Is THIS what sport has come to? Opinions please

[Memnoch]

Originally posted by Lifetime: Thanks Memnoch for posting this..I really needed a lift

It's a classic, isn't it.

Seriously, if anyone tried to do that to me on a footy field I'd beat the living shit out of them, referee be damned.

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Memnoch - Custodian of the Order of the Holy Flame

Originally posted by Memnoch: It's a classic, isn't it. Seriously, if anyone tried to do that to me on a footy field I'd beat the living shit out of them, referee be damned.

Referees, Black and white striped Hitler's, some of ours were pretty scarey, used to give penalities for swearing on the pitch, even if it wasn't directed at anyone!




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[IdiotRogue]

Originally posted by Sir_Tainly: Our QB thought he was god too, but he could only throw well to the other team! All our opponents wondered why we only ever did running plays. Injuries we a speciality, since we played on astroturf we dished out them out wholesale to visitors. Strangely our worst injuries occured when we were away playing on grass.

"If horses can't eat it, I ain't playing on it." I hated astroturf.

I played both guard and middle linebacker. It seemed I could hit harder on grass. There were few things more satisfying than hitting a ball carrier hard enough that he would quit and just fall down when he saw you coming... hehehe...

By the way, a second suggestion for dealing with our original quarterback was to actually help the other team tackle him. This was vetoed in committee. Someone said our coaches might notice... LMAO!

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Next time I send some damned fool, I'll go myself...

Gotta shoot off home from work now IdiotRogue, probably get back on the board sometimes this evening, catch you then

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[IdiotRogue]

Originally posted by Sir_Tainly: Referees, Black and white striped Hitler's, some of ours were pretty scarey, used to give penalities for swearing on the pitch, even if it wasn't directed at anyone!

I got tossed late in one game for telling a referee I was happy that the school district had found work for a blind man

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Next time I send some damned fool, I'll go myself...

[Yorick]

Originally posted by Lifetime: Always knew those ruggers were sorta gay.. No offence to anyone that plays Rugby (or American Football for that matter) but the people that do play the game for my school are so.. they just behave like a bunch of overgrown oversexed chimps. Its bloody irritating.

Lifetime, orientation has nothing to do with. It constitutes sexual abuse and is a form of rape. (Penetration without consent) Hopa will wear it on the field from now on I reckon. Targetted big time.

The courtroom dialogue is hysterical though. Unbelievable.



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"Check the sustain on this one ... aaaaaaaa, I mean you could go out for a bite and there'd still be aaaaaaaaa"

"Can I touch it?"
"No. It can't be played"
"Can I look at it?
"No we've seen enough of that one....."


A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

[Yorick]

Memnoch what's with the added red bits? You didn't want it to be bright and arresting I take it?

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"Check the sustain on this one ... aaaaaaaa, I mean you could go out for a bite and there'd still be aaaaaaaaa"

"Can I touch it?"
"No. It can't be played"
"Can I look at it?
"No we've seen enough of that one....."


A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

[Leonis]

Originally posted by Erekose: I thought it was quite funny to see the news presenter discuss that one, on channel 10 he said "I just read what they give me"

Mike Monroe on 'A current affair' said "there's no delicate way to put this..."

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Grrrr!

[Yorick]

Originally posted by Leonis: Mike Monroe on 'A current affair' said "there's no delicate way to put this..."

Del, that's hilarious.

Man I'm stuffed (pardon the inappropriate phrase) I'm off to bed. Barely holding my eyes open.



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"Check the sustain on this one ... aaaaaaaa, I mean you could go out for a bite and there'd still be aaaaaaaaa"

"Can I touch it?"
"No. It can't be played"
"Can I look at it?
"No we've seen enough of that one....."


A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

[Leonis]

I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud tonight and wake seashell! g'night, check poems thread first. c ya!

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Grrrr!