Slow - - The Ironworks Hostage-Taking Thread - Page 3

Link · 07-17-2005, 03:32 PM

Currently there's a vacant position. But that's classified information!

But you're really pushing it now!

*reaches out to grab one of Someguy's penguins*

Gangrell · 07-17-2005, 03:33 PM

Bah! I will never submit to such ruling!

Link, you have been pwned! [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

See? You have reduced me to speaking crappy net language [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 07-17-2005, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

SomeGuy · 07-17-2005, 03:34 PM

I was asking if it was open cause I want the job! Come on, don't you know that penguins are masters at the art of torture? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 07-17-2005, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

Ivelliis · 07-17-2005, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:
Erm... well ok

*puts cone straight on his head*

We need more cones anyway. So you'll be Conemaster, responsible for the supply of the icecream cones. Without them, we will probably not be able to hold GD hostage for very long...

Conemaster, I can do that.

*gives the Undersecretary to the Assistant Manager on the Third Floor a cone*

Put it on your head Mr Undersecretary to the Assistant Manager on the Third Floor

Link · 07-17-2005, 03:38 PM

Hmm, if you say so, SomeGuy. You've got the job. But if I even notice just one penguin of the job, waddling around doing nothing, then you're fired! You hear me, fired!!

(sounds impressive, huh! [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

And Gangrell, if you think hitting me with a stick owns me, you're in for some serious trouble (and you're mistaken too, of course). I've got an army of penguins at my disposal, ready to thrash you bottocks with bamboo reeds, you know!

Gangrell · 07-17-2005, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:
And Gangrell, if you think hitting me with a stick owns me, you're in for some serious trouble (and you're mistaken too, of course). I've got an army of penguins at my disposal, ready to thrash you bottocks with bamboo reeds, you know!

What can the penguins hit what they cannot see Link? Your plan is already foiled, *is wearing a tuxedo*

[ 07-17-2005, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

SomeGuy · 07-17-2005, 03:41 PM

My penguns and I will do our best, sir! *salutes*

Penguins! Go get your bamboo sticks and other assorted items of pain and violence! Don't forget your angry faces! We've got a message board to intimidate! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Edit: And when you get back, beat that penguin over there for not following orders! Yeah! The big one with the southern drawl!

[ 07-17-2005, 03:43 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

Link · 07-17-2005, 03:42 PM

... and make sure you grab that weird-looking man wearing a tuxedo!

Your waddling gave it away, Gangrell. You just don't waddle like a real penguin.. [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

*smiles, knowing that he's found his very first torture victim for the Dungeon Craft torture boards*

[ 07-17-2005, 03:44 PM: Message edited by: Link ]

Gangrell · 07-17-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:
... and make sure you grab that weird-looking man wearing a tuxedo!

Your wabbling gave it away, Gangrell. You just don't wabble like a real penguin.. [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

*smiles, knowing that he's found his very first torture victim for the Dungeon Craft torture boards*

Ahh, it isn't? You mean my ass isn't as big as the penguin's to blend in well enough?

SomeGuy · 07-17-2005, 03:44 PM

No, it's too big.

07-17-2005, 03:41 PM	#27
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	My penguns and I will do our best, sir! salutes Penguins! Go get your bamboo sticks and other assorted items of pain and violence! Don't forget your angry faces! We've got a message board to intimidate! [img]tongue.gif[/img] Edit: And when you get back, beat that penguin over there for not following orders! Yeah! The big one with the southern drawl! [ 07-17-2005, 03:43 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ] __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

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07-17-2005, 03:32 PM	#21
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 41 Posts: 5,888	Currently there's a vacant position. But that's classified information! But you're really pushing it now! reaches out to grab one of Someguy's penguins

07-17-2005, 03:33 PM	#22
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 38 Posts: 4,835	Bah! I will never submit to such ruling! Link, you have been pwned! [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] See? You have reduced me to speaking crappy net language [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 07-17-2005, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: Gangrell ]

07-17-2005, 03:34 PM	#23
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	I was asking if it was open cause I want the job! Come on, don't you know that penguins are masters at the art of torture? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [ 07-17-2005, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: SomeGuy ]

07-17-2005, 03:38 PM	#25
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 41 Posts: 5,888	Hmm, if you say so, SomeGuy. You've got the job. But if I even notice just one penguin of the job, waddling around doing nothing, then you're fired! You hear me, fired!! (sounds impressive, huh! [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) And Gangrell, if you think hitting me with a stick owns me, you're in for some serious trouble (and you're mistaken too, of course). I've got an army of penguins at my disposal, ready to thrash you bottocks with bamboo reeds, you know!

07-17-2005, 03:42 PM	#28
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 41 Posts: 5,888	... and make sure you grab that weird-looking man wearing a tuxedo! Your waddling gave it away, Gangrell. You just don't waddle like a real penguin.. [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] smiles, knowing that he's found his very first torture victim for the Dungeon Craft torture boards [ 07-17-2005, 03:44 PM: Message edited by: Link ]

07-17-2005, 03:44 PM	#30
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 34 Posts: 4,238	No, it's too big.

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