · 02-27-2006, 07:57 PM

I think they found velcro gloves in his back seat. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Arvon · 02-27-2006, 09:02 PM

He has the best looking wife in the village.

Marty4 · 03-02-2006, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Timber Loftis:

Seriously, though, the goat is getting raped by the man and his punishment is to take the goat home? Imagine if this worked out the same way with a woman? Imagine the sillyness of this from our point of view -- your daughter gets raped, and the man's punishment is he pays you and takes her home to rape her forever? ?? ?????

Well, I doubt the punishment would be applicable with humans.

If you think about it, though, the punishment is pretty dang harsh. This guy will never meet a woman again. His reputation is trashed, he's married, and who knows what kind of stuff you can pick up by raping a goat.

Of course, this is assuming that he isn't messed up enough to actually enjoy the new situation.

Sir Degrader · 03-02-2006, 07:30 PM

Hmmm. The guy says he fell. If it turned out to be true, woe be to him.

Variol (Farseer) Elmwood · 03-03-2006, 07:15 AM

Umm curried wife, my favorite!

Bungleau · 03-03-2006, 09:22 AM

Two thoughts...

First, if you fell on the goat, why were your pants down?

Second, if he does turn his "wife" into a meal, is that murder? Could her relatives sue?

Iron Greasel · 03-03-2006, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Second, if he does turn his "wife" into a meal, is that murder? Could her relatives sue?

Goats can't afford to pay lawyers. No danger there.

Bungleau · 03-03-2006, 02:07 PM

Yeah, but the ASPCA or its local equivalent might pony up the money for a lawyer.

Oops... was I allowed to say "pony"?

Sir Degrader · 03-03-2006, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bungleau:
Two thoughts...

First, if you fell on the goat, why were your pants down?

1) He could have been running to an outhouse, and fallen onto his goat.
2) He could have been doing skiprope for the Sudan heavyweight championship, and had his pants fallen down, then tripped on it, and fallen onto his goat.
3) He was ****ing a goat.

02-27-2006, 07:57 PM	#22
Mack_Attack Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld Join Date: May 22, 2001 Location: Sherwoodpark,Alberta,Canada Age: 52 Posts: 2,929	I think they found velcro gloves in his back seat. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________

02-27-2006, 09:02 PM	#23
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	He has the best looking wife in the village. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

03-03-2006, 07:15 AM	#26
Variol (Farseer) Elmwood Jack Burton Join Date: May 16, 2003 Location: Dartmouth, NS Canada Age: 60 Posts: 5,634	Umm curried wife, my favorite! __________________ A MAN WHO WANTS FOR NOTHING HAS INFINITE WEALTH. (me)

03-03-2006, 09:22 AM	#27
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Two thoughts... First, if you fell on the goat, why were your pants down? Second, if he does turn his "wife" into a meal, is that murder? Could her relatives sue? __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

03-03-2006, 02:07 PM	#29
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Yeah, but the ASPCA or its local equivalent might pony up the money for a lawyer. Oops... was I allowed to say "pony"? __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

02-27-2006, 06:15 PM	#21
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	Gotta love backwater, shotgun weddings. Ahh, to be young again.

03-02-2006, 07:30 PM	#25
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 64 Posts: 2,871	Hmmm. The guy says he fell. If it turned out to be true, woe be to him.

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