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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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I Asked God
by: Author Unknown, Source Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked God to take away my pain. God said, "No, It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up". I asked God to make my handicapped child whole. God said, "No, her spirit was whole, her body was only temporary". I asked God to grant me patience. God said, "No, patience is a by-product of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is earned". I asked God to give me happiness. God said, "No, I give you blessings. Happiness is up to you". I asked God to spare me pain. God said, "No, suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me". I asked God to make my spirit grow. God said, "No, you must grow on your own, but I will prune you to make you fruitful". I asked for all things that I might enjoy life. God said, "No, I will give you life so that you may enjoy all things". I ask God to help me love others, as much as he loves me. God said, "... Ahhhh, finally you have the idea". |
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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Love Installation
by: Author Unknown, Source Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + Inspirational Posters A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine. Customer: I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am? Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running? Tech Support: What programs are running ma'am? Customer: Let me see... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now. Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am? Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased. Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal? Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message? Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed? Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades. Customer: Oops...I have an error message already. What should I do? Tech Support: What does the message say? Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS". What does that mean? Tech Support: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem.It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means - "you have to 'LOVE' your own machine before it can "LOVE" others." Customer: So what should I do? Tech Support: Can you find the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"? Customer: Yes, I have it. Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this. Customer: Thank you. Tech Support : You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back. Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART! Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go Customer: Yes? Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet.They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you. Customer: I will. Thank you for your help |
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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Friendship vs. Love
by: Nathan Stutte, Source Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + Inspirational Posters Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust Love is when you feel like you are the only two around Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart Friendship is being close even when you are far apart Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart when they are not near Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best Love is when you bring them the very best Friendship occupies your mind Love occupies your soul Friendship is knowing that you will always try to be there when in need Love is when you will give up everything to be at their side Friendship is a warm smile in the winter Love is a warming touch that sends a pulse through your heart Love is a beautiful smile to which nothing compares A tender laugh, which opens your heart A single touch that melts away your fears A smell that reminds you of the tenderness of heaven A voice that reminds you of the innocence of youth Friendship can survive without love Love cannot live without friendship |
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250! Leo! Thankyou for posting this my friend! Fantastic!
![]() Liliara, very good. Brilliant. It is when we are close to death that life seems most real, so that makes perfect sense. I'll buy that theory. ------------------ I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on.... ![]() A fair dinkum laughing Hyena! |
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no problem, bro. I dont know what you and Liliara are discussing, but I know Life without love is simply dry and meaningless, and I dont ever want to go back! |
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![]() ------------------ I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on.... ![]() A fair dinkum laughing Hyena! |
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