You've played too much BG and IWD when... - Page 3

Black Knight · 04-03-2002, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J'aran:
When you start attacking people who are wearing red shoes...

When you always wait for all of your companions when exiting a building, because (all together now) "you must gather your party before venturing forth".

I HATE THAT ONE GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*takes deep breath*

*takes another one*

but I'm feeling much better now...

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Talthyr Malkaviel · 04-03-2002, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Black Knight:

quote:
Originally posted by Blade:
You can recite all the lines the charecters say in with perfect inflection

or you click on the pic til you get the one you like best...

"You and I and Boo...Ranger and Hamsters Everywhere, rejoice *squeak squeak*

*OR* you're GF/BF who doesn't even play the game has a favorite saying.....[/QUOTE]Or you're playing IWD and you sit there for ages looking vacantly at the screen while clicking repeatedlyon all your characters to see what they say when they get annoyed.
(The dwarf one's best!)

Downunda · 04-03-2002, 07:17 PM

you read and understand "You've played too much..." threads

Talthyr Malkaviel · 04-03-2002, 07:19 PM

You use 'You've played too much...' threads as a shopping list.

Encard · 04-03-2002, 07:47 PM

You flail around wildly when someone's talking to you, waiting for dialogue options to appear.

You try to find the options menu so you can reload after you do something stupid.

You do something stupid expecting to be able to reload.

You can recite the names, stats, and descriptions of every weapon.

You can't understand why you can never seem to find the edge of the area you're in.

You always fight the same exact way (swing... swing... swing... swing... swing...).

You expect all dead people to be as... energetic... as that guy's uncle (or was it some other relative?) in the Athkatla Graveyard.

You wonder why nothing happens when you wave your hands around and say, "Vita Mortic Caraero."

You don't go into caves for fear of drow.

You try to find the Special Abilities button when you get very angry so that you can use Berserk.

Hmm...

Talthyr Malkaviel · 04-03-2002, 07:52 PM

-You try to charm a bunny in a park, and you're annoyed when the circle under it doesn't turn green.

-You put on a thick pair of gloves and expect to become ogre-strong.

-You wonder what it would be like if you had a girdle of gender change.

-You are pissed at someone and try to cast curse on them.

-You try to kill weeds by casting 'Abi-Dalzims horrid wilting'

Black Knight · 04-03-2002, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Encard:
You wonder why nothing happens when you wave your hands around and say, "Vita Mortic Caraero."

You know what this spell is ... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Talthyr Malkaviel · 04-03-2002, 08:26 PM

You know the exact colour effects for each spell (you know, like the hovering, swirling purple stuff for a spider spawn spell)
Oh dear, I know quite a few!!

TheGrandSlayer · 04-03-2002, 08:32 PM

When you endlessly try to find your spell book so you can change your heal for flame strike so you can use it against your enemy

Krishach · 04-03-2002, 08:57 PM

When travelling at night, you prepare to be waylaid by enemies.

You consider yourself Neutral Good.

You sleep 8 hours and remember things you forgot before you went to sleep.

You travel constantly with your buddies and sleep at Holiday Inns.

04-03-2002, 07:17 PM	#23
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 46 Posts: 2,975	you read and understand "You've played too much..." threads __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

04-03-2002, 07:19 PM	#24
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	You use 'You've played too much...' threads as a shopping list. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

04-03-2002, 07:52 PM	#26
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	-You try to charm a bunny in a park, and you're annoyed when the circle under it doesn't turn green. -You put on a thick pair of gloves and expect to become ogre-strong. -You wonder what it would be like if you had a girdle of gender change. -You are pissed at someone and try to cast curse on them. -You try to kill weeds by casting 'Abi-Dalzims horrid wilting' __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

04-03-2002, 08:26 PM	#28
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	You know the exact colour effects for each spell (you know, like the hovering, swirling purple stuff for a spider spawn spell) Oh dear, I know quite a few!! __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

04-03-2002, 08:32 PM	#29
TheGrandSlayer Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: October 5, 2001 Location: In front of my computer Age: 34 Posts: 860	When you endlessly try to find your spell book so you can change your heal for flame strike so you can use it against your enemy __________________ [img]\"http://www.thepunishermerchandise.com/television/amazing_spider-man/animated_punisher.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Hey Mr.Smith!\"<br />\"Dave...\"<br />\"SPACKER Dave!\"

04-03-2002, 07:47 PM	#25
Encard Quintesson Join Date: June 13, 2001 Location: Darkness Age: 38 Posts: 1,033	You flail around wildly when someone's talking to you, waiting for dialogue options to appear. You try to find the options menu so you can reload after you do something stupid. You do something stupid expecting to be able to reload. You can recite the names, stats, and descriptions of every weapon. You can't understand why you can never seem to find the edge of the area you're in. You always fight the same exact way (swing... swing... swing... swing... swing...). You expect all dead people to be as... energetic... as that guy's uncle (or was it some other relative?) in the Athkatla Graveyard. You wonder why nothing happens when you wave your hands around and say, "Vita Mortic Caraero." You don't go into caves for fear of drow. You try to find the Special Abilities button when you get very angry so that you can use Berserk. Hmm...

04-03-2002, 08:57 PM	#30
Krishach Drow Warrior Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: Land of the free... ? Age: 39 Posts: 260	When travelling at night, you prepare to be waylaid by enemies. You consider yourself Neutral Good. You sleep 8 hours and remember things you forgot before you went to sleep. You travel constantly with your buddies and sleep at Holiday Inns. __________________ - <b>The Official Topic Killer</b><br /><i>To fill that which is hollow with the substance of virtue...</i>

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