What are cats good for? - Page 3

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-24-2002, 07:16 PM

HELP SAVE THE WORLD FROM FELINE DOMINATION SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DOGS!!!

Lord of Alcohol · 01-24-2002, 07:17 PM

CAT-The other white meat!

Grand-Ranger · 01-24-2002, 07:21 PM

quote:
Originally posted by AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe:
HELP SAVE THE WORLD FROM FELINE DOMINATION SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DOGS!!!

Yes!!! I am all for that one!

Grand-Ranger · 01-24-2002, 07:23 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:
Okay, let's compare Grand_Ranger to a cat :
Ratings are out of 10

Cuteness
Cat: 9 (3 when ripping furniture)
G-R: 2 (0 when ripping furniture)

Fun
Cat: 7
G-R: 4

Protection
Cat: from mice
G-R: none

Companionship
when hungry or wanting attention
(to BOTH Cats and G-R)

Hunting
Cat: brings back trophies
G-R: yet to get one

Entertainment
Cat: plenty
G-R: only when drunk

Mice Response
Cat: Yum
G-R: Eek!

Cute
Cat: Definitely
G-R: Questionable

[ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: Lord Shield ]

LOL!!!

some people may have to dissagree with that....hopefully [img]smile.gif[/img]

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-24-2002, 08:42 PM

come to think of it LO alcohol i think in poor asian villages they use cats instead of chicken, (I think they do that in this one chinese place down the street from me because their food is NASTY!!!) If youve heard of it dont eat at the Imperial buffet on vine st. they get 2 vomits in my book [img]graemlins/repuke.gif[/img]

John D Harris · 01-24-2002, 08:46 PM

quote:
Originally posted by slackerboy:
they make a decent substitute for toilet paper,

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clawed or de-clawed?

Cloudbringer · 01-24-2002, 11:01 PM

quote:
Originally posted by John D Harris:

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clawed or de-clawed?

PFFFFFFFFT! *puts claws out and hisses*

CloudKitten [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]

John D Harris · 01-24-2002, 11:12 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudbringer:

PFFFFFFFFT! *puts claws out and hisses*

CloudKitten [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img]

Sorry Miss Cloudkitten Ma'am, but I thunk clawed or de-clawed would be a MAJOR concern for a toliet paper substitute.
De-clawed: soft and absorbant(SP?)
Clawed: Well...rather rough on the Ole hemoroids.

Pangur Ban · 01-25-2002, 03:10 AM

** arches back, bristles fur, and Hiss!! at cat insulters **

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ... Albert Schweitzer

Barry the Sprout · 01-25-2002, 07:04 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Pangur Ban:
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ... Albert Schweitzer

One to listen to... the other to kick...

01-24-2002, 07:16 PM	#21
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	HELP SAVE THE WORLD FROM FELINE DOMINATION SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DOGS!!! __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-24-2002, 07:17 PM	#22
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	CAT-The other white meat! __________________ No

01-24-2002, 07:21 PM	#23
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	quote: Originally posted by AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe: HELP SAVE THE WORLD FROM FELINE DOMINATION SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL DOGS!!! Yes!!! I am all for that one! __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

01-24-2002, 07:23 PM	#24
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	quote: Originally posted by Lord Shield: Okay, let's compare Grand_Ranger to a cat : Ratings are out of 10 Cuteness Cat: 9 (3 when ripping furniture) G-R: 2 (0 when ripping furniture) Fun Cat: 7 G-R: 4 Protection Cat: from mice G-R: none Companionship when hungry or wanting attention (to BOTH Cats and G-R) Hunting Cat: brings back trophies G-R: yet to get one Entertainment Cat: plenty G-R: only when drunk Mice Response Cat: Yum G-R: Eek! Cute Cat: Definitely G-R: Questionable [ 01-24-2002: Message edited by: Lord Shield ] LOL!!! some people may have to dissagree with that....hopefully [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

01-24-2002, 08:42 PM	#25
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	come to think of it LO alcohol i think in poor asian villages they use cats instead of chicken, (I think they do that in this one chinese place down the street from me because their food is NASTY!!!) If youve heard of it dont eat at the Imperial buffet on vine st. they get 2 vomits in my book [img]graemlins/repuke.gif[/img] __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-24-2002, 08:46 PM	#26
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	quote: Originally posted by slackerboy: they make a decent substitute for toilet paper, ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clawed or de-clawed? __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

01-24-2002, 11:01 PM	#27
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	quote: Originally posted by John D Harris: ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clawed or de-clawed? PFFFFFFFFT! puts claws out and hisses CloudKitten [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img] __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

01-24-2002, 11:12 PM	#28
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 63 Posts: 3,577	quote: Originally posted by Cloudbringer: PFFFFFFFFT! puts claws out and hisses CloudKitten [img]graemlins/kittynow.gif[/img] Sorry Miss Cloudkitten Ma'am, but I thunk clawed or de-clawed would be a MAJOR concern for a toliet paper substitute. De-clawed: soft and absorbant(SP?) Clawed: Well...rather rough on the Ole hemoroids. __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

01-25-2002, 03:10 AM	#29
Pangur Ban Avatar Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Age: 65 Posts: 569	arches back, bristles fur, and Hiss!! at cat insulters "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ... Albert Schweitzer __________________ Not enough time to care ....

01-25-2002, 07:04 AM	#30
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 42 Posts: 1,815	quote: Originally posted by Pangur Ban: "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" ... Albert Schweitzer One to listen to... the other to kick... __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

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