Can you believe this...... - Page 3

Rageheart · 11-19-2002, 07:20 PM

no youve got it all wrong. First you grab a cross bow, shoot him in the leg, then brawl with him in a fistfight. That's the funnest way!

Mellagar · 11-19-2002, 10:54 PM

No you're both wrong! First you tie them to a bug infested tree, wearing only a tight thong, and a spring bonnet! Then you sit down and play the lute while singing songs horribly out of tune, and do this until the sun goes down. Then you give them a massive wedgy until their eyes sink inward and their head explodes.

Or.......stab them with a dagger....and....shout die mage die. BUT I highly recommend the first tactic mentioned earlier.

Grungi · 11-20-2002, 08:04 AM

ah remembering your youth eh mellagar? [img]smile.gif[/img] that explains your current mental state

*mental note to self* if mellagar asks you to dinner respectfully decline especially if he has a bug infested tree in his front garden

Mellagar · 11-20-2002, 08:59 AM

[img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] That's right!

*Note to self* Invite Grungi for innocent day of village burning than apply massive wedgy when unsuspecting. Then turn him in circles till he collapses...

You may not know this, but I'm a freakin' psycho....yeah...I got mad skills... [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img]

Night Stalker · 11-20-2002, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by johnny:

quote:
Originally posted by Grungi:
if its like the fighters guild you may find someone who gives you a second chance, in the fighters guild if you get kicked out find percius mercius and he will give you a 2nd chance, im assuming theres someone in mage guild who'd do the same, just gotta find em

Hm, good thing i didn't make a move yet. You wouldn't happen to know who that is, would you ?[/QUOTE]Try Edwina or Skink or Rathys (SP?)

johnny · 11-20-2002, 12:16 PM

Edwinna was a nono, i haven't checked out the rest.

Rageheart · 11-20-2002, 02:58 PM

well that's one deranged forum speaker, lets see how many we can find!

Grungi · 11-21-2002, 05:40 AM

your using a wedgy assault vs a madman with two swords? you must be , erm, well mad frankly [img]smile.gif[/img]

Rageheart · 11-21-2002, 04:25 PM

Yeah, and don't go messin with the zhentarim guards neither, cuz they got the orange sphere thing goin on

Grungi · 11-22-2002, 05:23 AM

your orange sphere vs my green bloke with two swords, hmmm im guessing your orange sphere is an incoming fireball so hmmm my tactic is.... to run away screaming about how the bad fire might hurt me and wheres my mummy..

take that!

11-19-2002, 07:20 PM	#21
Rageheart Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 12, 2002 Location: ??? Age: 36 Posts: 929	no youve got it all wrong. First you grab a cross bow, shoot him in the leg, then brawl with him in a fistfight. That's the funnest way! __________________ Matt never had been on the team before, so we knew he was lying.

11-20-2002, 12:16 PM	#26
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 59 Posts: 16,981	Edwinna was a nono, i haven't checked out the rest. __________________

11-20-2002, 02:58 PM	#27
Rageheart Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 12, 2002 Location: ??? Age: 36 Posts: 929	well that's one deranged forum speaker, lets see how many we can find! __________________ Matt never had been on the team before, so we knew he was lying.

11-21-2002, 04:25 PM	#29
Rageheart Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 12, 2002 Location: ??? Age: 36 Posts: 929	Yeah, and don't go messin with the zhentarim guards neither, cuz they got the orange sphere thing goin on __________________ Matt never had been on the team before, so we knew he was lying.

11-19-2002, 10:54 PM	#22
Mellagar Avatar Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Far from where I was, nearer where I wish. Age: 42 Posts: 563	No you're both wrong! First you tie them to a bug infested tree, wearing only a tight thong, and a spring bonnet! Then you sit down and play the lute while singing songs horribly out of tune, and do this until the sun goes down. Then you give them a massive wedgy until their eyes sink inward and their head explodes. Or.......stab them with a dagger....and....shout die mage die. BUT I highly recommend the first tactic mentioned earlier.

11-20-2002, 08:04 AM	#23
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	ah remembering your youth eh mellagar? [img]smile.gif[/img] that explains your current mental state mental note to self if mellagar asks you to dinner respectfully decline especially if he has a bug infested tree in his front garden

11-20-2002, 08:59 AM	#24
Mellagar Avatar Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Far from where I was, nearer where I wish. Age: 42 Posts: 563	[img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] That's right! Note to self Invite Grungi for innocent day of village burning than apply massive wedgy when unsuspecting. Then turn him in circles till he collapses... You may not know this, but I'm a freakin' psycho....yeah...I got mad skills... [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img]

11-21-2002, 05:40 AM	#28
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	your using a wedgy assault vs a madman with two swords? you must be , erm, well mad frankly [img]smile.gif[/img]

11-22-2002, 05:23 AM	#30
Grungi Banned User Join Date: September 4, 2002 Location: no Age: 47 Posts: 1,446	your orange sphere vs my green bloke with two swords, hmmm im guessing your orange sphere is an incoming fireball so hmmm my tactic is.... to run away screaming about how the bad fire might hurt me and wheres my mummy.. take that!

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