Love chat !!!!

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Donut: quote: Originally posted by Danius: you all want to find some LUV in your life then leave a description of your self and mabe you'll find someone like you and hook up P.S. i'm open for LUV i don't mind looks or age thats all from me danius the match maker c ya later

Great idea. I'm a 14 year old girl, with long brown hair. I am 5ft 6 inches tall and fairly slim. People tell me I'm pretty but I don't think so. I lurve Atomic Kitten, Westlife and Kylie and S Club 6 and Here'say and Gareth Gates as well.

I live at 2 Tolpuddle Street in Islington in London if anyone wants to call round to see me. My real name is Serenity.

c ya soon! [/QUOTE]I am about to have to go for oxygen but [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Donut... too much.. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

[Cloudbringer]

Well, I admit I have love.. but if I can help you poor souls find happiness, just let me know.. Cloudy's counseling service is open for business...specializing in 14 yr old girls with no romance to live for.

pssssssst..weren't you 13 last time.. must have missed your birthday as I danced in the fountains.

Originally posted by Donut: Donut is sad now! Tainted love!

Knowledge of Soft Cell at 14, hmmm *wonders*

[ 04-18-2002, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Sir_Tainly ]

[norompanlasolas]

Originally posted by Donut: quote: Originally posted by Danius: donut save u from wot

From my luvless existence. My life is an empty shell, a bleak sham of a life.

I want to love before I get too old. I fear I might be left on the shelf without ever knowing true love.

Your thread has caused me much pain. Sometimes I feel I've got to run away, I've got to get away from the pain that you drive into the heart of me. The love we share seems to go nowhere and I've lost my light for I toss and turn I can't sleep at night.

Donut is sad now! Tainted love! [/QUOTE]lol... [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

donut, youre on a roll today, youve made me laugh in 3 diffr threads!!!

[Talthyr Malkaviel]

Hi! My name is Bob, I am an aging man, around my sixties, I'm about 4' 1" my head is totally bald, contrasting sharply with my incredibly hairy back and gut area.
I make the most disgusting bodily odours and noises you wouldn't believe it was humanly possible and I have countless other bad habits that I'll leave for you to find out.
Oh yeah, and I snore louder than a lumber workshop, and in fact a pretty similar noise, of course punctuated with the frequent bouts of flatulence.
Other than that though I'm the perfect male specimen... talk to me.

[Donut]

Originally posted by norompanlasolas: quote: Originally posted by Donut: quote: Originally posted by Danius: donut save u from wot

From my luvless existence. My life is an empty shell, a bleak sham of a life.

I want to love before I get too old. I fear I might be left on the shelf without ever knowing true love.

Your thread has caused me much pain. Sometimes I feel I've got to run away, I've got to get away from the pain that you drive into the heart of me. The love we share seems to go nowhere and I've lost my light for I toss and turn I can't sleep at night.

Donut is sad now! Tainted love! [/QUOTE]lol... [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]

donut, youre on a roll today, youve made me laugh in 3 diffr threads!!! [/QUOTE]Thanks noro - I'm slightly bipolar at the moment on an upward swing. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Krishach]

He.. hello... I'm uh, kinda shy. Well, I'm a female with long blonde hair, 5'5", 110 lbs., and I just turned 18. I'm looking for an older guy that can help me experience new things now that I'm 18. *kiss* *hugs*

Heh heh.

[Melusine]

ROTFLMFAO!!!! Priceless, Donut! *gasp* *wheeze* I think I cracked a rib laughing... Serenity indeed [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Encard]

LOL... well, then... I'm a large, demonic creature with sharp, bat-like wings who enjoys wearing spiked armor and, I quote from someone else who summed my current existence up perfectly:
Frankly, I live to drink the blood of the innocents from goblets made of human skulls. I love to hear the tattered lamentations of those I've crushed, to see a shattered bleeding hulk of a once powerful man crawl limply to me on all fours to lick my hobnailed boot and beg for a quick and merciful dispatchment. I thrill with the power granted by me via foul incantations so unholy that their mere utterance blackens the lungs. Tears of joy greet my bloodstained cheeks when I inhale the pungent aroma of flayed flesh smouldering upon the wooden shards of blasted farmhouses, while my ears are filled with the piteous cries of terrified peasants scattering before my arcing blade. In all honestly, my goal within any online world is to become a solid mass of scar tissue and to stand atop a pile of indiscriminate human remains taunting the Gods themselves with my hideous unearthly strength.
[img]smile.gif[/img] See how wonderfully happy and loveable I am? Don't worry about a thing...

[Epona]

Originally posted by Encard: LOL... well, then... I'm a large, demonic creature with sharp, bat-like wings who enjoys wearing spiked armor and, I quote from someone else who summed my current existence up perfectly: Frankly, I live to drink the blood of the innocents from goblets made of human skulls. I love to hear the tattered lamentations of those I've crushed, to see a shattered bleeding hulk of a once powerful man crawl limply to me on all fours to lick my hobnailed boot and beg for a quick and merciful dispatchment. I thrill with the power granted by me via foul incantations so unholy that their mere utterance blackens the lungs. Tears of joy greet my bloodstained cheeks when I inhale the pungent aroma of flayed flesh smouldering upon the wooden shards of blasted farmhouses, while my ears are filled with the piteous cries of terrified peasants scattering before my arcing blade. In all honestly, my goal within any online world is to become a solid mass of scar tissue and to stand atop a pile of indiscriminate human remains taunting the Gods themselves with my hideous unearthly strength. [img]smile.gif[/img] See how wonderfully happy and loveable I am? Don't worry about a thing...

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