Shane Warne gets 12 months

[Davros]

Originally posted by Donut: From the Barmy Army: Shane Warne is a spinner He's also very fat He went down to the chemist And said: 'I'm having that' He took it for his shoulder He took it for his pain And when the ICC find out He'll never play again! Of course being fat doesn't make him a bad person!

My ole man's a dustman
e wears a dustman's hat



Scene 3, Act 1 - (Davros acosts a wandering poet)

Davros : That last line is a bit amiss my friend.

Donut : You could have called me Dennis

Davros : Stop being an old woman

Donut : Who are you calling old - I'm Thirty Seven - besides, who made you Aussies king of this ere borough

Davros : The awarders of the cups, their arms clad in purest samite, awarded us Bill, and the Urn, and the Cricket World Cup, and the Sir Frank Worrell, and the Rugby league world cup and the netball ....

Donut : Strange loonies distributing cups is no basis for a system of government

Davros : Whose army is this - they seem to be totally potty - they could do with a good bath and some exercise

Donut : I mean if I was to claim that I wielded supreme executive power just cause some village idiot tosses me a mug ..

Davros : Will you shut up - I was merely ponting out that Shiney will return - the way is prepared.

Donut : What - like a second coming - like Jehovah?

(Deathly hush as crowd rushes in and stones the poor unsuspecting Donut)

Davros exits stage right whitling "Always look on the bright side of life"

[Donut]

ROTFLSMMBW!

I wondered why it took you so long to take the bait. I had to think a bit about the 'Dennis' joke though.

[Davros]

Originally posted by Donut: ROTFLSMMBW! I wondered why it took you so long to take the bait. I had to think a bit about the 'Dennis' joke though.

LOL - I have to admit the bait was taken immediately [img]smile.gif[/img] - the composition took a little longer